The Proud Clod
"I will smash down your house! I will punch it and kick it. And then when I've finished, I'll headbutt your family! After they're gone, I'll whip out my wicked-huge fists and bust up your neighborhood, your town, your province. Then I'll decimate the landscape! I'll set it afire with my twin burner jets! Just lean forward and watch the cows run for cover. But I'll just kick that shit over, too. I'm done here! Now I'll go to someone else's place, and ruin their shit! Thank you very much. Ka-BLAM!"