Meetings
excellent meeting again last night
After presenting
dormarth with a very appropriate T-shirt I had spent most of the day making with the help of my friend in DT.
Her year 11s must have wondered what the hell we were up too, we were laughing that much, especially when she realized the innuendo in the text :p
If you see it you will understand I think dormarth has put a photo on his blog.
Anyway after the official handover our meeting descended into our usual degenerate discussion although there was a hint of Theology.
Okay the gist of the conversation was,
Dyke being older ( Hhhhmmm) dies first!!
When dormarth finally shuffles off he arrives in heaven to find God quivering in a corner whimpering
“Don’t hit me”
dormarth ( being an observant poof )
notices the double eye patch and cute dog ( with harness )
Flicks God in the groin for final confirmation and hearing the resonant tone of ceramics concludes…..
“Ah the Dyke was a little displeased with her allocation”
Disembodied voice…….( Don’t forget the strong Birmingham accent )……
“We don’t mention that name here, its forbidden....It makes God a little ….distressed”
dormarth…..”well next time make sure I get here first, that way he would only lose
his bollocks, 1 eye and an ‘Archangel’ : )
We have such interesting meetings
After presenting
dormarth with a very appropriate T-shirt I had spent most of the day making with the help of my friend in DT.
Her year 11s must have wondered what the hell we were up too, we were laughing that much, especially when she realized the innuendo in the text :p
If you see it you will understand I think dormarth has put a photo on his blog.
Anyway after the official handover our meeting descended into our usual degenerate discussion although there was a hint of Theology.
Okay the gist of the conversation was,
Dyke being older ( Hhhhmmm) dies first!!
When dormarth finally shuffles off he arrives in heaven to find God quivering in a corner whimpering
“Don’t hit me”
dormarth ( being an observant poof )
notices the double eye patch and cute dog ( with harness )
Flicks God in the groin for final confirmation and hearing the resonant tone of ceramics concludes…..
“Ah the Dyke was a little displeased with her allocation”
Disembodied voice…….( Don’t forget the strong Birmingham accent )……
“We don’t mention that name here, its forbidden....It makes God a little ….distressed”
dormarth…..”well next time make sure I get here first, that way he would only lose
his bollocks, 1 eye and an ‘Archangel’ : )
We have such interesting meetings