Jun 06, 2005 08:04
SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS IN LESS THE 5 WHOLE DAYS!!!!!!!!
i am sosososososososo excited! i hope it is better than LAST summer, because i spent the whole damn time wasting a perfectly fantastic 3 months with a guy who i ended up hating anyway....
so sad...
but this year, THAT IS NOT THE CASE!
sexy singles will rule the airwaves, and mingle amongst the hot, sexy orgies that will explode into the streets and de-flower every living thing, because THAT is what summer is all about, THAT is the whole point of teenage existance!!!!!!!!!!
so throw off your pants, grab your lubrication and various sex toys, and juump into the sweaty, moaning mass that is...
THE SLEEVELESS SUMMER OF 2005!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. my number is (815) 578-1856, in case you need directions hehehe