Hey, I may be Jewish, but that doesn't mean I don't want some swag from the jolly old elf:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
ashareem's purse (30 points). In October I pulled over and changed
melwicker's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I gave
fishbowlsoul a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (122 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely,
nyssa23
And I just love Christmas crackers. So here's a virtual one.