3 Limericks
I went to a play this summer and when the actors were waiting for everyone to file in they were passing the time by reciting funny limericks. I went online to see if I could find them, and I did. :) I totally forgot I had them until now. And since I'm in need of a distraction from my homework, why not. ;)
(Note: They aren't mine.)
Another note: They're R-rated
There was a young girl named Anheuser
Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.
There was a young man of Kildare
Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
The banister broke,
But he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.
There was a young fellow named Lancelot,
Who his neighbors all looked on askance alot
Whenever he'd pass
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot.