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Go to ubandictionary.com and find the answers to your questions and post them. The results will make you laugh! :D
1) Your Name: Karen
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
The friend that nobody likes. Everyone acts like her friend anyway.
"Karen is always a bag of douche"
1.a person who deserves to be punched in the liver and pushed into a water fountain.
2. A BITCH.
"Omg she is being such a Karen today"
2) Your Age: 25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"
- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid
Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?
3) One of Your Friends: Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools.
a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
Short form of microphone.
Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
4) What You Should Be Doing: sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.
5) Your Favorite Color: black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq
Nigger are a different category. Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.
A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high after smoking marijuana.
Say dog let's go get a black.
6) Your Birthplace: Green Bay
1. A town in NE Wisconsin which so backwards and conservative that it takes credibility away from decent Wisconsin cities like Milwaukee, Madison and La Crosse.
2. A place for people from Illinois and Minnesota to confirm their stereotypes of Wisconsinites as being fat, drunken, deer-hunting dolts.
3. Allegedly a city of 100,000 which doesn't even have as much to do as a town 1/10th of that size.
4. A "city" whose only saving grace is a football team which it wouldn't even be able to have if not for the support of a REAL city 114 miles to the south.
5. A place where Green Acres, Andy Griffith and Hee Haw are considered cultural programming.
6. A town with a laundry list of failed business ventures because its people refuse to take part in anything that doesn't involve drinking, bowling, killing animals, the Packers, and more drinking.
7. A place that hasn't changed in over 20 years because anyone who tries to bring in new ideas is accused of being an elitist who wants to "Milwaukeeize" the city.
8. A colony of paranoid residents who have an irrational fear of anyone who's not a white, redneck townie. Especially if said person is from Milwaukee or Chicago.
9. A town with an allegedly great school system, yet a surprisingly significant number of residents who apparently don't know what side of the civil war Wisconsin was on and fly the rebel flag from their pick-up trucks.
"I want to go somewhere like the rural south, but without the good weather or southern hospitality."
"How about Green Bay?"
7) Last Person You Talked To: Casey
what you name your kid if you dont know if its a boy or a girl.
The mother didnt know if her child was a girl or a boy so she named it casey.
8) Last Thing You Had To Drink: Captain and Coke
A mixture of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and Coca Cola in a ratio of 1:3 respectively. Generally served in 6 oz portions with crushed ice.
(although it was Webby, so the ratio was more like 3:1. apparently whispering the word coke over the glass counts as putting it in the glass)
9) Your Nickname: Hippy (i have several that change on a regular basis, but few with an actual urban definition)
1. A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
2. A person who grows their own herbs.
see John Kerry
1) Your Name: Karen
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
The friend that nobody likes. Everyone acts like her friend anyway.
"Karen is always a bag of douche"
1.a person who deserves to be punched in the liver and pushed into a water fountain.
2. A BITCH.
"Omg she is being such a Karen today"
2) Your Age: 25
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"
- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid
Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?
3) One of Your Friends: Mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools.
a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
Short form of microphone.
Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
4) What You Should Be Doing: sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.
5) Your Favorite Color: black
African-Americans. The opposite of nigger.
Example of people who are/were black: Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Mohamed Ali, Barrack Obama, Condi Rice, the black men and women out there who are working, surviving and contributing to society like any other citizen, and the black men who are putting their lives on the line in Iraq
Nigger are a different category. Niggers are African-Americans who are drug dealers, murderers, gang bangers, think they should get special treatment because of what some cowboys did over a century ago, NAACP, Jesse Jackson (he does nothing good for his race. he just runs his mouth), Ray Nagin.
A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high after smoking marijuana.
Say dog let's go get a black.
6) Your Birthplace: Green Bay
1. A town in NE Wisconsin which so backwards and conservative that it takes credibility away from decent Wisconsin cities like Milwaukee, Madison and La Crosse.
2. A place for people from Illinois and Minnesota to confirm their stereotypes of Wisconsinites as being fat, drunken, deer-hunting dolts.
3. Allegedly a city of 100,000 which doesn't even have as much to do as a town 1/10th of that size.
4. A "city" whose only saving grace is a football team which it wouldn't even be able to have if not for the support of a REAL city 114 miles to the south.
5. A place where Green Acres, Andy Griffith and Hee Haw are considered cultural programming.
6. A town with a laundry list of failed business ventures because its people refuse to take part in anything that doesn't involve drinking, bowling, killing animals, the Packers, and more drinking.
7. A place that hasn't changed in over 20 years because anyone who tries to bring in new ideas is accused of being an elitist who wants to "Milwaukeeize" the city.
8. A colony of paranoid residents who have an irrational fear of anyone who's not a white, redneck townie. Especially if said person is from Milwaukee or Chicago.
9. A town with an allegedly great school system, yet a surprisingly significant number of residents who apparently don't know what side of the civil war Wisconsin was on and fly the rebel flag from their pick-up trucks.
"I want to go somewhere like the rural south, but without the good weather or southern hospitality."
"How about Green Bay?"
7) Last Person You Talked To: Casey
what you name your kid if you dont know if its a boy or a girl.
The mother didnt know if her child was a girl or a boy so she named it casey.
8) Last Thing You Had To Drink: Captain and Coke
A mixture of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and Coca Cola in a ratio of 1:3 respectively. Generally served in 6 oz portions with crushed ice.
(although it was Webby, so the ratio was more like 3:1. apparently whispering the word coke over the glass counts as putting it in the glass)
9) Your Nickname: Hippy (i have several that change on a regular basis, but few with an actual urban definition)
1. A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
2. A person who grows their own herbs.
see John Kerry