ahhaha this cracks me up
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday magfocimorphic and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I pulled over and changed vvr4th's flat tire (15 points). In August I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I bought porn for insaneone517 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (717 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
nyuki_1
This would work, if twon would get off his lazy ass and learn to drive his Benz.