mmm spankings
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for alvonina (-10 points). In April I gave blackjade a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday artifice_au and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I put gum in shiftwithin's hair (-12 points). In January I set bad_tiger's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-88 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
nzpurrfict