Dirty
My family is so dirty. My sister called me and I was telling her my hubby sent me a large beautiful purple orchids at work. She immediately asked me if I had to "do" (i.e. blowjob, like that would be a burden, ha) anything for them. If she had been in front of me I would have smacked her. Hello!! I am usually the one instigating the hand jobs and blowjobs in my house. She is such a dumb ass, just like the other sister. During our first year of marriage I got a pretty ruby pendant necklace, the other sister asked me that that year.