(FIC) The Irony Of Instant Messaging PT 1
Title: The Irony In Instant Messaging
Author: Nyrok5 A.K.A Kezz
Rating: R
Warning: Foul Language sexual implications
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, Minmin all by himself
Genre: failed attempt at humour, fluff
Disclaimer: Oh god I wish I owned them
A/N: I'm sorry if it sucks and I fail a lot I know
Summary: What happens when a stalker Yoochun, a sarcastic Changmin, a dense Junsu, a motherly Jaejoong and an in love Yunho begin instant messagin on MSN? Disaster of course! Sorry for the suck summary.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su Has Entered This Conversatio.n
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 Has Entered This Conversation.
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: Yo yo yo, Min, Su where you guys been, have you any idea how long I’ve had to put up with Yoochun for. He’s driving me insane with his crazy ranting about how perfect you are Su it’s making me sick...
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: ... I think he has stalker potential....
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: ...
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: he is lying... i neva said such blasphemy... Jaejoong’s a liar... liar i tell you....
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: lol....um.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighteo..... so Minnie how have you been lately???
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: dnt ignore me i’m 2 sexy to ignore.... Susu baby teh others r ignoring me, make them stop or ur Chunnie will cry :’(
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: why is he even in this conversation???
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Iunno bt seriously Junsu u rlly need 2 get rid of stalker boy, i’m afraid he’ll eat u... hehehe
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: Don’t be silly Min, Yoochun doesn’t eat people...
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: SHIM CHANGMIN STOP USING SICK FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: .... jeesh any1 would think ur my umma, one umma is hard enuf 2 deal with i dnt need another in this life
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: Su bby, Min is right i want 2 eat u up real bad... hehehehe *grins evilly*
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: HUH?! O_O’
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: EH?!
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: WHAT?! PARK YOOCHUN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN THINK THAT WAY ABOUT JUNSU DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: hehehehehe.... how r u going to stop me???
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Oh.My.God. I’m going to be scared forever...
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: I don’t understand? I’m confused...
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: believe me u dnt want 2 no *bangs head on desk*
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: Min don’t do that you will hurt yourself. Jeez where’s Yunho when I need him... oh wait he’s right here...
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: oops... IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME MY HYUNGS ARE GOING TO SCAR MY INNOCENT MIND FOR THE REST OF MY SIGNIFICANT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: bwahahahahahaha Min u have never been innocent, like all the videos u watch.... um Jae..... wats Yunho doin at ur house right now??? huh??? he helping u with ur ‘homework’???
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: YAH CHANGMIN I TOLD YOU TO STOP WATCHING THOSE DISGUSTING MOVIES!!!!!!!!! And no he is not... he’s... um ah.... not here.... be right back....
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 Has Set Their Status To Be Right Back.
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: who else gets the feelin there is something more goin on between those 2
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: omg what are you implying Yoochun???
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Junsu can u really be that dense? Oh wait... yes, yes you can. Jeesh y do i even affiliate myself with u ppl especially u stalker boy.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: Because I’m cool and and and you love me, and cause Jae hyung makes you food ^_^
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: No Junsu u have me sorely mistaken 4 you stalker boyfriend, I DO NOT LOVE YOU I LOVE FOOD!!!
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: good, u better not love my duck butt or i’ll go 2 ur place and whoop ur ass
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :O
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: ooooooo i’m so scared of u, u anorexic stalker boy
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :O
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: ooooo big words 4 such a small dick
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :O :O :O :O
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: my dicks bigger than urs pipsqueak
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: =O =O =O =O =0
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: at least i have a dick, u closet cock sucker
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :o =O :o =O :o =O
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: that the best u can cum up with, oh thats right ur done before i even start
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: ....i’m going to hell for this....
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: i ain’t the one who burst within 2 minutes of watching a GAY porn video
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 Has Set Their Status To Available.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: forgive me father for I have sinned....
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: no u were just teh 1 who came when u saw the pic of Junsu in a sheep suit....
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: WHAT?!
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: O.o’.... HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF SUCH DISGUSTING SEXUAL MATTERS IN FRONT OF JUNSU! HAVEN’T YOU TWO GOT ANY IDEA OF HOW THIS WILL AFFECT HIM?!
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: Jae hyung... what are they talking about?
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: W.O.W... stalker boy did u rlly have 2 pick such a dumb one to fall in love with? lol
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: apparently so....
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: WAH I am not dumb, Jae hyung stalker Chun and Minnie are calling me dumb
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: well... um Su you aren’t the brightest crayon in the box...
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: yes I am I am light blue, its the prettiest and brightest colour in amongst the crayons
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: yes bby u r the prettiest but I dont think thats wat Jae was getting at...
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: what do you mean? Are you saying I’m not the brightest or prettiest anymore? Y-You don’t l-love me anymore? Wahhhhhhhhhh :’(
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: no thats not wat im saying. Im saying Jae doesn’t think u r, of course i think you are the prettiest, hottest, sexiest, gorgeous, beautifulest, cutest dolphin in the universe. I love you Susu my duck butt.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: awwwww hehehe *blushes*
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Jeesh, y dnt they just go out if they love each other so much?
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: Min, I believe that is one question we will never know the answer to.
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 Has Signed In.
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: YUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: W.O.W
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 says: Hey guys, sorry I haven’t been on um... met net crashed and I had to help Hae with his dancing, lol
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: *smirks*... dnt lie 2 us Jung Yunho, we no u were ‘with’ Jae
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: jeez, just tell us Yunho, u and Jae were having smexy time weren’t u?
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: WHAT?! WE WERENT DOING ANY SUCH THING!
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 says: WHAT THE HELL?
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: what’s smexy time?
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: its sex Su, youll soon no wat it is cause if my prediction is correct. ur stalker boyfriend will be pinning u 2 teh wall and fucking ur cute little ass till u cnt walk
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 says: Changmin please don’t use such language around my daughter, and Yoochun will not be doing anything to Junsu or he’ll be getting his butt kicked to Timbuktu
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: stop changing the topic. Yunho and I have nothing going on. We are friends that’s all, now the sooner you children get that through your skulls the sooner we can live a much peacefuller life
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: just admit it u 2 r together and Yunho I will do anything to my duck butt mwahahahahahaha
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U Has Changed Their Screen Name To: Su_Ur_Duck_8utt_15_M1n3
Author: Nyrok5 A.K.A Kezz
Rating: R
Warning: Foul Language sexual implications
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, Minmin all by himself
Genre: failed attempt at humour, fluff
Disclaimer: Oh god I wish I owned them
A/N: I'm sorry if it sucks and I fail a lot I know
Summary: What happens when a stalker Yoochun, a sarcastic Changmin, a dense Junsu, a motherly Jaejoong and an in love Yunho begin instant messagin on MSN? Disaster of course! Sorry for the suck summary.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su Has Entered This Conversatio.n
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 Has Entered This Conversation.
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: Yo yo yo, Min, Su where you guys been, have you any idea how long I’ve had to put up with Yoochun for. He’s driving me insane with his crazy ranting about how perfect you are Su it’s making me sick...
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: ... I think he has stalker potential....
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: ...
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: he is lying... i neva said such blasphemy... Jaejoong’s a liar... liar i tell you....
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: lol....um.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighteo..... so Minnie how have you been lately???
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: dnt ignore me i’m 2 sexy to ignore.... Susu baby teh others r ignoring me, make them stop or ur Chunnie will cry :’(
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: why is he even in this conversation???
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Iunno bt seriously Junsu u rlly need 2 get rid of stalker boy, i’m afraid he’ll eat u... hehehe
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: Don’t be silly Min, Yoochun doesn’t eat people...
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: SHIM CHANGMIN STOP USING SICK FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: .... jeesh any1 would think ur my umma, one umma is hard enuf 2 deal with i dnt need another in this life
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: Su bby, Min is right i want 2 eat u up real bad... hehehehe *grins evilly*
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: HUH?! O_O’
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: EH?!
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: WHAT?! PARK YOOCHUN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN THINK THAT WAY ABOUT JUNSU DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: hehehehehe.... how r u going to stop me???
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Oh.My.God. I’m going to be scared forever...
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: I don’t understand? I’m confused...
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: believe me u dnt want 2 no *bangs head on desk*
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: Min don’t do that you will hurt yourself. Jeez where’s Yunho when I need him... oh wait he’s right here...
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: oops... IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME MY HYUNGS ARE GOING TO SCAR MY INNOCENT MIND FOR THE REST OF MY SIGNIFICANT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: bwahahahahahaha Min u have never been innocent, like all the videos u watch.... um Jae..... wats Yunho doin at ur house right now??? huh??? he helping u with ur ‘homework’???
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: YAH CHANGMIN I TOLD YOU TO STOP WATCHING THOSE DISGUSTING MOVIES!!!!!!!!! And no he is not... he’s... um ah.... not here.... be right back....
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 Has Set Their Status To Be Right Back.
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: who else gets the feelin there is something more goin on between those 2
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: omg what are you implying Yoochun???
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Junsu can u really be that dense? Oh wait... yes, yes you can. Jeesh y do i even affiliate myself with u ppl especially u stalker boy.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: Because I’m cool and and and you love me, and cause Jae hyung makes you food ^_^
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: No Junsu u have me sorely mistaken 4 you stalker boyfriend, I DO NOT LOVE YOU I LOVE FOOD!!!
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: good, u better not love my duck butt or i’ll go 2 ur place and whoop ur ass
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :O
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: ooooooo i’m so scared of u, u anorexic stalker boy
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :O
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: ooooo big words 4 such a small dick
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :O :O :O :O
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: my dicks bigger than urs pipsqueak
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: =O =O =O =O =0
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: at least i have a dick, u closet cock sucker
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: :o =O :o =O :o =O
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: that the best u can cum up with, oh thats right ur done before i even start
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: ....i’m going to hell for this....
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: i ain’t the one who burst within 2 minutes of watching a GAY porn video
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 Has Set Their Status To Available.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: forgive me father for I have sinned....
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: no u were just teh 1 who came when u saw the pic of Junsu in a sheep suit....
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: WHAT?!
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: O.o’.... HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF SUCH DISGUSTING SEXUAL MATTERS IN FRONT OF JUNSU! HAVEN’T YOU TWO GOT ANY IDEA OF HOW THIS WILL AFFECT HIM?!
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: Jae hyung... what are they talking about?
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: W.O.W... stalker boy did u rlly have 2 pick such a dumb one to fall in love with? lol
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: apparently so....
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: WAH I am not dumb, Jae hyung stalker Chun and Minnie are calling me dumb
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: well... um Su you aren’t the brightest crayon in the box...
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: yes I am I am light blue, its the prettiest and brightest colour in amongst the crayons
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: yes bby u r the prettiest but I dont think thats wat Jae was getting at...
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: what do you mean? Are you saying I’m not the brightest or prettiest anymore? Y-You don’t l-love me anymore? Wahhhhhhhhhh :’(
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: no thats not wat im saying. Im saying Jae doesn’t think u r, of course i think you are the prettiest, hottest, sexiest, gorgeous, beautifulest, cutest dolphin in the universe. I love you Susu my duck butt.
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: awwwww hehehe *blushes*
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: Jeesh, y dnt they just go out if they love each other so much?
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: Min, I believe that is one question we will never know the answer to.
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 Has Signed In.
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: YUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: W.O.W
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 says: Hey guys, sorry I haven’t been on um... met net crashed and I had to help Hae with his dancing, lol
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: *smirks*... dnt lie 2 us Jung Yunho, we no u were ‘with’ Jae
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: jeez, just tell us Yunho, u and Jae were having smexy time weren’t u?
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: WHAT?! WE WERENT DOING ANY SUCH THING!
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 says: WHAT THE HELL?
L1l_D0lph1n_Su says: what’s smexy time?
T3h_F00d_15_M1n5 says: its sex Su, youll soon no wat it is cause if my prediction is correct. ur stalker boyfriend will be pinning u 2 teh wall and fucking ur cute little ass till u cnt walk
Danc3_15_4_Th3_G0d5 says: Changmin please don’t use such language around my daughter, and Yoochun will not be doing anything to Junsu or he’ll be getting his butt kicked to Timbuktu
C00k13_P1zza_Ja3 says: stop changing the topic. Yunho and I have nothing going on. We are friends that’s all, now the sooner you children get that through your skulls the sooner we can live a much peacefuller life
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U says: just admit it u 2 r together and Yunho I will do anything to my duck butt mwahahahahahaha
Y00su_15_2_S3xy_4_U Has Changed Their Screen Name To: Su_Ur_Duck_8utt_15_M1n3