bitches
why is it that my life lately has been constantly reminding me how much girls suck? oh wait. i'm a girl.... well.. all of them but me. well, some of them are alright, but most are... well... a few examples
1. i hate groups. i hate group projects. particularily group projects that require you to have girls in your group. especially when all of your group is female. why you ask? well b/c if, say, you are to miss a meeting because the group did not wait around for you outside of the library like they said they would, a male member of said group would understand, and let it slide. a female member of said group will report you to the professor and try to make your grade lower than hers. ok you say, so it happened once, that doesn't mean it will happen all of the time. well, of the two groups i have had to do projects with this year, 100% of them have damaged my grade because of the exact same situation. so i am cronically five minutes late, i can't help it that i have OTHER THINGS TO DO THAN MEET AT THE DROP OF A HATE TO TALK ABOUT SHIT THAT COULD BE EASILY DONE THROUGH EMAIL. i meant hat. maybe.
2. girls don't make very good friends. for the most part. maybe i feel this way because when i was little we only had little boys in my neighborhood, so the whole 'girly' thing is a bit lost on me. except that my first word was 'shoe'. (there are some things you just can't repress) why do girls not make good friends? you can't joke around with them. call them an idiot, they take it personally. in fact, they take everything personally. most of them run around acting like they have a big stick up their ass. i'd much rather have male friends than female. damn shame that i don't have a one. there aren't many men who actually LIKE women. as in, like hanging out with them, not just because they want to screw. well thats not a good example, because thats all they want to do anymore. in fact, i think i probably don't have any male friends because after they hit puberty all they wanted to do anymore is have sex. not that i think about anything other then sex when i hang out with guys either anymore, but still.... stupid puberty.
and supposedly men think about sex more than women. bahahahah! riiiight. well maybe they do, but what the fuck is a 'relationship' anyway? sex! its just socially acceptable sex. girls want sex just as much as boys do, they just don't want to be considered 'dirty sluts' so the quest is for the 'relationship.' but what does it really mean? i have sex with you, and then you come back tomorrow and we have some more. well, a proper relationship anyway. if there is no sex, then why spend anymore time with each other? don't drag it out. either start skrewing again or move on. but i digress
3. other girls are competition. and thats what it all comes down to. all you boys out there who DIDN'T choose to go to UNC. you were stupid. seriously. you were either too stupid to get in, or too stupid to realize just HOW MANY FUCKING WOMEN ARE HERE. did you know that on any given night, at any bar, there are about 2 women to any man? did you? i didn't think so, otherwise you'd be here. and you know that song about carolina girls being the best in the world? well they weren't kidding. come visit. walk down the street, it ain't no joke. i don't know if they reject you if you aren't pretty enough, but it sure seems like it. (i got in, wink wink). and we let the cat fighting begin. everyone knows girls are competitive. can you imagine what thats like when there are so many of them, none of them are getting any kind of good sex, they're all beautiful, and there aren't enough men to go around? yah. yeaaah. its a shame though, all the men who come here are instantly assified by this. why need to take care of yourself? if you're ugly or short, there will STILL be two or more girls competing to give you a blow job. (and you think i'm exaggerating) why need to ask anyone out? they'll ask you. and if you're not ready to 'settle down' just pick a nice one out from the bar, you've got a fifty fifty chance she'll go home with you right then, and a 100 percent chance she'll screw you if you call her later. (because who calls anyway?) but not if you're old. sorry men. (and by this i do mean MEN) no men need apply, only boys. if you hint slightly of 'grad student' you might as well leave. god forbid you're an alumni. if you missed out on sowing your oats while you were here, don't come back. its just embarrassing. we do have some standards, after all.
so i don't really like girls. hmmm.... lets think about this. boys don't like girls. girls don't like girls. girls don't like boys. i'm not sure, but sometimes i wonder if boys like boys. does anyone like ANYONE??? what the hell is wrong with our world. and all this time i thought it was me who didn't play well with others
i need to get the fuck out of here and meet some women and men. all this boy girl crap is really starting to get to me.
1. i hate groups. i hate group projects. particularily group projects that require you to have girls in your group. especially when all of your group is female. why you ask? well b/c if, say, you are to miss a meeting because the group did not wait around for you outside of the library like they said they would, a male member of said group would understand, and let it slide. a female member of said group will report you to the professor and try to make your grade lower than hers. ok you say, so it happened once, that doesn't mean it will happen all of the time. well, of the two groups i have had to do projects with this year, 100% of them have damaged my grade because of the exact same situation. so i am cronically five minutes late, i can't help it that i have OTHER THINGS TO DO THAN MEET AT THE DROP OF A HATE TO TALK ABOUT SHIT THAT COULD BE EASILY DONE THROUGH EMAIL. i meant hat. maybe.
2. girls don't make very good friends. for the most part. maybe i feel this way because when i was little we only had little boys in my neighborhood, so the whole 'girly' thing is a bit lost on me. except that my first word was 'shoe'. (there are some things you just can't repress) why do girls not make good friends? you can't joke around with them. call them an idiot, they take it personally. in fact, they take everything personally. most of them run around acting like they have a big stick up their ass. i'd much rather have male friends than female. damn shame that i don't have a one. there aren't many men who actually LIKE women. as in, like hanging out with them, not just because they want to screw. well thats not a good example, because thats all they want to do anymore. in fact, i think i probably don't have any male friends because after they hit puberty all they wanted to do anymore is have sex. not that i think about anything other then sex when i hang out with guys either anymore, but still.... stupid puberty.
and supposedly men think about sex more than women. bahahahah! riiiight. well maybe they do, but what the fuck is a 'relationship' anyway? sex! its just socially acceptable sex. girls want sex just as much as boys do, they just don't want to be considered 'dirty sluts' so the quest is for the 'relationship.' but what does it really mean? i have sex with you, and then you come back tomorrow and we have some more. well, a proper relationship anyway. if there is no sex, then why spend anymore time with each other? don't drag it out. either start skrewing again or move on. but i digress
3. other girls are competition. and thats what it all comes down to. all you boys out there who DIDN'T choose to go to UNC. you were stupid. seriously. you were either too stupid to get in, or too stupid to realize just HOW MANY FUCKING WOMEN ARE HERE. did you know that on any given night, at any bar, there are about 2 women to any man? did you? i didn't think so, otherwise you'd be here. and you know that song about carolina girls being the best in the world? well they weren't kidding. come visit. walk down the street, it ain't no joke. i don't know if they reject you if you aren't pretty enough, but it sure seems like it. (i got in, wink wink). and we let the cat fighting begin. everyone knows girls are competitive. can you imagine what thats like when there are so many of them, none of them are getting any kind of good sex, they're all beautiful, and there aren't enough men to go around? yah. yeaaah. its a shame though, all the men who come here are instantly assified by this. why need to take care of yourself? if you're ugly or short, there will STILL be two or more girls competing to give you a blow job. (and you think i'm exaggerating) why need to ask anyone out? they'll ask you. and if you're not ready to 'settle down' just pick a nice one out from the bar, you've got a fifty fifty chance she'll go home with you right then, and a 100 percent chance she'll screw you if you call her later. (because who calls anyway?) but not if you're old. sorry men. (and by this i do mean MEN) no men need apply, only boys. if you hint slightly of 'grad student' you might as well leave. god forbid you're an alumni. if you missed out on sowing your oats while you were here, don't come back. its just embarrassing. we do have some standards, after all.
so i don't really like girls. hmmm.... lets think about this. boys don't like girls. girls don't like girls. girls don't like boys. i'm not sure, but sometimes i wonder if boys like boys. does anyone like ANYONE??? what the hell is wrong with our world. and all this time i thought it was me who didn't play well with others
i need to get the fuck out of here and meet some women and men. all this boy girl crap is really starting to get to me.