(FIC) Mika Umma Loves Junsu Hyung
Title: Mika Umma Loves Junsu Hyung
Author: Nyrok5 A.K.A Kezz
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Swearing, incesty (iunno), scary Mika
Length: Oneshot
Pairings: Junsu/Mika
Genre: Humor, Romance
Disclaimer: Let me dream for a little while longer
Summary: Mika is a scary band umma when it comes to a particular hyung.
“Mika umma’s scaring me,” Baby Jay cried, tears welling in his eyes as he ran to hide behind Karam, knowing the older band member would protect him from his umma’s wrath.
“Call me umma one more time and I’ll make sure Injun will never ever get to put his hands on your body. Do you want that?” Suhoon threatened glaring at the maknae of the group before turning back to the television screen and unpausing the music video of 2PM’s ‘Without You’ that he was watching for the umpteenth time this morning.
“Donsaeng, don’t you know not to disturb Mika when he’s watching Junsu hyung?” Hyunmin joked ignoring the glare of his best friend that was cast at him for a mere split second before the goofy smile placed itself back on his face when his eyes found his second cousin once more.
“Umma’s scary when she watches hyung,” Baby Jay pouted up at Karam who had to restrain himself from pinching his younger friend’s adorable cheeks.
Hyunmin rolled his eyes as he watched the two best friends play all cutesy with each other, god it bothered him to no end that his boyfriend of officially a week was still flirting like anything with their maknae. He was trying to overcome the jealousy but so far nothing had worked.
“Will you three just shut up and go to your rooms and be good children like Injun is right now!” Suhoon shouted at the three idiots in the living room disturbing him from his happiness.
He wasn’t obsessed he just admired his cousin from 2PM. That was a given since they are cousins and all.
“Uhm… sorry to disturb you guys but manager hyung just called me… uhm… he said we are going to be performing a duet stage tomorrow,” Injun paused looking anxiously around the room. Right now he would give anything not to be in this position. He would rather take raging fan girls any day over a fan boy leader.
“Just spit it out already so I can kick you four out and go back to watching my music videos!” Their leader snapped moodily, he really was a bitch when it came to Junsu.
“We’reperformingaduetstagewith2PMhyungs,” Injun blurted out before grabbing his younger boyfriend’s hand who in turn grabbed Hyunchul’s and yes he grabbed Hyunmin’s as they dragged each other out of the living room not wanting to be anywhere near their leader when he fan boy exploded.
“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!”
Mika had gotten up extra early this morning to take a longer shower and pretty himself up, usually he wasn’t into making himself look pretty because dude he was sexy just as himself but he had people to impress -
“Stop putting all that crap on your face so you look pretty to impress Junsu!” Hyunmin shouted from outside the bathroom.
Yes, he had to impress Junsu. He knew he had to live up to the expectation the fans had of him as being Junsu’s cousin but that was okay if he didn’t just as long as he lived up to his cousin’s expectations of him.
“Oh shit,” The twenty year old cursed as his face enflamed for the tenth time in the past five minutes turning the light shade of makeup a dark shade of scarlet.
This was so not going to do.
“Get out of the bathroom you hog before I call Junsu hyung and tell him about your little crush!” Hyunmin threatened looking at his boyfriend who was staring back at him lustfully, his fingers crawling inside the older??? boy’s shirt travelling their way up to his already erected nipples.
Hyunmin trembled against the touch, his back plastering itself against the wall beside the bathroom door as Hyunchul pinched and twisted his nipples. This was the first time they had gone this far, they hadn’t even kissed yet hell they hadn’t even held hands because one of the other three members were always around.
“It’s not a little crush!” The leader shouted back pulling one of his bangs into the right position. He looked so hot, how could Junsu not notice him. “Kekeke,” Mika giggled girlishly as he thought of his older cousin.
“You’re right it’s fucking bigger than Chansung’s love for ahhh bananas,” Hyunmin gasped as his boyfriend’s hand slipped inside his pyjama pants.
Mika shouted back a string of obscene curses not caring if he woke the maknae or not. Baby Jay had to get up soon anyway. He stormed over to the bathroom door unclipped the lock and swung it open angrily so he could shout some more at Hyunmin when abruptly he was pulled from the bathroom doorway and the door was closed behind him. Hyunmin was gone and for some reason Karam’s pyjama pants were lying on the floor.
“What the fuck?! You fucking child rapist person Woo Hyunmin! Let Karam out of that bathroom right this instant young mister! Stop stealing his innoce-” Suhoon stopped midway through his sentence when the moans started up. “OKAY EVERYONE OUT!”
The three D-NA members arrived half an hour before they were supposed to, two of them still half asleep in their pyjamas. Baby Jay actually still sleeping in Injun’s arms as the older member carried their maknae into the music studio they would be spending the next half of the day in.
Besides being greeted with girlish screams the three boy band members were greeted with odd stares and the same repetitive comments that they refused to answer. Mika had all forgotten about Junsu for the time being and was only hoping Baby Jay hadn’t been scarred by the disturbing noises, see he wasn’t such a bad leader.
He had totally forgot about everything except his other two band members that he didn’t even realise he was carrying his man bag with him, his man bag happened to be pink. This particular man bag was never to see the light of his career life, Junsu had bought it as a prank present for his twentieth birthday and he had originally told Junsu he would never wear it (although the older man didn’t have to know that was only when he was Mika and not Suhoon).
Suhoon pushed the doors wide open, not giving a rat’s ass if he hit anyone just as long as Baby Jay could go back to sleep for a while because he knew how much their maknae needed his sleep, he used to not care about waking Baby Jay up but since this happened he wanted the younger to sleep for as long as possible.
If he had of been paying any attention to the world around them at all he would of noticed he had barged into the 2PM dressing room instead of their own. He didn’t even notice that half of them were without their shirts (not Junsu though).
“Injun, put Baby Jay down on the seat right there, good, lower him carefully. Ah I got his pillow here, and here’s his blanket. Make sure he’s nice and warm. Do not leave his side, we don’t know what kind of perverts are lurking around trying to take his V.I.R.G.I.N.I.T.Y,” Suhoon whispered in English so no one would know what they were talking about, except for maybe all of the 2PM members who were just standing behind the three younger boys with ‘what the fuck’ expression’s gracing their faces.
“Okay hyung. I’ll protect him from people like Chansung hyung,” Injun stated raising his fist in a ‘fighting’ manner before sitting down next to his cute boyfriend who was still fast asleep in his Hamtaro pyjamas.
Mika sighed deeply before mumbling ‘I’m gonna kill those two sex crazed rabbits’ as he turned around, coming face to face with the last person he wanted to see right now. Okay, well not the last person but he was not in the state to see his cousin right now because he knew if he did he might hyperventilate and then how would that make him look.
“Fuck,” Suhoon mumbled feeling the heat cling to his cheeks as soon as he saw the 2PM members, his blush only increasing when he glanced at Junsu.
“Oh hi hyungs,” Injun whispered waving happily to the seven other men.
“Uh… hi…” The seven replied awkwardly, looking between the three boys who looked like they had just gotten out of bed except for Mika who looked like he was halfway through applying makeup.
“Why are you talking about people, namely Chansung, stealing mini me’s virginity?” Jay asked suspiciously, his eyebrows raising only to be hidden behind his bangs.
Suhoon kept his bottom lip clenched in between his teeth, his gaze firmly stuck onto the ground in front of him while his blush could only intensify when he felt his cousin looking at him with confused eyes.
“Dongsaeng?” Junsu asked a little worriedly, his cousin was normally never this quiet or timid.
“U-Uh… y-y-you see uhhh… um I-I was ge-getting ready t-this morning and H-Hyunmi-min uhm was a-annoying me s-s-so I s-scolded him for not letting ahhh um me concentrate and t-then somehow I uhm got kicked o-out and Hyunmin a-a-and,” Suhoon paused as a hiccup escaped his lips causing his cheeks to redden further and his hands clasp over his mouth quickly, “Hyunchul and Hyunmin were having sex in the bathroom.”
Mika turned around quickly as the hiccups continued to pass through his lips uncontrollably, his whole body jumping from the force. He swears he’s never been so embarrassed in his life, and his humiliation was made worse because Junsu was there watching him contently.
“Sounds like Nichkhun and Wooyoung,” Chansung commented smiling innocently at the couple who were whispering things into each other’s ears not really paying attention to the current situation.
“Uhm… dongsaeng. Is that the bag I bought you as a prank for your birthday last year?” Junsu asked amusedly as he watched his cousin’s smaller frame turn rigid.
“U-Uhm n-n-n-n-no why would it b-be? It’s Baby Jay’s,” Suhoon stuttered his lie, clenching his eyes shut as he prayed Injun wouldn’t say anything.
“My baby doesn’t like pink. And dude you take that thing everywhere with you. Everywhere we go you have that thing but you just hide it so no one knows about it. Unless you’re out being ‘Suhoon’ instead of ‘Mika’ as you put it,” Injun commented naively.
Today he had no luck.
“Shut up or I will make sure you never touch Baby Jay!” Mika hissed in irritation before he slowly turned around to see his cousin’s face flushed pink face as the other 2PM members snickered and teased him.
“Wahhhhh!” Baby Jay abruptly sat up, fat droplets falling from his eyes as they searched for his Mika umma.
“Baby are you okay?” Injun asked concernedly, hugging his younger boyfriend from behind.
“Omo, Jayjay! What is it? Did you have another nightmare?” Suhoon turned around and slapped Injun’s hands away from Baby Jay as he sat down and pulled the maknae into his lap, rubbing circles on his back ignoring the fact he was called ‘umma’ again.
Baby Jay clung to Mika tightly, burying his face into the older boy’s neck not caring if all the other boys were watching. His sobs slowly died down until they were light hiccups causing the leader to pull his body away from his own so he could wipe away the tear trails.
“U-Umma I-I had a nightmare t-that you a-and J-Junsu hyung didn’t love e-each other t-the way Injunnie a-and I do anymore,” Jihwan sobbed sadly evoking a choke from Junsu and a pair of bright red cheeks from his band leader.
Mika pushed the younger boy from his lap onto the floor eliciting another cry from Baby Jay that right now he didn’t care about. His awesome reputation with his cousin was ruined. He was completely ruined. His cousin would never ever look at him the same way let alone speak to him.
“Uhm… are we missing something?” Taecyeon asked in confusion as he fed his older boyfriend (Grownup Jay) a dried mango.
“What? You guys didn’t know?” Hyunmin asked with wide eyes as he walked into the room side by side with his cute younger boyfriend whose cheeks were still stained pink from their previous activities.
“Woo Hyunmin if you value your life and that of Karam’s I would suggest never opening your mouth again unless I say so you child R.A.P.I.S.T!” Mika threatened darkly as he stole Karam away from the other band member and placed him next to Injun giving him the ‘if-he-gets-anywhere-near-Hyunmin-you-will-have-no-dick-in-a-second’ expression before storming out of the room intent of finding the first bathroom and locking himself in the stall to cry for the next century.
Contrary to everyone else’s beliefs he was a lot more sensitive than they thought. He wasn’t exactly as bad as a girl when it came to crying but it was pretty bad. It happened at least once a week but if something happened and he felt like even more of a disappointment to his band members than he usually does it was almost every day.
Mika pushed the first bathroom door open not noticing that it was the girls bathroom before walking in and slamming a stall door shut behind him. Using his shoe to push the toilet lid down he sat on the toilet curling his knees into his chest before placing his chin on his knees.
A pout slowly formed on his lips as tears welled in his eyes. It shouldn’t matter if Baby Jay said that, it was Baby Jay so it didn’t matter because yes, he was a baby. His words meant nothing, they meant nothing to him, to the 2PM members and definitely nothing to Junsu. Junsu would probably think Baby Jay was cute and innocent and then just brush it off as a child’s thing.
By now Suhoon’s silent tears and become into fully fledged sobs. It was unmanly to cry over this, hell there was no reason why he should be crying over this. So he was humiliated it’s not like it was that big a deal.
“Pabo, stop crying,” Mika told himself, wiping the tears from his cheeks knowing that right now all of his makeup was smudged and he’d look hideous. This was just fucking peachy.
“Is anyone in here?” A female voice asked softly, her voice laced with a little fright.
It was then that the realisation slapped Suhoon in the face, slapped him like the time Grownup Jay had caught Taecyeon in bed with Chansung. He had walked into the girls bathroom. He was in a girls bathroom.
“Ahhh!” The high pitched and slightly ear piercing sound screamed from his lungs as he threw the door open only to reveal Yoobin of the Wonder Girls staring back at him blankly.
“Uhm… hi?” She ventured awkwardly.
“Uhhh, sorry sorry I thought this was the boy’s bathroom, sorry,” The raven apologised in distress before fleeing the room only to find himself sitting on his ass looking up at his hyung wide eyed.
“Dongsaeng why were you in the girl’s bathroom?” Junsu asked with furrowed eyebrows, placing his hand out to help the younger boy up. Mike’s wide eyed expression distorted to a deep frown as he used his hands to push himself of the cold floor. “Dongsaeng, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing, hyung,” Suhoon told himself more than his hyung, hands digging themselves in his jacket pockets, head falling forward and shoulders slumping as he began walking off back down the corridor to find 2PM’s dressing room and drag his band members to their own.
“What’s with all the pouting?” Nichkhun asked Junsu who had been sitting in the same spot for over two hours staring blankly at the wall with the largest pout he had ever seen adorn the other’s lips.
“I’m not pouting,” Junsu whined childishly, denying the fact that every person that had seen him in the past few hours knew. He felt Khun’s hand on his shoulder squeeze it tightly, trying to reassure him that everything would be okay.
Turning to look at his friend Junsu let the pout that he had sucked up form back on his lips, he was officially depressed. Suhoon was avoiding him for some reason, and whenever they did see each other he would purposely ignore him. He didn’t have any clue what he had done wrong for the younger to act so cold towards him when they were fine this morning.
“Well we are going to perform our duet with D-NA in five so you better suck it up or go work it out with that pretty little cousin of yours,” Nichkhun stated mischievously, the knowing look he was sending Junsu caused the other’s cheeks to heat up dramatically.
“How did you know?”
“What? About you two being in a lover’s quarrel or the fact that you are so crushing all over him like the way Minho is crushing all over Taemin?” The Thai man said in total amusement, noting the way the lead singer’s pout returned to his lips with a vengeance.
Junsu could have kicked himself, he thought it wasn’t obvious to anyone how he felt about his second cousin. He couldn’t let it be obvious because of that tiny little fact, that tiny little fact that ruined any chance of him being with Suhoon. They were cousins, it wasn’t normal for cousins or even second cousins to have those sought of feelings for each other.
“Stop being pitiful and go tell him how you feel, it’s not like any of us care about it. Hell we are all like brothers but we still get it on like rabbits. Just get over it and kiss him before one of the Infinite boys does.”
The smirk that formed on the Thai Prince’s lips as soon as Junsu had sped out of the room was not only the scariest thing Wooyoung had ever witnessed but also the most seductive. He had no clue what plan his boyfriend had set in motion for Junsu to confess himself but whenever his boyfriend got involved it would most likely end up perfect or absolutely disastrous.
“K-Khunnie… w-what did y-you do?” The raven asked innocently, blushing when his boyfriend took his hand in his own before dragging him into his lap telling him to pay attention to the large TV screen in the room, where the other 2PM members were already sitting around like children when their favourite program came on.
Junsu sped through the corridors, his only intent on finding Mika and protecting him from whatever perverts wanted to steal him from himself. He could not allow Suhoon to be stolen from him, he was his cousin, his precious little innocent awesome little Mika.
MIKA WAS HIS.
That was it. Suhoon belonged to him and he was going to make sure every bloody person knew that even if it was completely immoral and everyone would hate him for it.
When he finally reached the D-NA boys’ dressing room he found the door left an inch or two open, just enough for him to peer inside to see Mika being pushed against the wall by one of the Infinite members.
“YAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!” Junsu bellowed, seeing red as the boy turned to him like a deer caught in the head lights.
Pushing the boy aside, frankly he couldn’t remember which one it was, he grabbed the collar of Mika’s shirt and pulled him into a deep kiss, causing the younger to almost faint from happiness. He pulled away when he felt Suhoon growing heavier in his arms.
“You! Who the hell do you think you are?” Junsu asked darkly, his usual flowery voice turning to one that did not scream rainbows.
“D-Don’t hurt me, N-Nichkhun hyung told me to do it so you would tell Mika how you feel about him,” The boy squeaked, wobbly legs carrying him from the room as he fled as quickly as he could.
Turning back to Suhoon to inspect if there was any injury he noticed the boy was staring at him blankly. Waving his hand in front of his cousin’s face did nothing when he gained no response from the raven.
“Ngggh~… I-Injun hyunggg!”
Mika instantly snapped out of his daze and turned to the changing stall where the noises were coming from.
“INJUN YOU LET BABY JAY OUT RIGHT NOW!” Mika screamed storming over to the stall and banging his fist on the door trying to pay no attention to the disturbing noised his dongsaengs were letting out.
“I thought I was supposed to be confessing?” Junsu asked with a pout.
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Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted anything in ageeeeeeees.
I know this is a little weird, but hell its make believe so anything's possible.
Hope you guys enjoy it <333
Author: Nyrok5 A.K.A Kezz
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Swearing, incesty (iunno), scary Mika
Length: Oneshot
Pairings: Junsu/Mika
Genre: Humor, Romance
Disclaimer: Let me dream for a little while longer
Summary: Mika is a scary band umma when it comes to a particular hyung.
“Mika umma’s scaring me,” Baby Jay cried, tears welling in his eyes as he ran to hide behind Karam, knowing the older band member would protect him from his umma’s wrath.
“Call me umma one more time and I’ll make sure Injun will never ever get to put his hands on your body. Do you want that?” Suhoon threatened glaring at the maknae of the group before turning back to the television screen and unpausing the music video of 2PM’s ‘Without You’ that he was watching for the umpteenth time this morning.
“Donsaeng, don’t you know not to disturb Mika when he’s watching Junsu hyung?” Hyunmin joked ignoring the glare of his best friend that was cast at him for a mere split second before the goofy smile placed itself back on his face when his eyes found his second cousin once more.
“Umma’s scary when she watches hyung,” Baby Jay pouted up at Karam who had to restrain himself from pinching his younger friend’s adorable cheeks.
Hyunmin rolled his eyes as he watched the two best friends play all cutesy with each other, god it bothered him to no end that his boyfriend of officially a week was still flirting like anything with their maknae. He was trying to overcome the jealousy but so far nothing had worked.
“Will you three just shut up and go to your rooms and be good children like Injun is right now!” Suhoon shouted at the three idiots in the living room disturbing him from his happiness.
He wasn’t obsessed he just admired his cousin from 2PM. That was a given since they are cousins and all.
“Uhm… sorry to disturb you guys but manager hyung just called me… uhm… he said we are going to be performing a duet stage tomorrow,” Injun paused looking anxiously around the room. Right now he would give anything not to be in this position. He would rather take raging fan girls any day over a fan boy leader.
“Just spit it out already so I can kick you four out and go back to watching my music videos!” Their leader snapped moodily, he really was a bitch when it came to Junsu.
“We’reperformingaduetstagewith2PMhyungs,” Injun blurted out before grabbing his younger boyfriend’s hand who in turn grabbed Hyunchul’s and yes he grabbed Hyunmin’s as they dragged each other out of the living room not wanting to be anywhere near their leader when he fan boy exploded.
“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!”
Mika had gotten up extra early this morning to take a longer shower and pretty himself up, usually he wasn’t into making himself look pretty because dude he was sexy just as himself but he had people to impress -
“Stop putting all that crap on your face so you look pretty to impress Junsu!” Hyunmin shouted from outside the bathroom.
Yes, he had to impress Junsu. He knew he had to live up to the expectation the fans had of him as being Junsu’s cousin but that was okay if he didn’t just as long as he lived up to his cousin’s expectations of him.
“Oh shit,” The twenty year old cursed as his face enflamed for the tenth time in the past five minutes turning the light shade of makeup a dark shade of scarlet.
This was so not going to do.
“Get out of the bathroom you hog before I call Junsu hyung and tell him about your little crush!” Hyunmin threatened looking at his boyfriend who was staring back at him lustfully, his fingers crawling inside the older??? boy’s shirt travelling their way up to his already erected nipples.
Hyunmin trembled against the touch, his back plastering itself against the wall beside the bathroom door as Hyunchul pinched and twisted his nipples. This was the first time they had gone this far, they hadn’t even kissed yet hell they hadn’t even held hands because one of the other three members were always around.
“It’s not a little crush!” The leader shouted back pulling one of his bangs into the right position. He looked so hot, how could Junsu not notice him. “Kekeke,” Mika giggled girlishly as he thought of his older cousin.
“You’re right it’s fucking bigger than Chansung’s love for ahhh bananas,” Hyunmin gasped as his boyfriend’s hand slipped inside his pyjama pants.
Mika shouted back a string of obscene curses not caring if he woke the maknae or not. Baby Jay had to get up soon anyway. He stormed over to the bathroom door unclipped the lock and swung it open angrily so he could shout some more at Hyunmin when abruptly he was pulled from the bathroom doorway and the door was closed behind him. Hyunmin was gone and for some reason Karam’s pyjama pants were lying on the floor.
“What the fuck?! You fucking child rapist person Woo Hyunmin! Let Karam out of that bathroom right this instant young mister! Stop stealing his innoce-” Suhoon stopped midway through his sentence when the moans started up. “OKAY EVERYONE OUT!”
The three D-NA members arrived half an hour before they were supposed to, two of them still half asleep in their pyjamas. Baby Jay actually still sleeping in Injun’s arms as the older member carried their maknae into the music studio they would be spending the next half of the day in.
Besides being greeted with girlish screams the three boy band members were greeted with odd stares and the same repetitive comments that they refused to answer. Mika had all forgotten about Junsu for the time being and was only hoping Baby Jay hadn’t been scarred by the disturbing noises, see he wasn’t such a bad leader.
He had totally forgot about everything except his other two band members that he didn’t even realise he was carrying his man bag with him, his man bag happened to be pink. This particular man bag was never to see the light of his career life, Junsu had bought it as a prank present for his twentieth birthday and he had originally told Junsu he would never wear it (although the older man didn’t have to know that was only when he was Mika and not Suhoon).
Suhoon pushed the doors wide open, not giving a rat’s ass if he hit anyone just as long as Baby Jay could go back to sleep for a while because he knew how much their maknae needed his sleep, he used to not care about waking Baby Jay up but since this happened he wanted the younger to sleep for as long as possible.
If he had of been paying any attention to the world around them at all he would of noticed he had barged into the 2PM dressing room instead of their own. He didn’t even notice that half of them were without their shirts (not Junsu though).
“Injun, put Baby Jay down on the seat right there, good, lower him carefully. Ah I got his pillow here, and here’s his blanket. Make sure he’s nice and warm. Do not leave his side, we don’t know what kind of perverts are lurking around trying to take his V.I.R.G.I.N.I.T.Y,” Suhoon whispered in English so no one would know what they were talking about, except for maybe all of the 2PM members who were just standing behind the three younger boys with ‘what the fuck’ expression’s gracing their faces.
“Okay hyung. I’ll protect him from people like Chansung hyung,” Injun stated raising his fist in a ‘fighting’ manner before sitting down next to his cute boyfriend who was still fast asleep in his Hamtaro pyjamas.
Mika sighed deeply before mumbling ‘I’m gonna kill those two sex crazed rabbits’ as he turned around, coming face to face with the last person he wanted to see right now. Okay, well not the last person but he was not in the state to see his cousin right now because he knew if he did he might hyperventilate and then how would that make him look.
“Fuck,” Suhoon mumbled feeling the heat cling to his cheeks as soon as he saw the 2PM members, his blush only increasing when he glanced at Junsu.
“Oh hi hyungs,” Injun whispered waving happily to the seven other men.
“Uh… hi…” The seven replied awkwardly, looking between the three boys who looked like they had just gotten out of bed except for Mika who looked like he was halfway through applying makeup.
“Why are you talking about people, namely Chansung, stealing mini me’s virginity?” Jay asked suspiciously, his eyebrows raising only to be hidden behind his bangs.
Suhoon kept his bottom lip clenched in between his teeth, his gaze firmly stuck onto the ground in front of him while his blush could only intensify when he felt his cousin looking at him with confused eyes.
“Dongsaeng?” Junsu asked a little worriedly, his cousin was normally never this quiet or timid.
“U-Uh… y-y-you see uhhh… um I-I was ge-getting ready t-this morning and H-Hyunmi-min uhm was a-annoying me s-s-so I s-scolded him for not letting ahhh um me concentrate and t-then somehow I uhm got kicked o-out and Hyunmin a-a-and,” Suhoon paused as a hiccup escaped his lips causing his cheeks to redden further and his hands clasp over his mouth quickly, “Hyunchul and Hyunmin were having sex in the bathroom.”
Mika turned around quickly as the hiccups continued to pass through his lips uncontrollably, his whole body jumping from the force. He swears he’s never been so embarrassed in his life, and his humiliation was made worse because Junsu was there watching him contently.
“Sounds like Nichkhun and Wooyoung,” Chansung commented smiling innocently at the couple who were whispering things into each other’s ears not really paying attention to the current situation.
“Uhm… dongsaeng. Is that the bag I bought you as a prank for your birthday last year?” Junsu asked amusedly as he watched his cousin’s smaller frame turn rigid.
“U-Uhm n-n-n-n-no why would it b-be? It’s Baby Jay’s,” Suhoon stuttered his lie, clenching his eyes shut as he prayed Injun wouldn’t say anything.
“My baby doesn’t like pink. And dude you take that thing everywhere with you. Everywhere we go you have that thing but you just hide it so no one knows about it. Unless you’re out being ‘Suhoon’ instead of ‘Mika’ as you put it,” Injun commented naively.
Today he had no luck.
“Shut up or I will make sure you never touch Baby Jay!” Mika hissed in irritation before he slowly turned around to see his cousin’s face flushed pink face as the other 2PM members snickered and teased him.
“Wahhhhh!” Baby Jay abruptly sat up, fat droplets falling from his eyes as they searched for his Mika umma.
“Baby are you okay?” Injun asked concernedly, hugging his younger boyfriend from behind.
“Omo, Jayjay! What is it? Did you have another nightmare?” Suhoon turned around and slapped Injun’s hands away from Baby Jay as he sat down and pulled the maknae into his lap, rubbing circles on his back ignoring the fact he was called ‘umma’ again.
Baby Jay clung to Mika tightly, burying his face into the older boy’s neck not caring if all the other boys were watching. His sobs slowly died down until they were light hiccups causing the leader to pull his body away from his own so he could wipe away the tear trails.
“U-Umma I-I had a nightmare t-that you a-and J-Junsu hyung didn’t love e-each other t-the way Injunnie a-and I do anymore,” Jihwan sobbed sadly evoking a choke from Junsu and a pair of bright red cheeks from his band leader.
Mika pushed the younger boy from his lap onto the floor eliciting another cry from Baby Jay that right now he didn’t care about. His awesome reputation with his cousin was ruined. He was completely ruined. His cousin would never ever look at him the same way let alone speak to him.
“Uhm… are we missing something?” Taecyeon asked in confusion as he fed his older boyfriend (Grownup Jay) a dried mango.
“What? You guys didn’t know?” Hyunmin asked with wide eyes as he walked into the room side by side with his cute younger boyfriend whose cheeks were still stained pink from their previous activities.
“Woo Hyunmin if you value your life and that of Karam’s I would suggest never opening your mouth again unless I say so you child R.A.P.I.S.T!” Mika threatened darkly as he stole Karam away from the other band member and placed him next to Injun giving him the ‘if-he-gets-anywhere-near-Hyunmin-you-will-have-no-dick-in-a-second’ expression before storming out of the room intent of finding the first bathroom and locking himself in the stall to cry for the next century.
Contrary to everyone else’s beliefs he was a lot more sensitive than they thought. He wasn’t exactly as bad as a girl when it came to crying but it was pretty bad. It happened at least once a week but if something happened and he felt like even more of a disappointment to his band members than he usually does it was almost every day.
Mika pushed the first bathroom door open not noticing that it was the girls bathroom before walking in and slamming a stall door shut behind him. Using his shoe to push the toilet lid down he sat on the toilet curling his knees into his chest before placing his chin on his knees.
A pout slowly formed on his lips as tears welled in his eyes. It shouldn’t matter if Baby Jay said that, it was Baby Jay so it didn’t matter because yes, he was a baby. His words meant nothing, they meant nothing to him, to the 2PM members and definitely nothing to Junsu. Junsu would probably think Baby Jay was cute and innocent and then just brush it off as a child’s thing.
By now Suhoon’s silent tears and become into fully fledged sobs. It was unmanly to cry over this, hell there was no reason why he should be crying over this. So he was humiliated it’s not like it was that big a deal.
“Pabo, stop crying,” Mika told himself, wiping the tears from his cheeks knowing that right now all of his makeup was smudged and he’d look hideous. This was just fucking peachy.
“Is anyone in here?” A female voice asked softly, her voice laced with a little fright.
It was then that the realisation slapped Suhoon in the face, slapped him like the time Grownup Jay had caught Taecyeon in bed with Chansung. He had walked into the girls bathroom. He was in a girls bathroom.
“Ahhh!” The high pitched and slightly ear piercing sound screamed from his lungs as he threw the door open only to reveal Yoobin of the Wonder Girls staring back at him blankly.
“Uhm… hi?” She ventured awkwardly.
“Uhhh, sorry sorry I thought this was the boy’s bathroom, sorry,” The raven apologised in distress before fleeing the room only to find himself sitting on his ass looking up at his hyung wide eyed.
“Dongsaeng why were you in the girl’s bathroom?” Junsu asked with furrowed eyebrows, placing his hand out to help the younger boy up. Mike’s wide eyed expression distorted to a deep frown as he used his hands to push himself of the cold floor. “Dongsaeng, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing, hyung,” Suhoon told himself more than his hyung, hands digging themselves in his jacket pockets, head falling forward and shoulders slumping as he began walking off back down the corridor to find 2PM’s dressing room and drag his band members to their own.
“What’s with all the pouting?” Nichkhun asked Junsu who had been sitting in the same spot for over two hours staring blankly at the wall with the largest pout he had ever seen adorn the other’s lips.
“I’m not pouting,” Junsu whined childishly, denying the fact that every person that had seen him in the past few hours knew. He felt Khun’s hand on his shoulder squeeze it tightly, trying to reassure him that everything would be okay.
Turning to look at his friend Junsu let the pout that he had sucked up form back on his lips, he was officially depressed. Suhoon was avoiding him for some reason, and whenever they did see each other he would purposely ignore him. He didn’t have any clue what he had done wrong for the younger to act so cold towards him when they were fine this morning.
“Well we are going to perform our duet with D-NA in five so you better suck it up or go work it out with that pretty little cousin of yours,” Nichkhun stated mischievously, the knowing look he was sending Junsu caused the other’s cheeks to heat up dramatically.
“How did you know?”
“What? About you two being in a lover’s quarrel or the fact that you are so crushing all over him like the way Minho is crushing all over Taemin?” The Thai man said in total amusement, noting the way the lead singer’s pout returned to his lips with a vengeance.
Junsu could have kicked himself, he thought it wasn’t obvious to anyone how he felt about his second cousin. He couldn’t let it be obvious because of that tiny little fact, that tiny little fact that ruined any chance of him being with Suhoon. They were cousins, it wasn’t normal for cousins or even second cousins to have those sought of feelings for each other.
“Stop being pitiful and go tell him how you feel, it’s not like any of us care about it. Hell we are all like brothers but we still get it on like rabbits. Just get over it and kiss him before one of the Infinite boys does.”
The smirk that formed on the Thai Prince’s lips as soon as Junsu had sped out of the room was not only the scariest thing Wooyoung had ever witnessed but also the most seductive. He had no clue what plan his boyfriend had set in motion for Junsu to confess himself but whenever his boyfriend got involved it would most likely end up perfect or absolutely disastrous.
“K-Khunnie… w-what did y-you do?” The raven asked innocently, blushing when his boyfriend took his hand in his own before dragging him into his lap telling him to pay attention to the large TV screen in the room, where the other 2PM members were already sitting around like children when their favourite program came on.
Junsu sped through the corridors, his only intent on finding Mika and protecting him from whatever perverts wanted to steal him from himself. He could not allow Suhoon to be stolen from him, he was his cousin, his precious little innocent awesome little Mika.
MIKA WAS HIS.
That was it. Suhoon belonged to him and he was going to make sure every bloody person knew that even if it was completely immoral and everyone would hate him for it.
When he finally reached the D-NA boys’ dressing room he found the door left an inch or two open, just enough for him to peer inside to see Mika being pushed against the wall by one of the Infinite members.
“YAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!” Junsu bellowed, seeing red as the boy turned to him like a deer caught in the head lights.
Pushing the boy aside, frankly he couldn’t remember which one it was, he grabbed the collar of Mika’s shirt and pulled him into a deep kiss, causing the younger to almost faint from happiness. He pulled away when he felt Suhoon growing heavier in his arms.
“You! Who the hell do you think you are?” Junsu asked darkly, his usual flowery voice turning to one that did not scream rainbows.
“D-Don’t hurt me, N-Nichkhun hyung told me to do it so you would tell Mika how you feel about him,” The boy squeaked, wobbly legs carrying him from the room as he fled as quickly as he could.
Turning back to Suhoon to inspect if there was any injury he noticed the boy was staring at him blankly. Waving his hand in front of his cousin’s face did nothing when he gained no response from the raven.
“Ngggh~… I-Injun hyunggg!”
Mika instantly snapped out of his daze and turned to the changing stall where the noises were coming from.
“INJUN YOU LET BABY JAY OUT RIGHT NOW!” Mika screamed storming over to the stall and banging his fist on the door trying to pay no attention to the disturbing noised his dongsaengs were letting out.
“I thought I was supposed to be confessing?” Junsu asked with a pout.
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