The Great Shed Robbery
Actually it isn't that funny that the Transvestite shed has been stolen :(
It was my only hope of having some occasional me time and peace and quiet.
We have had cunstable Moron and inspector Clueless round and after intense interrigation
i.e " When did you first notice it was missing?"
Me looking slightly sheepish....Oh about 6.30 this morning
(I had noticed it was gone about 2am but needed some sleep so went back to bed, ooh feel the guilt!! I hate having a conscience)
So from this information the the local Cuntstabulary deduced it was stolen during the night...Duh !!
So after my soaking yesterday, the shed robbery last night and the bank taking money out of the company account then claiming we hadn't enough funds to buy computer bits this morning I think I have had my fair share of bad luck for one weekend so heaven help anyone who pisses me off today!
It was my only hope of having some occasional me time and peace and quiet.
We have had cunstable Moron and inspector Clueless round and after intense interrigation
i.e " When did you first notice it was missing?"
Me looking slightly sheepish....Oh about 6.30 this morning
(I had noticed it was gone about 2am but needed some sleep so went back to bed, ooh feel the guilt!! I hate having a conscience)
So from this information the the local Cuntstabulary deduced it was stolen during the night...Duh !!
So after my soaking yesterday, the shed robbery last night and the bank taking money out of the company account then claiming we hadn't enough funds to buy computer bits this morning I think I have had my fair share of bad luck for one weekend so heaven help anyone who pisses me off today!