Late Night with Nicole
4 AM Observations:
1.) People should learn to talk dirty. Seriously, they should hold college and high school classes in this. It's way too underrated in this society.
2.) Boobs are cool.
3.) TV shows need more gratuitous butt shots.
4.) Airports are (one of) the bane(s) of human culture.
5.) No one under the age of seven should be allowed on an airplane unless sedated.
6.) Vermont is cold. Like, really fucking cold. I'd kind of forgotten about winter while living in Boulder.
7.) If I have to be stuck on a plane with assholes, I prefer them to be from Vermont. They're just more amusing.
8.) The revolution will not be televised, but someone will get a couple shots of it, and they'll air that on HBO.
9.) The revolution will not fly first class either (bastards).
10.) The revolution will not have a soundtrack, but if it did, it would be the mix cd that Johno made for me.
11.) All the good men are gay (at least according to Queer as Folk, which I watched all night with Spacebutt). Give me boobs and gay fanfiction on the side.
12.) I would like to get laid. I would also like a pony. I'm not sure which is less likely at this point.
1.) People should learn to talk dirty. Seriously, they should hold college and high school classes in this. It's way too underrated in this society.
2.) Boobs are cool.
3.) TV shows need more gratuitous butt shots.
4.) Airports are (one of) the bane(s) of human culture.
5.) No one under the age of seven should be allowed on an airplane unless sedated.
6.) Vermont is cold. Like, really fucking cold. I'd kind of forgotten about winter while living in Boulder.
7.) If I have to be stuck on a plane with assholes, I prefer them to be from Vermont. They're just more amusing.
8.) The revolution will not be televised, but someone will get a couple shots of it, and they'll air that on HBO.
9.) The revolution will not fly first class either (bastards).
10.) The revolution will not have a soundtrack, but if it did, it would be the mix cd that Johno made for me.
11.) All the good men are gay (at least according to Queer as Folk, which I watched all night with Spacebutt). Give me boobs and gay fanfiction on the side.
12.) I would like to get laid. I would also like a pony. I'm not sure which is less likely at this point.