Pre-Valentines Syndrome
'Tis the season to be sober, tralalalala, la la la laaaaa.....'
The heck.
Hasn't anyone noticed that every year, as soon as February starts pouring in...
so do flocks of couples from everywhere!
Darn, every single place I go to lately, I see pairs, pairs, pairs, and even more PAIRS!
Gah, it feels like Noah's Ark all over again.
'Only those who come in pairs shall be saved!!!'
Gah.
The worse thing is, when they see you come in, ALONE and SINGLE, they stare at you like you're some kind of alien or ubnormal being or or a parasite of bitterness or something.
Makes me think, maybe there really is some sort of 'invisible' love bug that infests the human population once a year... and for some odd reason, I'm immune to this virus, parasite, bacteria or whatever you call it.
Gah, I hate it when people are sooo mushy mushy. It creeps me out so much that it makes my my hair stand.
'Hey, everyone's turning into mush! Let's join the bandwagon!'
Gah.
Bitter.
Haha.
The heck.
Hasn't anyone noticed that every year, as soon as February starts pouring in...
so do flocks of couples from everywhere!
Darn, every single place I go to lately, I see pairs, pairs, pairs, and even more PAIRS!
Gah, it feels like Noah's Ark all over again.
'Only those who come in pairs shall be saved!!!'
Gah.
The worse thing is, when they see you come in, ALONE and SINGLE, they stare at you like you're some kind of alien or ubnormal being or or a parasite of bitterness or something.
Makes me think, maybe there really is some sort of 'invisible' love bug that infests the human population once a year... and for some odd reason, I'm immune to this virus, parasite, bacteria or whatever you call it.
Gah, I hate it when people are sooo mushy mushy. It creeps me out so much that it makes my my hair stand.
'Hey, everyone's turning into mush! Let's join the bandwagon!'
Gah.
Bitter.
Haha.