REVOCATION IN EFFECT
Dear World,
I have revoked jemgirl's black card for the day...she said she doesn't like grits. I'll give it back to her tomorrow but she's on probation.
Carry on.
A Concerned Citizen
EDIT TO ADD: I've had a caucus with the black contingency and there's only one person willing to give her a pass for being from up north so unfortunately, majority ruled and the revocation took effect at 11:05am. I also met with the white people and it seems they love their grits too so they don't want her either...poor jemgirl.
NEWSFLASH - THIS JUST IN - jemgirl's dislikation of grits has been downgraded to code yellow and her revocation has been upgraded to a warning...the reason? We've just found what is "allegedly" a black woman who...DOESN'T LIKE FRIED CHICKEN! Once we confirm the race of said woman we will revoke her black card indefinitely, make her get a jehri curl and send her to live out the rest of her days in Upper Mongolia.
We now return you to your regulary scheduled program.
I have revoked jemgirl's black card for the day...she said she doesn't like grits. I'll give it back to her tomorrow but she's on probation.
Carry on.
A Concerned Citizen
EDIT TO ADD: I've had a caucus with the black contingency and there's only one person willing to give her a pass for being from up north so unfortunately, majority ruled and the revocation took effect at 11:05am. I also met with the white people and it seems they love their grits too so they don't want her either...poor jemgirl.
NEWSFLASH - THIS JUST IN - jemgirl's dislikation of grits has been downgraded to code yellow and her revocation has been upgraded to a warning...the reason? We've just found what is "allegedly" a black woman who...DOESN'T LIKE FRIED CHICKEN! Once we confirm the race of said woman we will revoke her black card indefinitely, make her get a jehri curl and send her to live out the rest of her days in Upper Mongolia.
We now return you to your regulary scheduled program.