(FIC) Worlds Most Dangerous
Title: Worlds Most Dangerous
Author: Nyrok5 a.k.a Kezz
Rating: R (swearing and a tiny litte smut)
Pairings: YunJae
Genre: Comedy, Humour, Romance, Fluff
Disclaimer: Pure FanFic
Summary: Jaejoong's and Yunho's relationship fails ever since Yunho confessed six months ago in result they have to go to marraige counselling
A/N: Omg I'm back to writing no more writers block wooohooooo and I'm phailing still, omg I'm sorry if I made Jae a total psycho but I thought it would make it funnier
“Aish Jaejoong you are so freaking hard to live with!” Yunho shouts as he opens the door to the bands apartment and storms in followed by a pissed off Kim Jaejoong. The two men walk into the lounge room, grocery bags filling each hand as their mouths hissed acidic words at each other.
Three younger men all sat on the couch huddled close together as they watched their ‘parents’ argue once again. The second youngest clutched the shirt of the older, hoping his boyfriend would protect him from their umma’s furious wrath.
Yunho sighed frustrated and stormed off into his shared room, slamming the door behind him before flopping down onto his bed and screaming obscenities at his older band member into his pillow. They weren’t like this before, they never argued okay maybe they did once in a while but lately all they ever do is argue and Yunho doesn’t know or understand why. Okay maybe that is a complete lie, he does know why and he has for the past six months and that’s when their relationship began falling into an abyss.
As Yunho entered his late teens it became utterly obvious to Jaejoong his best friend is gay honest to god completely I-like-butt-sex-with-other-men gay not that Jaejoong minded one bit, he would always support his friend no matter what but when the younger man began to develop feelings for his best friend and older band mate their relationship became awkward. And on that fateful night when Yunho went to all the trouble of getting their younger band mates out of the house and making a romantic dinner for the one he had fallen for, he confessed, he confessed the harbouring feelings within his heart, he was completely rejected and had his heart torn to shreds. After that day they acted as if nothing happened but the effects of that was that they argued about the silliest of things, Jaejoong always avoided Yunho when they were the only two together and Yunho well he would go out to night clubs and get drunk before fucking some random guy in his car.
“Fucking bastard! I can’t believe you Yunho, how the fuck could you do that to me?!” Jaejoong shouted as he began slicing an onion to put into the soup he was making for dinner that night. “Jung Yunho I’m fucking going to kill you!” The raven haired man cursed loudly as he pointed a knife in the direction of their shared room before hurling it across the kitchen, through the hallway and sticking right in the centre of the door to their room.
The three younger men who were now paralysed on the couch could feel their blood run cold as their older band member was hurling stuff at the door to his bedroom. Their eyes widened as they saw Yunho storming through the hallway and into the kitchen with the knife in his hands.
“Yah you listen hear Kim Jaejoong, fucking keep throwing things at that door and trying to kill me with your death glare and I will seriously call the mental institution to take you to a loony bin, you psycho bitch!” Yunho hissed threateningly towards the older member. The three youngers’ jaws fell to the floor as they heard their leader talk to their furious lead singer with such brave words. Jaejoong however only felt his blood boil further as he saw the stupid man’s face that he just about wanted to stab a knife into right now, he could not believe how their leader spoke to him and was going to make him pay if it was the last thing he done.
“LISTEN. TO. ME. JUNG. I. WON’T. PUT. UP. WITH. YOUR. BITCHY. PMSING. RIGHT. NOW!” Jaejoong spoke slowly, his voice was completely vacant of emotions as he stared up into the younger’s chocolaty orbs that would melt anyone’s heart. He clenched his fist and hit the other harshly in the stomach before turning around and continuing with cooking their dinner.
“Urgh… Jae if anyone’s pmsing right now it’s you, you self-centred dick! You’re the freaking bitch that went all kung fu and I’m-going-to-kill-you on an old lady because I was helping her cross the road! Jesus I thought you were going to slit her throat right there because I was holding her hand and had my hand around her waist!” Yunho sighed exasperated with the continuous arguing and hated himself for cursing the raven beauty he wanted to embrace so tightly and tell him everything’s going to be okay. “Just admit it, you were totally fucking jealous,” Yunho stated smugly, his eyes showing a glimmer of lust for a fraction of a second before they turned cold again.
“He’s so brave to take on dragon umma,” Junsu whispered to his older boyfriend and younger band mate. The other two just nodded cautiously as the apartment was engulfed in dead silence before a piercing scream was heard in the kitchen making the three younger men’s blood run cold once more.
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Jaejoong’s revenge came later that night when he got a call from one Kwon BoA. He knew how much Yunho hated her ever since he found out that BoA was interested in Jaejoong. It’s not like he’s using BoA, she knows that he only likes her as a friend and at the moment nothing would be able to blossom between them, or like he’s interested in Yunho, he’s as straight as they come, he like’s girls with all their girly parts and everyone knows that, it kinda grosses him out thinking about having another man’s cock in his mouth or having his in another man’s ass or one in his own. It gets him thinking if the immense pain he’s heard about from Junsu is what it’s like for girls but somehow he doesn’t think so.
He was so wrapped up in thought that he failed to notice the doorbell ringing. He is snapped out of his thoughts when he hears Yunho’s irritated voice shouting through the apartment saying, “Jaejoong your slut’s here now answer the fucking door!”
“Yunho go fuck one of those flower boys you’re always banging at the club!” Jaejoong yells back at the younger man who is now currently attached to Changmin who is raiding the kitchen for some chocolate cake. Jaejoong can’t help but feel a little pain in his chest at the thought of Yunho’s dick in another man’s ass and his slender fingers roaming over someone else’s body.
Jaejoong walks to the door slowly before opening it, revealing one of his best friend’s standing behind it with a pink bag filled with all the things he was craving right now and god he wasn’t letting Changmin see any of it or it will be stolen.
“Joongie!” BoA exclaimed, wrapping her arms around the small figure of the older male. She embraced him tightly and he done the same before walking hand in hand into the lounge room where Changmin was eating a large piece of chocolate cake while walking with Yunho attached to the back of him still.
“Slut,” Yunho mumbled before he dug his head in the crook of his youngest band mate’s neck. He noted through his peripheral vision that BoA poked her tongue out at him and giggled light heartedly with Jaejoong about something Yunho didn’t know. It made him pout unconsciously as he hated the fact some slutty woman was laughing about something he didn’t know about with HIS Jaejoong.
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When Yunho never got any sleep it was one thing, he would normally get into Jaejoong’s bed and let the older man keep him company but when he never got any sleep thanks to constantly hearing Jaejoong and some woman (BoA) sitting on Jaejoong’s bed talking about their sex lives and who was their latest love interest was another thing.
The leader walked out into the kitchen where he found the three younger band members sitting quietly, their eyes downcast to the food. And then it hit him… it hit him like a bullet train and it knocked all life from the already completely exhausted singer. He saw BoA, wearing only one of Jaejoong’s long t-shirts being held around the waist by his Jaejoong who was in turn only in a pair of boxer briefs.
Jaejoong glanced over at Yunho who looked like he had had a heart attack and was frozen to the spot. It was rather a cute sight if Jaejoong thought about it, Yunho’s mouth agape, his chocolaty eyes almost as wide as last night’s glowing moon, his hair sticking up in every direction, a black wife beater hugging his muscled torso his cute little bambi boxers hanging low on his hips.
“Hyung…” Yoochun began, waving his hand in front of their leader’s face fearing the reaction he would get but fearing even more if his hyung never snapped out of the stasis he was in. Yunho flinches when he feels Changmin bit his arm, he looks down to the youngest and ruffles his hair absently before walking almost mechanically back to his room.
Yoochun glares at his older friend who is smirking victoriously at the other side of the kitchen. “Kim Jaejoong what in gods green earth do you think you are doing?” Yoochun hisses at the lead singer who has gone back to making waffles.
“What needs to be done,” Jaejoong mumbled sadly. He hated doing this to his friends, his band mates and most of all to Yunho. He’s straight and Yunho knows that but continues on thinking that something can- no will happen between them. They are best friends and that’s all they will ever be.
Yunho walks back through the hallway, dressed in a pair of baggy sweat pants and a large hoodie, only to gaze longingly at the one that stole his heart before going out of the apartment sadly mumbling they have dance practice in half an hour.
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Jaejoong’s eyes caressed Yunho’s well defined body as he watched the younger man dance topless to the fast beat of a song he couldn’t remember the name of. His large brown orbs observed every inch of the younger’s torso, the way his abdomen muscles contracted as he pops his tan chest out, and the way his arms flexed when he moved them. It was a complete art form and it was only his to watch. He can’t describe how Yunho makes dancing completely beautiful but somehow the tall tanned skinned man does.
He admits to himself this is the most gorgeous sight he thinks he has ever seen in his life but as always his conscious is ready to scold him for thinking that way. He knows it’s wrong to think that way about his best friend when his best friend is a man and would think you like him the same way he likes you if you ever told him but Jaejoong can’t help but let his eyes wander back to his toned body once more.
Jaejoong loves the fact that this is a sight he only gets to see, the one thing Jung Yunho does that expresses his soul. It’s been like this since they were sixteen, he took Jaejoong down into the dance studio one night around two o’clock and made him watch Yunho dance to the music. From that instant Jaejoong fell head over heels for the way the younger boy danced and has been watching him ever since. It’s their secret and both of them want to keep it that way for as long as they can because this is the only place that they are open, that they don’t argue, that nothing beyond his dancing happens, no words are spoken from either of your lips while the both of you are here, just the sweet melodies from the speaker’s and the heavy panting from that send jolts down Jaejoong’s spine.
Yunho finishes his dance and walks over to the steamy wall where Jaejoong is sitting eyes glazed over in what Yunho can tell is lust and it makes his heart beat faster. Yunho bends down to look at the older closer. He knows he can’t lose control around Jaejoong, he can’t make a mistake with the other because he’d hate himself if he did. He wants to slap himself when he gazes into the large doe-like darkened orbs of the older’s and all he can do is give in to the temptation. He lets his lips devour the older’s. Jaejoong is taken aback by the sudden pair of soft lips upon his own and struggles to push the other off.
“I-I’m s-s-sorry… I don’t know what came over me,” Yunho mumbles, looking down shamefully. Jaejoong can feel his heart ache at the sight of his best friend looking so miserable and it makes him loath himself even more than he does right now but the kiss felt disgusting to him so he had a right to push him away didn’t he?
“Y-Yunho…” Jaejoong trails off, clearing his voice a little and mentally cursing himself for not being clam. “T-Tell me, why me of all people you fell for me.” Yunho looks up at him, so many emotions clearly visible in his eyes and it makes a lump form in the older’s throat.
“B-Because you’re everything I want,” Yunho stated blatantly before picking up the towel beside Jaejoong and wiping his forehead with it. Jaejoong fights to hide a small blush on his cheeks. He knows the only light illuminating the room is the silver moonlight but Yunho can tell everything about him which makes it hard for him to hide anything from the younger.
“Y-Yunho please stop this, we can’t be together. I’m straight, I’m not gay. Please understand that I only love you like a friend,” Jaejoong whispered. Not in a hundred years could he have known what affect those few words had on his best friend, Yunho could feel his patched up heart shattered into a million pieces once again and he hates himself for thinking that Jaejoong could have feelings for him.
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The next few weeks were torture for both of the men. Yunho and Jaejoong were arguing more than ever and it was showing in everything they done, their manager was beginning to think they wouldn’t be able to work together much longer.
Yunho was avoiding the older man and hardly ever spoke to him unless he had to (mostly when they argued). He was staying out later, getting drunker and beginning to bring home the random men at all times of the night. He was also using Changmin as his source of fan service these days which the younger didn’t mind as long as he was getting food.
Jaejoong however was as confused as ever about his sexual orientation and if he truly did feel something more than a friend love for the younger man. He brushed the thoughts off as soon as they entered his mind but was feeling jealous every time he saw Yunho paying attention to someone else besides him, which was a lot these days. Each time he found Yunho with his lips locked onto some random man’s lips or body he saw red, he nearly even stabbed one man with a carving knife who he caught fisting his younger band mate in the kitchen around six in the morning.
The three younger band mates were completely exhausted from trying to keep their friends and band mates from tearing into each other, also trying to keep their own heads from being cut off by the fiery wrath of one Kim Jaejoong.
“Hyungs, we really need to do something about Yunho hyung and Jaejoong hyung none of us are able to have a minutes peace while they are like this,” Changmin whispered to his older band members as they were once again sitting on the couch in the middle of one of Jaejoong’s and Yunho’s infamous arguments. This time about the fact Yunho was getting his sister to bring Taepung over for the week.
“They look like they are about to tear into each other,” Junsus stated innocently, sandwiched in between his dongsaeng and his boyfriend. It was rather an awkward position and it was making him very warm not that he minded.
“Oh I bet they’ve tore into each other more times than we’d like to guess,” Yoochun whispered into Junsu’s ear sexily causing the younger to shudder in delight when his boyfriend’s breath tickled his skin.
“I think both of them need counselling,” Changmin muttered to himself as he continued to hug Junsu’s body.
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“THAT’S IT JUNG! I’M FUCKING GONNA KILL YOU!” Jaejoong screeched at the top of his voice as he sat on his bed, waking the rest of the band members who were sleeping in their rooms. Yunho opened one eye groggily to see Taepung being chased around his room by a red faced Jaejoong. He sat up quickly, seeing red when he saw his normally pale faced angel about to murder his dog in cold blood.
“WHAT THE FUCK JAEJOONG! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY DOG?!” Yunho shouted running and wrapping his arms around the older man’s small waist. He could feel the older tense in his embrace and struggle against his tight grip to no avail but ignored the fact when he saw his beautiful husky cowering. “Kim Jaejoong, I’m going to ask you this once and once only. Why. The. Fuck. Are. You. Trying. To. Kill. My. Dog?”
“Because he was sleeping in the same bed as you,” Jaejoong answered before covering his mouth quickly and blushing slightly. Yunho felt his heart beat quicken a little at the thought of Jaejoong being jealous over the fact his dog was sleeping in the same bed as him. “I-I mean because I don’t want to have to clean y-your bed sheets of dog hair, yes that’s it…” Jaejoong mumbled feeling completely embarrassed and humiliated.
“What is going on in here?” Their manager asked, barging into the room to find Yunho’s dog hiding under his bed and Yunho restraining Jaejoong who was holding onto a ball point pen and stabbing Yunho’s arm with it.
“Get your fucking hands off me Jung!” Jaejoong cursed to the younger who let him go immediately after noticing their manager was in the room. He sucked on his now bleeding arm while their manager glared angrily at them. Jaejoong smiled sheepishly at the middle-aged man before scratching the back of his head awkwardly.
“Forget it I don’t even want to know, I can’t believe I got a call from Changmin saying Jaejoong was about to kill Yunho and to get here quickly only to find said Kim stabbing said Jung. Jeesh my life was so much easier before I met you, no stress what so ever,” Their manager muttered to himself before ushering the two men out into the kitchen.
“Jaejoong stop trying to kill my dog with your death glare,” Yunho scolded the older which in turn caused him to get stabbed with the ball point pen again. “Aish, fuck, Jaejoong stop stabbing me you psychotic bitch!”
“Both of you shut up and give me that stupid pen that you are stabbing Yunho with,” Their manager hissed at them, placing his hand out expectantly for the pen that was tightly grasped in the raven haired man’s hand. The raven pouted and gave the pen over not before stabbing Yunho once more with it.
“That’s it I can’t take it anymore. I’m sending both of you to marriage counselling.”
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“Okay so Mr. Jung, Mr. Kim please explain to me what problem’s you are encountering in your relationship,” Doctor Choi asked professionally, retraining herself from asking why two of South Korea’s greatest singers were having marriage counselling.
“We don’t have a relationship,” Jaejoong growled, his arms were crossed as he sat on one side of the couch and Yunho sat much the same way on the other. Both of them glared at each other before looking back at the marriage counsellor. Yunho felt his heart ache once again as it was stated by the love of his life’s lips that they weren’t together.
“Of course we don’t have a relationship because Mr-I’m-So-Straight-But-I-Get-Jealous-When-My-Male-Best-Friend-Helps-An-Old-Lady-Across-The-Street-So-I-Fucking-Go-All-Kung-Fu-Shit-On-Her-And-Nearly-Kill-Her is a self-centred dick and is confused about his fucking sexual orientation!” Yunho stated sarcastically earning a random iPod to be thrown at his head. “Fuck off Jaejoong or I’ll tie you to a bed and rape your little ass!” The younger threatened causing an awkward silence.
“Okay okay calm down gentlemen, so Mr. Kim if you could please explain to me exactly what you don’t like about Mr. Jung,” Doctor Choi spoke softly. The look on her face told both men she was rather worried that they would kill each other right then and there.
“Well… um… I don’t really hate anything about Yunho…” Jaejoong confessed sheepishly causing the marriage counsellor to falter. She stared at him sceptically before nodding her head.
“Well then how about you Mr. Jung what do you hate or dislike about Mr. Kim?” Doctor Choi questioned receiving the same response from the tan skinned man. She nodded casually before trying her next tactic of getting them to open up. “So what has happened lately to affect your ‘friend’ relationship?”
“Hmmm… let me think oh the fact Jaejoong throws knives at me every fucking day, he stabbed me forty five times with a ball point pen, he nearly murdered my dog, he isn’t taking his anger management classes, he fucking slept with Kwon BoA his skanky friend, um let’s see… oh he keeps sending me mixed signals like he says he isn’t gay and doesn’t like me but then whenever I’m paying attention to someone else or even something else psycho over there starts pmsing… oh and he tried to kill my last boyfriend,” Yunho concluded, glaring at the said raven haired man who was gripping tightly onto the side of the sofa.
“What about you Mr. Kim?”
“Well Jung here gets fucking drunk nearly every night, he’s spoiling our maknae and and he’s fucking always banging some random guy that could have diseases… also I think he shouldn’t be allowed to dance cause he looks like a skank when he does… hmmm he’s also flirting with every single fucking person he meets, he never asks me for permission to do anything… what else he acts like a bitch ever since I rejected him and and for your information I rejected him twice but the fucker doesn’t give up…” Jaejoong vented. He looked over at Yunho who was just as furious as he was.
“Wow and you guys both haven’t figured anything out… okay I’m prescribing that both of you just talk things out when you have a disagreement, when you are angry think of your happy place as to not try and wring each other’s necks,” Doctor Choi stated, staring seriously at them before standing up and walking out of the room and conversing with their manager. Yunho smirked as he thought of his happy place.
“Yah Jung what the fuck are you smirking about?” Jaejoong asked, staring at his best friend like he was a madman. Yunho turned to him and his smirk widened causing the older to cough awkwardly.
“Oh nothing much just about my happy place do you want to know where that is?” Yunho asked greasily, Jaejoong cowered a little but nodded. “In between your legs,” Yunho whispered into his best friend’s left ear before pulling away and laughing uncontrollably. Jaejoong was frozen to the spot, his eyes were wide and he looked as if he had seen a ghost, the thought didn’t seem as disgusting as he imagined it to be but it still was wrong.
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The next few days were hectic and the two men never even had time to argue which in a way was better than if they did, Yunho had come home for three days thanks to his new boyfriend letting him stay at his place because it was closer to where they were shooting their new music video. Jaejoong however was as pissed as ever when he got back from shooting, he would throw things around his room and scream for hours not allowing any of the members the little sleep they were granted.
It’s not like he had finally figured out that he had feelings for the younger man that drove him crazy, nope not what so ever. He was just pissed that Yunho wasn’t coming home and he couldn’t argue with the younger. Well that’s what he told himself every night before he collapsed into a pile of tears that the three younger members knew only one man could fix.
Yunho walked into the studio hand in hand with his new boyfriend, he looked around the large parking lot nodding to the staff and crew that were there. He dragged his younger boyfriend with him to meet the rest of his band members however when someone by the name of Kim Jaejoong saw the two men he went hunting for his favourite weapon.
Yunho introduced his boyfriend as ‘Pichaya Nitipaisalkul’ and is a Thai duo pop singer with his younger brother Pirath Nitipaisalkul. The three younger members liked him enough and thought he was cute but dared not to tell that to Yunho in fear of being castrated by their dragon umma.
“Hey, Yunho has Jae seen him yet?” Yoochun whispered to Yunho before he went to film one of his parts. Yunho shook his head but cringed when he heard the familiar line coming from his best friend’s mouth.
“I’M FUCKING GOING TO KILL YOU YOU STUPID WHORE! JUST YOU WAIT JUNG THEN I’M GOING TO KILL YOU TOO!” Jaejoong screamed chasing Pichaya through the filming set with a knife in his hand. Yunho’s mouth fell open as he continued to stare at the sight in disbelief.
“Remember your happy place!” The leader shouted before being whacked by the youngest band member and made to go and restrain their crazy lead vocal.
“Jung you shut your fucking mouth or I’ll cut off your dick right here!” Jaejoong replied breathlessly as he continued to chase the younger man around before he felt two strong arms wrap around his waist and restrict him from moving. He felt his body stiffen at the contact. He hated feeling so helpless and that was one thing Jung Yunho could make him feel just by a mere touch.
“Stop trying to kill everyone I date,” Yunho whispers more like pleads. His voice is desperate and he feels like he is going to crack. Yes finally like he is going to crack because he can’t stand it anymore, he has to give up the one thing he loves more than life itself so isn’t he allowed to have something close to it. He needs someone to be there to help him get over the pain of giving up the most precious thing in his worthless life.
“Y-Yunho… please let me go…” Jaejoong sighs, he can hear the desperation in his best friend’s voice and it hurts him, it hurts him to know that after everything when maybe just maybe he might have feelings for his younger band mate his best friend and he’s giving up on him. Yunho sniffles and complies.
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Days ensue and the two eldests relationship dwindles further. They may not argue as much but it’s not as if they even pay one another any time of day. Jaejoong thinks it’s for the best and he continues telling himself that like a mantra in his head not forgetting to remind himself he isn’t gay every once in a while.
Yunho hardly ever spends any time at their apartment due to his boyfriend which makes everything all the more hard on the three younger band mates. Although when he is at their apartment he never once forgets to ask Yoochun how Jaejoong is going which he gets the same answer from his younger band mate ‘fine’.
The next day Yunho breaks up with his younger boyfriend because he needs to be at the apartment for his younger band mates (and Jaejoong). Pichaya understands and always has that Yunho is in love with Jaejoong so he doesn’t be sad he stands tall and smiles bravely as he watches his ex lover depart the apartment.
Jaejoong couldn’t be happier to have Yunho back in their apartment and he can’t help but smile like a madman causing Changmin and Junsu to giggle while Yoochun rolls his eyes for the tenth time that day. The two act as if nothing has ever happened between them but they continue to avoid each other and it really does begin to hurt Jaejoong. Hell it hurts him to the brink that he is willing to give up his most precious knife collection, the one Yunho gave him for his eighteenth birthday present. It’s like his most prized possession and he’s willing to give it up just to have Yunho smile at him once again.
The raven head thinks that maybe he could get used to the idea of being with another male as long as it was only with Yunho just to make the said man smile. Okay it’s also because he admits that he has some feeling for the tall tan skinned man. Jaejoong can’t help but feel a wave of excitement wash over him as he prances around the kitchen happily, humming a melody in his head.
As always the three youngest band members are sitting on the couch in total disbelief as the wondered where their dragon umma has gone and who was he switched with.
Yunho walked out into the lounge room noticing the three’s expressions then looking to where Jaejoong is cooking loads of food for them. He blinks in confusion a few times before an angelic voice is echoing off the walls. He hasn’t heard Jaejoong sing that way in months.
“Um… Jaejoong what are you doing?” The leader asks hesitantly afraid of what the doe eyed male might say. The said man turns to look at him, his eyes sparkling like diamonds and his plump lips turned into the most dazzling smile Yunho thinks he has ever seen. And that’s it… he falls for the raven haired man all over again. He walks over to the wall, willing himself to look away from the angel and bangs his head on the wall mumbling curses to himself.
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Here they are once again, it’s two am and they are both once again in the dance studio only illuminated by the silver moon and only noise is the fast beat of the music pumping through the speakers.
Jaejoong is watching the leader dance to the beat once again topless, his eyes are gazing over the younger’s supple body and it hits him then and there how much he wants to feel Yunho’s body on his, how much he wants to feel Yunho’s cock thrusting into his ass. He continues watching the younger man dance unknowingly getting hard from the way his hips move to the music.
Jaejoong can’t stand it anymore he needs to release, he needs to feel the younger mans lips around his cock. He stands up quietly and pads over to where his best friend is dancing before wrapping his arms around the younger’s waist and rubbing his erection along the other’s clothed ass.
Yunho freezes mid step thinking this is just another one of his fantasies where they have hot steamy sex in the dance studio. He gasps, already hard from the contact, at the feel of the older man’s erection pressing along his behind. He swivels around in Jaejoong’s embrace to gaze at the older’s illuminated pale white skin, his cherry red plump lips being moistened by that sinful tongue and his eyes hooded, glazed over in complete want.
“Kiss me,” The raven speaks breathlessly. Yunho’s eyes glaze over in lust as he obeys the other’s command eagerly. He presses their lips together roughly, his tongue swiping against the older’s lips asking for the access he needs. Their tongues dance in a fight for dominance that neither want to give up but Jaejoong does after a short while.
Jaejoong moans when he feels the younger man’s hips grind against his own. Both of their erections twitching at the sensation.
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A few days have passed since their steamy sex in the dance studio. Their lives are completely peaceful and filled to the brink with sex. Neither can keep their hands off each other and in result the consequences are the younger three have to watch their mushy touchy-touchyness which causes Junsu to be scared for life.
“I’M FUCKING GOING TO KILL YOU JUNG!” Jaejoong shouts when he walk in the door the said man walking behind him looking like a kicked puppy. Jaejoong turns and glares at his boyfriend before hitting him in the stomach and walking off. “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING SAID I SHOULD BUY A PINK VIBRATOR! YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THE COLOUR PINK!”
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“Hey Min what’chya doin’?” Yoochun asked as he walked into the youngest’s bedroom to find the other sitting on his bed with his laptop in hand. Changmin obviously didn’t hear him due to the earphones he had plugged into his ears but if he did he would’ve totally closed his laptop. Yoochun gasped when he saw what the younger was watching. “WHAT THE FUCK CHANGMIN?! YOU TAPED YUNHO AND JAE GETTING IT ON IN THE DANCE STUDIO?”
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Hello everyone,
Sorry I haven't updated anything I've lost my will to write and only got it back a couple of days ago.
I hope you like this <333
Thank you to anyone who comments
Author: Nyrok5 a.k.a Kezz
Rating: R (swearing and a tiny litte smut)
Pairings: YunJae
Genre: Comedy, Humour, Romance, Fluff
Disclaimer: Pure FanFic
Summary: Jaejoong's and Yunho's relationship fails ever since Yunho confessed six months ago in result they have to go to marraige counselling
A/N: Omg I'm back to writing no more writers block wooohooooo and I'm phailing still, omg I'm sorry if I made Jae a total psycho but I thought it would make it funnier
“Aish Jaejoong you are so freaking hard to live with!” Yunho shouts as he opens the door to the bands apartment and storms in followed by a pissed off Kim Jaejoong. The two men walk into the lounge room, grocery bags filling each hand as their mouths hissed acidic words at each other.
Three younger men all sat on the couch huddled close together as they watched their ‘parents’ argue once again. The second youngest clutched the shirt of the older, hoping his boyfriend would protect him from their umma’s furious wrath.
Yunho sighed frustrated and stormed off into his shared room, slamming the door behind him before flopping down onto his bed and screaming obscenities at his older band member into his pillow. They weren’t like this before, they never argued okay maybe they did once in a while but lately all they ever do is argue and Yunho doesn’t know or understand why. Okay maybe that is a complete lie, he does know why and he has for the past six months and that’s when their relationship began falling into an abyss.
As Yunho entered his late teens it became utterly obvious to Jaejoong his best friend is gay honest to god completely I-like-butt-sex-with-other-men gay not that Jaejoong minded one bit, he would always support his friend no matter what but when the younger man began to develop feelings for his best friend and older band mate their relationship became awkward. And on that fateful night when Yunho went to all the trouble of getting their younger band mates out of the house and making a romantic dinner for the one he had fallen for, he confessed, he confessed the harbouring feelings within his heart, he was completely rejected and had his heart torn to shreds. After that day they acted as if nothing happened but the effects of that was that they argued about the silliest of things, Jaejoong always avoided Yunho when they were the only two together and Yunho well he would go out to night clubs and get drunk before fucking some random guy in his car.
“Fucking bastard! I can’t believe you Yunho, how the fuck could you do that to me?!” Jaejoong shouted as he began slicing an onion to put into the soup he was making for dinner that night. “Jung Yunho I’m fucking going to kill you!” The raven haired man cursed loudly as he pointed a knife in the direction of their shared room before hurling it across the kitchen, through the hallway and sticking right in the centre of the door to their room.
The three younger men who were now paralysed on the couch could feel their blood run cold as their older band member was hurling stuff at the door to his bedroom. Their eyes widened as they saw Yunho storming through the hallway and into the kitchen with the knife in his hands.
“Yah you listen hear Kim Jaejoong, fucking keep throwing things at that door and trying to kill me with your death glare and I will seriously call the mental institution to take you to a loony bin, you psycho bitch!” Yunho hissed threateningly towards the older member. The three youngers’ jaws fell to the floor as they heard their leader talk to their furious lead singer with such brave words. Jaejoong however only felt his blood boil further as he saw the stupid man’s face that he just about wanted to stab a knife into right now, he could not believe how their leader spoke to him and was going to make him pay if it was the last thing he done.
“LISTEN. TO. ME. JUNG. I. WON’T. PUT. UP. WITH. YOUR. BITCHY. PMSING. RIGHT. NOW!” Jaejoong spoke slowly, his voice was completely vacant of emotions as he stared up into the younger’s chocolaty orbs that would melt anyone’s heart. He clenched his fist and hit the other harshly in the stomach before turning around and continuing with cooking their dinner.
“Urgh… Jae if anyone’s pmsing right now it’s you, you self-centred dick! You’re the freaking bitch that went all kung fu and I’m-going-to-kill-you on an old lady because I was helping her cross the road! Jesus I thought you were going to slit her throat right there because I was holding her hand and had my hand around her waist!” Yunho sighed exasperated with the continuous arguing and hated himself for cursing the raven beauty he wanted to embrace so tightly and tell him everything’s going to be okay. “Just admit it, you were totally fucking jealous,” Yunho stated smugly, his eyes showing a glimmer of lust for a fraction of a second before they turned cold again.
“He’s so brave to take on dragon umma,” Junsu whispered to his older boyfriend and younger band mate. The other two just nodded cautiously as the apartment was engulfed in dead silence before a piercing scream was heard in the kitchen making the three younger men’s blood run cold once more.
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Jaejoong’s revenge came later that night when he got a call from one Kwon BoA. He knew how much Yunho hated her ever since he found out that BoA was interested in Jaejoong. It’s not like he’s using BoA, she knows that he only likes her as a friend and at the moment nothing would be able to blossom between them, or like he’s interested in Yunho, he’s as straight as they come, he like’s girls with all their girly parts and everyone knows that, it kinda grosses him out thinking about having another man’s cock in his mouth or having his in another man’s ass or one in his own. It gets him thinking if the immense pain he’s heard about from Junsu is what it’s like for girls but somehow he doesn’t think so.
He was so wrapped up in thought that he failed to notice the doorbell ringing. He is snapped out of his thoughts when he hears Yunho’s irritated voice shouting through the apartment saying, “Jaejoong your slut’s here now answer the fucking door!”
“Yunho go fuck one of those flower boys you’re always banging at the club!” Jaejoong yells back at the younger man who is now currently attached to Changmin who is raiding the kitchen for some chocolate cake. Jaejoong can’t help but feel a little pain in his chest at the thought of Yunho’s dick in another man’s ass and his slender fingers roaming over someone else’s body.
Jaejoong walks to the door slowly before opening it, revealing one of his best friend’s standing behind it with a pink bag filled with all the things he was craving right now and god he wasn’t letting Changmin see any of it or it will be stolen.
“Joongie!” BoA exclaimed, wrapping her arms around the small figure of the older male. She embraced him tightly and he done the same before walking hand in hand into the lounge room where Changmin was eating a large piece of chocolate cake while walking with Yunho attached to the back of him still.
“Slut,” Yunho mumbled before he dug his head in the crook of his youngest band mate’s neck. He noted through his peripheral vision that BoA poked her tongue out at him and giggled light heartedly with Jaejoong about something Yunho didn’t know. It made him pout unconsciously as he hated the fact some slutty woman was laughing about something he didn’t know about with HIS Jaejoong.
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When Yunho never got any sleep it was one thing, he would normally get into Jaejoong’s bed and let the older man keep him company but when he never got any sleep thanks to constantly hearing Jaejoong and some woman (BoA) sitting on Jaejoong’s bed talking about their sex lives and who was their latest love interest was another thing.
The leader walked out into the kitchen where he found the three younger band members sitting quietly, their eyes downcast to the food. And then it hit him… it hit him like a bullet train and it knocked all life from the already completely exhausted singer. He saw BoA, wearing only one of Jaejoong’s long t-shirts being held around the waist by his Jaejoong who was in turn only in a pair of boxer briefs.
Jaejoong glanced over at Yunho who looked like he had had a heart attack and was frozen to the spot. It was rather a cute sight if Jaejoong thought about it, Yunho’s mouth agape, his chocolaty eyes almost as wide as last night’s glowing moon, his hair sticking up in every direction, a black wife beater hugging his muscled torso his cute little bambi boxers hanging low on his hips.
“Hyung…” Yoochun began, waving his hand in front of their leader’s face fearing the reaction he would get but fearing even more if his hyung never snapped out of the stasis he was in. Yunho flinches when he feels Changmin bit his arm, he looks down to the youngest and ruffles his hair absently before walking almost mechanically back to his room.
Yoochun glares at his older friend who is smirking victoriously at the other side of the kitchen. “Kim Jaejoong what in gods green earth do you think you are doing?” Yoochun hisses at the lead singer who has gone back to making waffles.
“What needs to be done,” Jaejoong mumbled sadly. He hated doing this to his friends, his band mates and most of all to Yunho. He’s straight and Yunho knows that but continues on thinking that something can- no will happen between them. They are best friends and that’s all they will ever be.
Yunho walks back through the hallway, dressed in a pair of baggy sweat pants and a large hoodie, only to gaze longingly at the one that stole his heart before going out of the apartment sadly mumbling they have dance practice in half an hour.
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Jaejoong’s eyes caressed Yunho’s well defined body as he watched the younger man dance topless to the fast beat of a song he couldn’t remember the name of. His large brown orbs observed every inch of the younger’s torso, the way his abdomen muscles contracted as he pops his tan chest out, and the way his arms flexed when he moved them. It was a complete art form and it was only his to watch. He can’t describe how Yunho makes dancing completely beautiful but somehow the tall tanned skinned man does.
He admits to himself this is the most gorgeous sight he thinks he has ever seen in his life but as always his conscious is ready to scold him for thinking that way. He knows it’s wrong to think that way about his best friend when his best friend is a man and would think you like him the same way he likes you if you ever told him but Jaejoong can’t help but let his eyes wander back to his toned body once more.
Jaejoong loves the fact that this is a sight he only gets to see, the one thing Jung Yunho does that expresses his soul. It’s been like this since they were sixteen, he took Jaejoong down into the dance studio one night around two o’clock and made him watch Yunho dance to the music. From that instant Jaejoong fell head over heels for the way the younger boy danced and has been watching him ever since. It’s their secret and both of them want to keep it that way for as long as they can because this is the only place that they are open, that they don’t argue, that nothing beyond his dancing happens, no words are spoken from either of your lips while the both of you are here, just the sweet melodies from the speaker’s and the heavy panting from that send jolts down Jaejoong’s spine.
Yunho finishes his dance and walks over to the steamy wall where Jaejoong is sitting eyes glazed over in what Yunho can tell is lust and it makes his heart beat faster. Yunho bends down to look at the older closer. He knows he can’t lose control around Jaejoong, he can’t make a mistake with the other because he’d hate himself if he did. He wants to slap himself when he gazes into the large doe-like darkened orbs of the older’s and all he can do is give in to the temptation. He lets his lips devour the older’s. Jaejoong is taken aback by the sudden pair of soft lips upon his own and struggles to push the other off.
“I-I’m s-s-sorry… I don’t know what came over me,” Yunho mumbles, looking down shamefully. Jaejoong can feel his heart ache at the sight of his best friend looking so miserable and it makes him loath himself even more than he does right now but the kiss felt disgusting to him so he had a right to push him away didn’t he?
“Y-Yunho…” Jaejoong trails off, clearing his voice a little and mentally cursing himself for not being clam. “T-Tell me, why me of all people you fell for me.” Yunho looks up at him, so many emotions clearly visible in his eyes and it makes a lump form in the older’s throat.
“B-Because you’re everything I want,” Yunho stated blatantly before picking up the towel beside Jaejoong and wiping his forehead with it. Jaejoong fights to hide a small blush on his cheeks. He knows the only light illuminating the room is the silver moonlight but Yunho can tell everything about him which makes it hard for him to hide anything from the younger.
“Y-Yunho please stop this, we can’t be together. I’m straight, I’m not gay. Please understand that I only love you like a friend,” Jaejoong whispered. Not in a hundred years could he have known what affect those few words had on his best friend, Yunho could feel his patched up heart shattered into a million pieces once again and he hates himself for thinking that Jaejoong could have feelings for him.
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The next few weeks were torture for both of the men. Yunho and Jaejoong were arguing more than ever and it was showing in everything they done, their manager was beginning to think they wouldn’t be able to work together much longer.
Yunho was avoiding the older man and hardly ever spoke to him unless he had to (mostly when they argued). He was staying out later, getting drunker and beginning to bring home the random men at all times of the night. He was also using Changmin as his source of fan service these days which the younger didn’t mind as long as he was getting food.
Jaejoong however was as confused as ever about his sexual orientation and if he truly did feel something more than a friend love for the younger man. He brushed the thoughts off as soon as they entered his mind but was feeling jealous every time he saw Yunho paying attention to someone else besides him, which was a lot these days. Each time he found Yunho with his lips locked onto some random man’s lips or body he saw red, he nearly even stabbed one man with a carving knife who he caught fisting his younger band mate in the kitchen around six in the morning.
The three younger band mates were completely exhausted from trying to keep their friends and band mates from tearing into each other, also trying to keep their own heads from being cut off by the fiery wrath of one Kim Jaejoong.
“Hyungs, we really need to do something about Yunho hyung and Jaejoong hyung none of us are able to have a minutes peace while they are like this,” Changmin whispered to his older band members as they were once again sitting on the couch in the middle of one of Jaejoong’s and Yunho’s infamous arguments. This time about the fact Yunho was getting his sister to bring Taepung over for the week.
“They look like they are about to tear into each other,” Junsus stated innocently, sandwiched in between his dongsaeng and his boyfriend. It was rather an awkward position and it was making him very warm not that he minded.
“Oh I bet they’ve tore into each other more times than we’d like to guess,” Yoochun whispered into Junsu’s ear sexily causing the younger to shudder in delight when his boyfriend’s breath tickled his skin.
“I think both of them need counselling,” Changmin muttered to himself as he continued to hug Junsu’s body.
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“THAT’S IT JUNG! I’M FUCKING GONNA KILL YOU!” Jaejoong screeched at the top of his voice as he sat on his bed, waking the rest of the band members who were sleeping in their rooms. Yunho opened one eye groggily to see Taepung being chased around his room by a red faced Jaejoong. He sat up quickly, seeing red when he saw his normally pale faced angel about to murder his dog in cold blood.
“WHAT THE FUCK JAEJOONG! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY DOG?!” Yunho shouted running and wrapping his arms around the older man’s small waist. He could feel the older tense in his embrace and struggle against his tight grip to no avail but ignored the fact when he saw his beautiful husky cowering. “Kim Jaejoong, I’m going to ask you this once and once only. Why. The. Fuck. Are. You. Trying. To. Kill. My. Dog?”
“Because he was sleeping in the same bed as you,” Jaejoong answered before covering his mouth quickly and blushing slightly. Yunho felt his heart beat quicken a little at the thought of Jaejoong being jealous over the fact his dog was sleeping in the same bed as him. “I-I mean because I don’t want to have to clean y-your bed sheets of dog hair, yes that’s it…” Jaejoong mumbled feeling completely embarrassed and humiliated.
“What is going on in here?” Their manager asked, barging into the room to find Yunho’s dog hiding under his bed and Yunho restraining Jaejoong who was holding onto a ball point pen and stabbing Yunho’s arm with it.
“Get your fucking hands off me Jung!” Jaejoong cursed to the younger who let him go immediately after noticing their manager was in the room. He sucked on his now bleeding arm while their manager glared angrily at them. Jaejoong smiled sheepishly at the middle-aged man before scratching the back of his head awkwardly.
“Forget it I don’t even want to know, I can’t believe I got a call from Changmin saying Jaejoong was about to kill Yunho and to get here quickly only to find said Kim stabbing said Jung. Jeesh my life was so much easier before I met you, no stress what so ever,” Their manager muttered to himself before ushering the two men out into the kitchen.
“Jaejoong stop trying to kill my dog with your death glare,” Yunho scolded the older which in turn caused him to get stabbed with the ball point pen again. “Aish, fuck, Jaejoong stop stabbing me you psychotic bitch!”
“Both of you shut up and give me that stupid pen that you are stabbing Yunho with,” Their manager hissed at them, placing his hand out expectantly for the pen that was tightly grasped in the raven haired man’s hand. The raven pouted and gave the pen over not before stabbing Yunho once more with it.
“That’s it I can’t take it anymore. I’m sending both of you to marriage counselling.”
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“Okay so Mr. Jung, Mr. Kim please explain to me what problem’s you are encountering in your relationship,” Doctor Choi asked professionally, retraining herself from asking why two of South Korea’s greatest singers were having marriage counselling.
“We don’t have a relationship,” Jaejoong growled, his arms were crossed as he sat on one side of the couch and Yunho sat much the same way on the other. Both of them glared at each other before looking back at the marriage counsellor. Yunho felt his heart ache once again as it was stated by the love of his life’s lips that they weren’t together.
“Of course we don’t have a relationship because Mr-I’m-So-Straight-But-I-Get-Jealous-When-My-Male-Best-Friend-Helps-An-Old-Lady-Across-The-Street-So-I-Fucking-Go-All-Kung-Fu-Shit-On-Her-And-Nearly-Kill-Her is a self-centred dick and is confused about his fucking sexual orientation!” Yunho stated sarcastically earning a random iPod to be thrown at his head. “Fuck off Jaejoong or I’ll tie you to a bed and rape your little ass!” The younger threatened causing an awkward silence.
“Okay okay calm down gentlemen, so Mr. Kim if you could please explain to me exactly what you don’t like about Mr. Jung,” Doctor Choi spoke softly. The look on her face told both men she was rather worried that they would kill each other right then and there.
“Well… um… I don’t really hate anything about Yunho…” Jaejoong confessed sheepishly causing the marriage counsellor to falter. She stared at him sceptically before nodding her head.
“Well then how about you Mr. Jung what do you hate or dislike about Mr. Kim?” Doctor Choi questioned receiving the same response from the tan skinned man. She nodded casually before trying her next tactic of getting them to open up. “So what has happened lately to affect your ‘friend’ relationship?”
“Hmmm… let me think oh the fact Jaejoong throws knives at me every fucking day, he stabbed me forty five times with a ball point pen, he nearly murdered my dog, he isn’t taking his anger management classes, he fucking slept with Kwon BoA his skanky friend, um let’s see… oh he keeps sending me mixed signals like he says he isn’t gay and doesn’t like me but then whenever I’m paying attention to someone else or even something else psycho over there starts pmsing… oh and he tried to kill my last boyfriend,” Yunho concluded, glaring at the said raven haired man who was gripping tightly onto the side of the sofa.
“What about you Mr. Kim?”
“Well Jung here gets fucking drunk nearly every night, he’s spoiling our maknae and and he’s fucking always banging some random guy that could have diseases… also I think he shouldn’t be allowed to dance cause he looks like a skank when he does… hmmm he’s also flirting with every single fucking person he meets, he never asks me for permission to do anything… what else he acts like a bitch ever since I rejected him and and for your information I rejected him twice but the fucker doesn’t give up…” Jaejoong vented. He looked over at Yunho who was just as furious as he was.
“Wow and you guys both haven’t figured anything out… okay I’m prescribing that both of you just talk things out when you have a disagreement, when you are angry think of your happy place as to not try and wring each other’s necks,” Doctor Choi stated, staring seriously at them before standing up and walking out of the room and conversing with their manager. Yunho smirked as he thought of his happy place.
“Yah Jung what the fuck are you smirking about?” Jaejoong asked, staring at his best friend like he was a madman. Yunho turned to him and his smirk widened causing the older to cough awkwardly.
“Oh nothing much just about my happy place do you want to know where that is?” Yunho asked greasily, Jaejoong cowered a little but nodded. “In between your legs,” Yunho whispered into his best friend’s left ear before pulling away and laughing uncontrollably. Jaejoong was frozen to the spot, his eyes were wide and he looked as if he had seen a ghost, the thought didn’t seem as disgusting as he imagined it to be but it still was wrong.
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The next few days were hectic and the two men never even had time to argue which in a way was better than if they did, Yunho had come home for three days thanks to his new boyfriend letting him stay at his place because it was closer to where they were shooting their new music video. Jaejoong however was as pissed as ever when he got back from shooting, he would throw things around his room and scream for hours not allowing any of the members the little sleep they were granted.
It’s not like he had finally figured out that he had feelings for the younger man that drove him crazy, nope not what so ever. He was just pissed that Yunho wasn’t coming home and he couldn’t argue with the younger. Well that’s what he told himself every night before he collapsed into a pile of tears that the three younger members knew only one man could fix.
Yunho walked into the studio hand in hand with his new boyfriend, he looked around the large parking lot nodding to the staff and crew that were there. He dragged his younger boyfriend with him to meet the rest of his band members however when someone by the name of Kim Jaejoong saw the two men he went hunting for his favourite weapon.
Yunho introduced his boyfriend as ‘Pichaya Nitipaisalkul’ and is a Thai duo pop singer with his younger brother Pirath Nitipaisalkul. The three younger members liked him enough and thought he was cute but dared not to tell that to Yunho in fear of being castrated by their dragon umma.
“Hey, Yunho has Jae seen him yet?” Yoochun whispered to Yunho before he went to film one of his parts. Yunho shook his head but cringed when he heard the familiar line coming from his best friend’s mouth.
“I’M FUCKING GOING TO KILL YOU YOU STUPID WHORE! JUST YOU WAIT JUNG THEN I’M GOING TO KILL YOU TOO!” Jaejoong screamed chasing Pichaya through the filming set with a knife in his hand. Yunho’s mouth fell open as he continued to stare at the sight in disbelief.
“Remember your happy place!” The leader shouted before being whacked by the youngest band member and made to go and restrain their crazy lead vocal.
“Jung you shut your fucking mouth or I’ll cut off your dick right here!” Jaejoong replied breathlessly as he continued to chase the younger man around before he felt two strong arms wrap around his waist and restrict him from moving. He felt his body stiffen at the contact. He hated feeling so helpless and that was one thing Jung Yunho could make him feel just by a mere touch.
“Stop trying to kill everyone I date,” Yunho whispers more like pleads. His voice is desperate and he feels like he is going to crack. Yes finally like he is going to crack because he can’t stand it anymore, he has to give up the one thing he loves more than life itself so isn’t he allowed to have something close to it. He needs someone to be there to help him get over the pain of giving up the most precious thing in his worthless life.
“Y-Yunho… please let me go…” Jaejoong sighs, he can hear the desperation in his best friend’s voice and it hurts him, it hurts him to know that after everything when maybe just maybe he might have feelings for his younger band mate his best friend and he’s giving up on him. Yunho sniffles and complies.
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Days ensue and the two eldests relationship dwindles further. They may not argue as much but it’s not as if they even pay one another any time of day. Jaejoong thinks it’s for the best and he continues telling himself that like a mantra in his head not forgetting to remind himself he isn’t gay every once in a while.
Yunho hardly ever spends any time at their apartment due to his boyfriend which makes everything all the more hard on the three younger band mates. Although when he is at their apartment he never once forgets to ask Yoochun how Jaejoong is going which he gets the same answer from his younger band mate ‘fine’.
The next day Yunho breaks up with his younger boyfriend because he needs to be at the apartment for his younger band mates (and Jaejoong). Pichaya understands and always has that Yunho is in love with Jaejoong so he doesn’t be sad he stands tall and smiles bravely as he watches his ex lover depart the apartment.
Jaejoong couldn’t be happier to have Yunho back in their apartment and he can’t help but smile like a madman causing Changmin and Junsu to giggle while Yoochun rolls his eyes for the tenth time that day. The two act as if nothing has ever happened between them but they continue to avoid each other and it really does begin to hurt Jaejoong. Hell it hurts him to the brink that he is willing to give up his most precious knife collection, the one Yunho gave him for his eighteenth birthday present. It’s like his most prized possession and he’s willing to give it up just to have Yunho smile at him once again.
The raven head thinks that maybe he could get used to the idea of being with another male as long as it was only with Yunho just to make the said man smile. Okay it’s also because he admits that he has some feeling for the tall tan skinned man. Jaejoong can’t help but feel a wave of excitement wash over him as he prances around the kitchen happily, humming a melody in his head.
As always the three youngest band members are sitting on the couch in total disbelief as the wondered where their dragon umma has gone and who was he switched with.
Yunho walked out into the lounge room noticing the three’s expressions then looking to where Jaejoong is cooking loads of food for them. He blinks in confusion a few times before an angelic voice is echoing off the walls. He hasn’t heard Jaejoong sing that way in months.
“Um… Jaejoong what are you doing?” The leader asks hesitantly afraid of what the doe eyed male might say. The said man turns to look at him, his eyes sparkling like diamonds and his plump lips turned into the most dazzling smile Yunho thinks he has ever seen. And that’s it… he falls for the raven haired man all over again. He walks over to the wall, willing himself to look away from the angel and bangs his head on the wall mumbling curses to himself.
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Here they are once again, it’s two am and they are both once again in the dance studio only illuminated by the silver moon and only noise is the fast beat of the music pumping through the speakers.
Jaejoong is watching the leader dance to the beat once again topless, his eyes are gazing over the younger’s supple body and it hits him then and there how much he wants to feel Yunho’s body on his, how much he wants to feel Yunho’s cock thrusting into his ass. He continues watching the younger man dance unknowingly getting hard from the way his hips move to the music.
Jaejoong can’t stand it anymore he needs to release, he needs to feel the younger mans lips around his cock. He stands up quietly and pads over to where his best friend is dancing before wrapping his arms around the younger’s waist and rubbing his erection along the other’s clothed ass.
Yunho freezes mid step thinking this is just another one of his fantasies where they have hot steamy sex in the dance studio. He gasps, already hard from the contact, at the feel of the older man’s erection pressing along his behind. He swivels around in Jaejoong’s embrace to gaze at the older’s illuminated pale white skin, his cherry red plump lips being moistened by that sinful tongue and his eyes hooded, glazed over in complete want.
“Kiss me,” The raven speaks breathlessly. Yunho’s eyes glaze over in lust as he obeys the other’s command eagerly. He presses their lips together roughly, his tongue swiping against the older’s lips asking for the access he needs. Their tongues dance in a fight for dominance that neither want to give up but Jaejoong does after a short while.
Jaejoong moans when he feels the younger man’s hips grind against his own. Both of their erections twitching at the sensation.
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A few days have passed since their steamy sex in the dance studio. Their lives are completely peaceful and filled to the brink with sex. Neither can keep their hands off each other and in result the consequences are the younger three have to watch their mushy touchy-touchyness which causes Junsu to be scared for life.
“I’M FUCKING GOING TO KILL YOU JUNG!” Jaejoong shouts when he walk in the door the said man walking behind him looking like a kicked puppy. Jaejoong turns and glares at his boyfriend before hitting him in the stomach and walking off. “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING SAID I SHOULD BUY A PINK VIBRATOR! YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THE COLOUR PINK!”
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“Hey Min what’chya doin’?” Yoochun asked as he walked into the youngest’s bedroom to find the other sitting on his bed with his laptop in hand. Changmin obviously didn’t hear him due to the earphones he had plugged into his ears but if he did he would’ve totally closed his laptop. Yoochun gasped when he saw what the younger was watching. “WHAT THE FUCK CHANGMIN?! YOU TAPED YUNHO AND JAE GETTING IT ON IN THE DANCE STUDIO?”
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