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[nyteulf]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rich!

1. Rich is the sacred animal of Thailand!
2. A lump of Rich the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
3. Rich was declared extinct in 1902!
4. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Rich orbiting the Earth.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Rich!
6. In Japan, Rich can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Rich'.
8. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Rich!
9. Rich has a memory span of three seconds!
10. Rich cannot jump.