Cliff, Shag, Marry
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.
scoradh gave me Frankie, Joe and Brendon. (For the purposes of this exercise we're going to use classic!Frankie, because Leathermouth!Frank is not even a real boy, he is a man and that is just scary from a former pixie. Also he does not look like a Frankie anymore *sadface* )
Cliff: Brendon.
I know, I know, how could I cliff this face?
It is not that I don't have eyes in my head, I am aware that he can look like this:
The problem, daoine, is that he can also look like this:
and this:
and indeed this:
And when he looks like that, he looks exactly like my best dude friend, who I would never in a million years shag. I only wish I was exaggerating! The first time I saw this
my thought process was something along the lines of : "OMG J never told me he met Panic! The fucke-- *squawk* GAkjsf it's Brendon, oh, oh bleach the eyes, bleach the eyes!". I had to be very selective in my reading material for some time after that to avoid weeping and flailing from the mental trauma x.x
And we couldn't have a weird platonic marriage thing because I would constantly try to steal his bandmates and we would clearly
fight over the Capri Suns.
Cheer up emo kid. Your Jon Walker will catch you at the bottom.
Shag: JoeTroh.
(Despite the abundance of Joe pics on my rl music wall, there won't be quite so much here :D)
I debated marrying Joe, because we would make adorable babies. But then it occurred to me that I have no desire for babies, imaginary, fabulously-coiffed ones or not.
And so:
No one should be able to resist this face.
Pete can't.
Andy can't.
Patrick can't.
Hemmy totally can't. Although it seems that he is not so much responding to the face as is, like me, a whore for guitar-playing hands.
Joe is aerodynamic.
Joe is a dork.
Joe dresses up as Jon Walker. \o/
Also in a uniform.
Once upon a time in Band Land, Joe Trohman had a lipring. NNnngh. Maybe it interfered with his weed consumption, but why Joe, why take it away?
Joe in a cage. (Lol, I am perhaps giving away more of my intentions that I had originally planned :O)
You are either convinced by now or made of stone! But, but I have heard complaints about the hair. Many of them in fact. His general air of scruffiness seems not to please some people. I say to these people:
There's more of it to hold onto now! I just want to pull it, like every time I look at him. Also, also, look at his pretty tattoos! (and his arms.)
In conclusion, (ha, this is longer than Brendon's, I apologize for misleading you!)
Marry: Frankie.
Another reason we are using classic!Frankie, is that I simply cannot covet a married man! (Unless that man is Mikeyway, but I covet his wifey too, so all is good) This is usually a lie, but when wifey is Jamia such adorable coupleyness is daunting. They'd probably be second on my list of bandom couples for threesomes though. Although, if Gee wasn't pregnant.. Confound those Ways and their sexy wives.
Anyway, this is Frankie
Here we see him at the tender age of five.
I miss bb!Frank and his piercings D:
Tiny Frank is tiny, but I am tinier. We would never be able to use the top shelf in anything. HOWEVER he would not loom, like a ridiculous hulking thing. This is a good quality in a dude.
Frank has a snarky face. Snark leads to sexing if one's snarky face is as pretty as Frank's.
Which leads us to
bendy!Frank!!
And his good friend sweaty!Frank! You may draw your own conclusions.
Frank has pretty boyfriends. I am convinced that he would share. (Hai Matt, I see you there!)
I would not object to a Bob Bryar in my bed. Or his. Or anywhere, really.
Frank is cheerful! And comfy!
Frank is snuggly.
He is wearing plaid and does not look like a twat. This is actually very important.
I may not want one of the little demons, but I am not COMPLETELY HEARTLESS.
I can't find any sick!Frank, but we all know it is there. SO. We could be plague-ridden together!
Frank rocks teh bunny ears. And makes the world think bad thoughts xD
I have nothing to add. Except, do we think there was a rake of kitty!Frank fics after this surfaced?
Frank has 19 dogs :P This is appealing. One of them is on my music wall with him, but I cannot find it on the interwebs, your imaginations will have to suffice.
Frank is on the floor. Bye Frank!
Lol, okay done. If you should like to participate, just tell me which fandom(s) :D
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.
scoradh gave me Frankie, Joe and Brendon. (For the purposes of this exercise we're going to use classic!Frankie, because Leathermouth!Frank is not even a real boy, he is a man and that is just scary from a former pixie. Also he does not look like a Frankie anymore *sadface* )
Cliff: Brendon.
I know, I know, how could I cliff this face?
It is not that I don't have eyes in my head, I am aware that he can look like this:
The problem, daoine, is that he can also look like this:
and this:
and indeed this:
And when he looks like that, he looks exactly like my best dude friend, who I would never in a million years shag. I only wish I was exaggerating! The first time I saw this
my thought process was something along the lines of : "OMG J never told me he met Panic! The fucke-- *squawk* GAkjsf it's Brendon, oh, oh bleach the eyes, bleach the eyes!". I had to be very selective in my reading material for some time after that to avoid weeping and flailing from the mental trauma x.x
And we couldn't have a weird platonic marriage thing because I would constantly try to steal his bandmates and we would clearly
fight over the Capri Suns.
Cheer up emo kid. Your Jon Walker will catch you at the bottom.
Shag: JoeTroh.
(Despite the abundance of Joe pics on my rl music wall, there won't be quite so much here :D)
I debated marrying Joe, because we would make adorable babies. But then it occurred to me that I have no desire for babies, imaginary, fabulously-coiffed ones or not.
And so:
No one should be able to resist this face.
Pete can't.
Andy can't.
Patrick can't.
Hemmy totally can't. Although it seems that he is not so much responding to the face as is, like me, a whore for guitar-playing hands.
Joe is aerodynamic.
Joe is a dork.
Joe dresses up as Jon Walker. \o/
Also in a uniform.
Once upon a time in Band Land, Joe Trohman had a lipring. NNnngh. Maybe it interfered with his weed consumption, but why Joe, why take it away?
Joe in a cage. (Lol, I am perhaps giving away more of my intentions that I had originally planned :O)
You are either convinced by now or made of stone! But, but I have heard complaints about the hair. Many of them in fact. His general air of scruffiness seems not to please some people. I say to these people:
There's more of it to hold onto now! I just want to pull it, like every time I look at him. Also, also, look at his pretty tattoos! (and his arms.)
In conclusion, (ha, this is longer than Brendon's, I apologize for misleading you!)
Marry: Frankie.
Another reason we are using classic!Frankie, is that I simply cannot covet a married man! (Unless that man is Mikeyway, but I covet his wifey too, so all is good) This is usually a lie, but when wifey is Jamia such adorable coupleyness is daunting. They'd probably be second on my list of bandom couples for threesomes though. Although, if Gee wasn't pregnant.. Confound those Ways and their sexy wives.
Anyway, this is Frankie
Here we see him at the tender age of five.
I miss bb!Frank and his piercings D:
Tiny Frank is tiny, but I am tinier. We would never be able to use the top shelf in anything. HOWEVER he would not loom, like a ridiculous hulking thing. This is a good quality in a dude.
Frank has a snarky face. Snark leads to sexing if one's snarky face is as pretty as Frank's.
Which leads us to
bendy!Frank!!
And his good friend sweaty!Frank! You may draw your own conclusions.
Frank has pretty boyfriends. I am convinced that he would share. (Hai Matt, I see you there!)
I would not object to a Bob Bryar in my bed. Or his. Or anywhere, really.
Frank is cheerful! And comfy!
Frank is snuggly.
He is wearing plaid and does not look like a twat. This is actually very important.
I may not want one of the little demons, but I am not COMPLETELY HEARTLESS.
I can't find any sick!Frank, but we all know it is there. SO. We could be plague-ridden together!
Frank rocks teh bunny ears. And makes the world think bad thoughts xD
I have nothing to add. Except, do we think there was a rake of kitty!Frank fics after this surfaced?
Frank has 19 dogs :P This is appealing. One of them is on my music wall with him, but I cannot find it on the interwebs, your imaginations will have to suffice.
Frank is on the floor. Bye Frank!
Lol, okay done. If you should like to participate, just tell me which fandom(s) :D