the truth...
ok so roy and me and sum other ppl were eating at this really gangsta place when all of the sudden roy, pulls out a knife and is all hey gimme my money biznotch, and i was all ur gonna have to fight me for it, so he jumped on me, and i threw him off me me and stabbed him with his own knife, but he didnt wanna get blood on his church shirt, so he went to the bathroom and by then he was in a pissy mood bc he was all now i gotta go to the dry cleaners yo dawg... so the whole time he was bitching about the food and the service and then the waitress got fed up and was all go kill urslef, and roy was all ok... so he tried to jump out of the window but he forgot to open it first and the window broke, and now roy is trying to tell everyone that nicole made roy break the window cuz hes all embarrased about that fact that hes a CRASIAN!!