Unshakable Confidence
Unshakable Confidence
Subject: Heechul & Voldemort
Rating: PG | Genre: AU!Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own any SuJu member or HP character.
Summary: Who do you think will win?
A/N: A night of crack and this comes out.
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Voldemort stood in the middle of the dark circular room, when the doors burst opened and Voldemort turned swiftly on his heel as a wave of light shot from his wand.
Heechul simply waved it off with his hand and smirked. "I call that a fail on your part." Voldemort continued to outreach his hand as watched Heechul stroll in and plop down on the nearby leather couch. "Now, how is your evil take-over-the-world domination going? Or your plans foiling at its seams?"
Voldemort narrowed his eyes. "I've accomplished my goals, have you?"
"Easily." Heechul smirked.
"Then what are you here for?"
Heechul played with the tip of his hair. "To offer you some advice."
"And that is?"
"That enjoy your world domination for now, before I take it from you." Voldemort barked a laugh.
"Impossible."
"I'm Heechul, nothing is impossible. I mean," He gestured the whole of him. "Just look at me. I scream supreme leader, people are meant to bow down to me." He then gestured to his face. "This face is meant to be worshiped. Yours on the other hand..." He shuddered. "No wonder people are offing themselves everyday, if I had to look at that face everyday I would too."
Voldemort turned away as his robes waved across the floor. "You'll never take this from me."
"Don't doubt me~." He sang.
Voldemort glowered as he looked back and steadies the wand in his hand. "You waltz in here and act all high and mighty when clearly I'm the superior one."
"Hah!" Heechul scoffed. "Obviously its me, but I'll let you believe your delusions."
Voldemort strengthened his glare. "I can easily end your life."
Heechul looked up with a confident smile on his face. "I dare you to try."
Voldemort uttered the curse as it hurled towards him, Heechul merely tilted his head as he waved it off with a flick of his fingers. "Wands are so last century." Voldemort waved it off again but Heechul didn't move his hands, yet somehow still deflected it. "I could do this in my sleep."
"I am stronger than you!" Voldemort asserted fiercely.
Heechul laughed as he rose up from his seat and took a few steps towards him.
"I will end you-"
Heechul reaches for his wand, snapped it in half and smiled as the halves fell onto the floor. "You were saying?"
Voldemort remained silent as he looked down.
Heechul smiled triumphantly. "Good, now fetch me my water."
"But I-"
"FETCH ME MY WATER!"
"...Fine." Voldemort whined as he slouched his shoulders and walked out of the room. Heechul suddenly laughed as he strutted towards the windows and looked across the city.
He smirked as he looked at everything that will now be his. "You are all mine."
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A/N: This....happened on a night when my friends and I were talking really late into the night and somehow all ended up in a high... >> we were insane as we somehow ended up talking about Voldemort and Heechul and after I wrote a few lines, they demanded this lol. And despite my protests, I gave in, hope you guys enjoy~ And if not... my friends better xD
Subject: Heechul & Voldemort
Rating: PG | Genre: AU!Crack
Disclaimer: I don't own any SuJu member or HP character.
Summary: Who do you think will win?
A/N: A night of crack and this comes out.
***
Voldemort stood in the middle of the dark circular room, when the doors burst opened and Voldemort turned swiftly on his heel as a wave of light shot from his wand.
Heechul simply waved it off with his hand and smirked. "I call that a fail on your part." Voldemort continued to outreach his hand as watched Heechul stroll in and plop down on the nearby leather couch. "Now, how is your evil take-over-the-world domination going? Or your plans foiling at its seams?"
Voldemort narrowed his eyes. "I've accomplished my goals, have you?"
"Easily." Heechul smirked.
"Then what are you here for?"
Heechul played with the tip of his hair. "To offer you some advice."
"And that is?"
"That enjoy your world domination for now, before I take it from you." Voldemort barked a laugh.
"Impossible."
"I'm Heechul, nothing is impossible. I mean," He gestured the whole of him. "Just look at me. I scream supreme leader, people are meant to bow down to me." He then gestured to his face. "This face is meant to be worshiped. Yours on the other hand..." He shuddered. "No wonder people are offing themselves everyday, if I had to look at that face everyday I would too."
Voldemort turned away as his robes waved across the floor. "You'll never take this from me."
"Don't doubt me~." He sang.
Voldemort glowered as he looked back and steadies the wand in his hand. "You waltz in here and act all high and mighty when clearly I'm the superior one."
"Hah!" Heechul scoffed. "Obviously its me, but I'll let you believe your delusions."
Voldemort strengthened his glare. "I can easily end your life."
Heechul looked up with a confident smile on his face. "I dare you to try."
Voldemort uttered the curse as it hurled towards him, Heechul merely tilted his head as he waved it off with a flick of his fingers. "Wands are so last century." Voldemort waved it off again but Heechul didn't move his hands, yet somehow still deflected it. "I could do this in my sleep."
"I am stronger than you!" Voldemort asserted fiercely.
Heechul laughed as he rose up from his seat and took a few steps towards him.
"I will end you-"
Heechul reaches for his wand, snapped it in half and smiled as the halves fell onto the floor. "You were saying?"
Voldemort remained silent as he looked down.
Heechul smiled triumphantly. "Good, now fetch me my water."
"But I-"
"FETCH ME MY WATER!"
"...Fine." Voldemort whined as he slouched his shoulders and walked out of the room. Heechul suddenly laughed as he strutted towards the windows and looked across the city.
He smirked as he looked at everything that will now be his. "You are all mine."
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A/N: This....happened on a night when my friends and I were talking really late into the night and somehow all ended up in a high... >> we were insane as we somehow ended up talking about Voldemort and Heechul and after I wrote a few lines, they demanded this lol. And despite my protests, I gave in, hope you guys enjoy~ And if not... my friends better xD