Today's Tweets

Nov 17, 2009 18:00

  • 18:12 Home. Shoe caught on crack in cement while pushing heavy dumpster away from garage door; almost fell on my ass. #ow #
  • 18:51 Meet me on the equinox, meet me halfway when the sun is perched at its highest peak in the middle of the day. Let me give my love to you. #
  • 19:27 It was peep bathtime & there was no hot water. Had to wash them anyway. Told them to pretend it was a pool. Commence self-loathing. #ghetto #
  • 22:17 Good friends, good capping, good times. Feeling much better. Thanks, #HCC! #
  • 05:25 Cold. Don't want to get out of bed but must do so. Peeps shook me down for my electric blanket last night. At least there's ho
    t water now. #
  • 05:48 @ jammer427 Sorry, honey. :( *kisses & hugs* #
  • 05:52 Attention downstairs neighbors: Will the individual with the stupid polyphonic ringtone please shove their cell phone up their ass? Thanks! #
  • 07:03 @ drunkenhousecat Ooh, that's extra geeky! Which I find impressive. :D #
  • 08:08 twitpic.com/pvjt8 - Wild green parrots in our alley. I shit you not. #
  • 08:12 twitpic.com/pvkbd - Bye, parrots! So long an
    d thanks for all the shit. #
  • 08:19 @ ArchHallJr Oh, man, I've sat through one or two of those webinar infomercials myself. Boo! Still...beats working? I guess? ;) #
  • 08:20 @ ArchHallJr OMG I heard that same urban legend! Who let the parrots out, whoop whoop?! #
  • 08:23 I stay close to the heat, and even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet. My life's like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat... #
  • 08:25 Ooh, the Velvet Underground's "Heroin" is on the radio. Guess I'll wait to get my coffee till it's over. I guess that I just don't know... #
  • 08:59 RT @jackshafer: Men, for a long life marry a smart woman. bit.ly/2oOMcM #
  • 09:00 @ InOutMan I, for one, really enjoyed watching L.A. crumble into the ocean. I'm just sayin'. Stay tuned for my upcoming 2012 review on LJ. #
  • 09:25 Latest spam follower: "If you see me, you'll fall in love immediately!" Sorry, pal, that's my line. #
  • 09:46 @ InOutMan Yeah, I still LJ my longer pieces. (Stop laughing!) Observe & Report review: (spoiler warning) - bit.ly/A2Jde #
  • 09:49 @ InOutMan I did a "Law Abiding Citizen" review on LJ too but don't have the link and LJ is blocked here. Fuckeration! #
  • 09:54 @ rhube Having been formerly married to an atheist and to an agnostic, I can sympathize. You & like-minded folks should contribute some too! #
  • 10:16 @ FilmGeekCentral Fuck yeah! Welcome to the Terrordome, baby! And don't forget the Jell-O. #
  • 10:25 @ jammer427 New Prisoner doesn't seem to be getting many good reviews, so perhaps best not to bother. Hell, I still need to see the original. #
  • 10:42 A sad-but-true Washington Post piece on what *really* happens to girls like Precious: bit.ly/1ouziH #
  • 11:02 @ FilmGeekCentral The Internets require photographic evidence. #
  • 15:05 @ ArchHallJr Well, in fairness, he did say not to build one's hopes too high. And certainly, one can't get too crazy meeting in public. Ha! #
  • 15:06 @ neosquirrel Do you have Pepto in the glove compartment? #
  • 15:07 @ neosquirrel Of c
    ourse, Taco Tuesday + illness = unique opportunity to see how strong your relationship really is. ;) #
  • 15:08 In other news: How the fuck is it only 3:00? Haven't I been here 10 or 11 hours by now? Lord Zarquon on a pogo stick! (thanks @frantic10no) #
  • 16:20 @ thirdfloorwatch Bravo! Having received such charity as a child, I applaud anyone donating real food, not dented tins & expired dinner kits. #
  • 16:21 @ thirdfloorwatch Seriously, once you're already poor it's even more disheartening to open Hamburger Helper & see dead moths fall out. #
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