CORDA3 , CONTINUING WHERE I LEFT OFF THE LAST TIEM
HI GAIZ, I'M GOING FOR SAKAKI IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED LOL. BECAUSE SAKAKI'S ROFL TO PLAY RIGHT AFTER I'VE FINISHED HIIRAGI AND SORTA FINISHED REI IN LE3 HAHAHAHAHA. YOU CAN SEE HIGH SKOOL KIDS' LEVEL VS PROFESSIONALS...ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK I CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS MORE PROFESSIONAL TOWARDS THE END LOL.
This is from some time during/after the intramural to the end of the regional selection lol.
SAME STUFF FROM THE LAST ENTRY APPLIES 8D
LOL OKAY IMAGE HEAVY, LOADS OF SPAM AND WTF COMMENTS LOL BEWARE LOLOL.
1. THE TRANSLATIONS ARE JUST APPROXIMATE, I DIDN'T BOTHER WITH PERFECT TRANSLATION CAUSE H3LL IM TOO LAZY AND I CANT BE BOTHERED KTHX.
2. DO NOT STEAL MY BBQ SKREENCAPS.
3. AGAIN MY COMMENTS AND IMPRESSIONS ARE MINE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T READ IT, NO ONE MAKES YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. DON'T FLAME ME FOR MY COMMENTS AND IMPRESSIONS, CAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
4. SPOILERS DUHHHHH
So anyway, not too long afterwards, you get to meet up with lol!Amamiya at some music place. As any otome game heroine, she'll forget that these practice rooms need to have appointments instead of walk-ins. So anyway, Amamiya went "LULZ NO PROB!" and let the heroine use it, but since I'm such a naisu girl, I asked if Amamiya wanna use the room together, and perhaps we could have an ensemble LOL. BUT STUPID AMAMIYA ACTS ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY, AND HE WENT "DNW!" Without much to go on, he made the heroine play her song once and changed his mind lol. STUPID HIGH SKOOL KIDS ARE MADE TO SKREW WITH UR LYFE!!!! Anyway, so he offered to ensemble with you, and when he plays something "magical" happens.
Amamiya: *in Agatha's (from Minority Report) voice* CAN U SEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Did I mention the song was "Ai no Aisatsu?" LOLOLOL. Litewolf was furious when she knew that it was with him lol. I just rofl'd hard, very hard hahahahaha. BUT SRSLYWTF.
What's more LOL is that, he actually asks if you could see a field with golden flowers or whatever, actually by then I don't care anymore because he's not who I am going for lol. So being the honest person I am (and litewolf has warned me about this), I said I did, and Amamiya will go "OH GREAT LETS DO IT AGAIN 8D!" ......I know I should've listen, really, I know I should. I am regretting it now even though I am writing in retrospective. YOU GET HIS FRIGGEN FIRST LOVE NOTE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S MEANT TO BE EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN GO FOR N GUYS AT A TIEM! ARRRRGH NOOOOO! And after you guys finished playing the lol!song for the second time, he'll ask if you wanna fall in love with him, cause he thinks if you fall in love, your music will become moar WUN.DAR.FUL. I really wanna shut off my PS2 if I haven't heard how wonderful Sakaki is later on in the game. YA RLY. I denied Amamiya's invitation and he still insists jakghl;gkhagh. So anyway, yeah for some r3tarded reason, I got 100 affinity with him, ahahaha↓
Then one day after school or whatever sarry I'm not good with details the heroine realized that she left something at the school, but it already passed the school hours, so there's no way to get into the lol!building. Knowing this, Sakaki offered to take his cute kouhai to the lol!school and show her the "sekret passage".
Yes, very princely lolol. And hey gaiz, did you notice he has a pretty good waist line? LOL. I rofl'd when I saw that CG. Anyway, that's his first CG event lolol. It doesn't matter what I think lolol, but hay, he does look sorta liek Kira. AND NO I AM NOT DREAMING AND I DIDN'T GO FOR SAKAKI BECAUSE HE HAS THE SAME SEIYUU AS KIRA LOL NO. TRUFAX.
Because this is very long...again, so I will do a quick summary of things that aren't /that/ important or has little/nothing to do with Sakaki's route lol.
So one night for some stupid reason, the heroine thought about this one incident which happened when she was a kid. It involves O!Kisaragi.
Seriously O!Kisaragi isn't as muttsuri as he looks when he was younger, and he's nicer too...I think like Prince of Tennis, he just went >( over the years lol. I mean, honestly speaking, THIS WHOLE THING FEELS LIKE CORDA MUSOU CROSSOVER WITH PRINCE OF TENNIS. I am very sure I'm not the only one who feels like this I swear 8D. So anyway, yeah, that CG has to do with the event where the heroine dropped her hat into the nearby stream and O!Kisaragi offered to help her retrieve it.
Then in another instance, we also see the heroine having flashback of some kid helping her out when she realized she didn't bring a spare string to the concour when she was a kid.
Of course, being the awesome heroine, she must be totally stupid and forgetting something so other potential guys could "help her out", seriously, not a lot of people could pwn like Nozomi from Haruka 3 lol. DONT EVEN MENTION CHIHIRO FROM HARUKA4. So anyway, when the heroine finished her daydreaming, you get to choose who that kid is. Since I have such awesome observation, I picked something along the lines of "This is not Ritsu" or whatever. Sarry, I can't remember what I picked so 8D.
And soooooo a few days before the lol! Regional fight-off...I mean contest, Seiso has to register. So they meet up at the concert hall, blahblahblah, but the heroine's late. Then she got a call from Mizushima Haru, and he is like reprimanding her ass despite being a kouhai. And because I didn't choose to wake up late, I assari apologized to Haru, and he goes "LULZ U DONT NEED TO APOLOGIZE" and I went "WHUT". SRSLY KID, IF YOU REPRIMAND PEOPLE, OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA GET AN APOLOGY, WTF HARU! D: D: D:! So Y!Kisaragi being the clingy!protector says "d00d, I'll gomakasu them, just come ASAP" lol.
So the heroine rushed to the lol!hall and she met this gai.
We all know who he is, yes. It's Mizushima Arata, Haru's cousin. I forgot the exact detail on what he's doing lol, but he bought a load of cans while waiting for his peers to come out from the hall. So when he saw the heroine, he offered her a drink. Since most of the stuff he got isn't what I like, I just picked Uron Tea for the rofl. Because it's summer and it's hawt, he gulped down the rest of the cans afterward, so lulz. Arata sayz he doesn't like to be in the lol!hall listening to people speaking blahblahblah, so that's why he's out, and the heroine couldn't afford to waste any time with this guy (lol my opinion 8D). So LULZ, she ran into the hall.
When she got into the hall, Haru apologized to her outright about his earlier statements because he didn't know something has happened the heroine's mother. The heroine went "LULZWHUT" and realized what Y!Kisaragi told her earlier about gomakasu'ing. LOLOL. Thanks Y!Kisaragi, you are so naisu LOL. I'm sure you want your mother in law to die asap so you can have Kohinata all by yourself lol.
Ahem, so when everythings done and all that, the heroine met this lol!guy on the bridge who's saying his farewell to the lol!cello. And being the good o' Corda player I am, I remembered the lessons in the Corda manga/anime/game that you must treasure your weapo--I mean instrument. So I picked the option to stop him from throwing his cello down the lol!bridge. Though honestly speaking, I would've watch it happen instead 8D. ANYWAY. After you helped him and cheered him up, he gives you this look LOL.
Yep, I went MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LOL THAT IS SO ADORABLE LOLOLOLOL. I wish he could always smile liek that LOLOLOL. Oh btw, is it just me or does he look like young Hihara? LOLOL.
Okay, when there are 4 days left until the first face off with litewolf's husband's school, the heroine got a fever. SRSLY THEY WASTED MY DAY WTF. Anyway, lol!Sakaki offered to come in and check on the heroine. If you've been nagging Near about his lol!profile, you'll know that his father is a plastic surgeon (if I haven't read it wrong), and he wants to be a lol!surgeon through which he plans to apply to med skool when he graduates from Seiso. Hay naisu prospect there 8D! So anyway, after he checks on her and all that, the heroine got 3 options...which I totally forgot wtf it is except for the one I've picked lol.
WE ALL KNOW HOW CONSERVATIVE KOEI IS (except for some "non-main character" like Tomomori in H3), so I wanted to test Koei's limit and see if they've "expanded their horizon" hahaha. I picked "引き止める" HAHAHAHAHAHA. (That's another word for "LULZ PLZ STAYAHEM, PWETTY PLZ?" Unfortunately, looks like Koei is still stuck at their conservative lol!showa plot development.
Sakaki: See, I'm a guy. So if you're expecting a little bit too much, you might be in danger 8D
I feel so conflicted, on one end, I have that "DAMN YOU KOEI!!!" but on the other, I have "AHH IM IMPRESSED BY YOU, SAKAKI". Otomegokoro is so hard to understand sometimes 8D.
Then some days later, Sakaki says he got lol!pineapples from his parents. So he offered to cut it for everyone in the orchestra club. Then someone (LULZ SARRY I FORGOT OKAY) went, "HORICRAP SAKAKI U KAN CUT WELL", and Sakaki replied, "LULZ OF COURSE I WANNA BE A SURGEON, SO U SEE IF U PRACTICE A LOT, U KAN DO ITTTTTT". At that point, I think Sakaki should just become a life coach. I think he can touch a lot of people lol. SRSLY.
Anyway, he went and got a few pieces for the heroine, and used it as a chance to harass her LULZ.
He patted on her head, to which you get 3 options again. As much as I hate having people touch my head, I kept telling myself that this is a lol!otome game so I must act like an otome 8D. I picked the option "照れる" LOL...actually I've picked both 照れる and ありがとう, but whatevs, I wanted to see the difference hahaha. IIRC either one will give you a +love so whatevs 8D. Then he apologized and said that the heroine is so cuteeeeeeeeeee that she reminds him of his dog.
HIS DOG.
HIS DOG.
HIS DOG.
ORZ.
IIRC you get to choose again, and this time you can ask him about his dog. Yeah, lol which I did, and he's totally saying how cute his dog is blahblahblah, and his dog's species is "mameshiba"...which looks like this---
This is just an approximate so lulz 8D.
BUT ANYWAY, HOW DISAPPOINTING.
I just wanna slap him right then and there＼（╬￣皿￣）ﾉ
Anyway, fast forward to the day of the regional contest, lol. We can see lol!Hihara and lol!Etou at the entrance making their way to the hall. Hihara said he's there to support the high skool student he helped in the past, and he got a text message from Yunoki which told him that he's already in. Then Hihara saw the heroine and he wanna tell her to give her best effort, but he's conflicted because he's supposed to be there to support that student lolol.
After playing the first song, Ritsu's hand/arm/whatever went bbq lol...BUT WAIT, HAVE WE SEEN THIS SOMEWHERE?!
O!Kisaragi: !!
O!Kisaragi: Wait
O!Kisaragi: I'll stay here
Sakaki: But Ritsu...you---
O!Sakaki: There's only 1 more song, let me stay here until it's done---
IS THAT TEZUKA?
TEZUKA KUNIMITSU?
PRINCE OF TENNIS?
WTF KOEI, ARE YOU SURE YOUR WRITERS HAVEN'T BEEN READING TOO MUCH PRINCE OF TENNIS? NOT TO MENTION IT'S THE SAME MEGANE GUY (THOUGH THE SEIYUU IS DIFFERENT) WHO GOES "AMAGAWD MY HAND HURTS BUT I DID ALL I COULD!!!" TYPE OF THING -_-
Sigh okay, going back to the event, Sakaki was explaining how O!Kisaragi hurt his hand/arm last year and he lost his ability to play "awesome" vibrato and pitch. LOL. YEAH JUST LIKE HOW TEZUKA GOT NERF'D BECAUSE HE STOOD UP TO THE 3RD YEARS WHEN HE WAS IN HIS 1ST YEAR. ANYWAAAAAAAAAAY, he placed all his hopes and all that crap onto the heroine, and he also gave her the lol!ring as a keep sake to wish for her good luck lol. (WTF RING, IS HE PROPOSING TO HER WHUT?)
As all otomes know, the (general) rules of being "ZA CANON" in otome games require the following:
1. The heroine has dreamt of the guy before
2. Childhood friends
3. He gave you something
If you actually think Ritsu is the canon...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Blah blah blah, as expected, the heroine won 8D. (LULZ SARRY LITEWOLF, GOTTA BEAT YOUR HUSBAND.) And the whole scene feels like POT when Seigaku beat Rikkai...except Shiseikan isn't exactly Rikkai...it feels more like Rokkaku/Fudomine/St. Rudolph lol. BUT YOU GET MY DRIFT. So after Shiseikan got defeated, the heroine saw Hihara and Etou, and they also saw the Shiseikan people wandering around the streets lol. Then someone (LULZ FORGOTTEN ALREADY) offered to make the Shiseikan people stay before going back to Sendai. Then Hihara made a comment about how the Rijichou would agree, and if he wouldn't some Fata will annoy the hell outta him. As for Etou, he says that Hihara shouldn't expect it to be easily done, after all, he is the one who has to talk to him lol. So I guess that means Kira is still stuck with Seiso lolol...and Lili too hahaha. YEEEES MY FAVOURITE COUPLE. I SWEAR, IT'S NOT BL. LOLOL.
Oh right, I forgot to add that the day after Seiso won, the Seiso group went and listen to Amane Gakuen's performance. The Seiso group and the audience were in awe because Myouga's performance robbed them of their senses and what's worse is that his performance sent a very grim and despair image of death. (IIRC the song was Vivaldi's Winter.) The way the Seiso guys (O!Kisaragi and Sakaki) put it is exactly the way in which people in POT describe Yukimura's skills of robbing people of their 5 senses LOL. STOP IT ALREADY KOEI, IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE D:!
So after the Shiseikan people moved into the Linden Hall, Near got this BBQ!plan where it involves the heroine and one other guy to go on a lol!night walk 8D. After all, it's summer, and it's a Japanese tradition to go exploring during summer nights and see if they could encounter anything lol!interesting. As I mentioned before, I'm going for lol!Sakaki, so of course I picked him. Then Near gave me this lol!dracular fang and the heroine to put it on when Sakaki isn't looking. And to my surprise, lawls---
Sakaki: Haha, it looks good on you. I guess I wouldn't mind if I got bitten by someone as cute as you.
Sakaki: ...So what do you think, Hina-chan? Do you want a taste of my blood? Or should I---
Sakaki: Get a taste of yours instead-----
Heroine: AMAGAWD HIS FACE GETTING CLOSER D: D: D:
Heroine: I didn't think and I closed my eyes---
Sakaki: Hahaha---
LOL at this point I can't stop laughing, because you can see how Koei is trying so hard to make it dokidoki lololol.
BUT HEY, IT'S KOEI WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, SO OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US ANYTHING AWESOME LOL.
Heroine: Hmm? Something feel something cool on my face...
Sakaki: Here you go Hina-chan
Heroine: It looks like what touched me was the bottle of the Ramune↓
Sakaki: I guess I might've overdone it, but you probably got the best outta the whole experience, didn't you?
Sakaki: Let's go back...my cute dracular princess
For some reason, I can hear a lot of people screaming right now lol. But to me, Koei, you just phail so so much. You never fail to surprise me with the LOL!romance. Sakaki, your CG makes you look haraguro, and I stand by the fact that YOU ARE haraguro. AND YES I CAN HEAR YOUR FANGIRLING SKREAM LITEWOLF LOLOL.
Yep, and that ends the last part of the prologue 8D. HAHAHAHAHA.
This is from some time during/after the intramural to the end of the regional selection lol.
SAME STUFF FROM THE LAST ENTRY APPLIES 8D
LOL OKAY IMAGE HEAVY, LOADS OF SPAM AND WTF COMMENTS LOL BEWARE LOLOL.
1. THE TRANSLATIONS ARE JUST APPROXIMATE, I DIDN'T BOTHER WITH PERFECT TRANSLATION CAUSE H3LL IM TOO LAZY AND I CANT BE BOTHERED KTHX.
2. DO NOT STEAL MY BBQ SKREENCAPS.
3. AGAIN MY COMMENTS AND IMPRESSIONS ARE MINE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T READ IT, NO ONE MAKES YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. DON'T FLAME ME FOR MY COMMENTS AND IMPRESSIONS, CAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
4. SPOILERS DUHHHHH
So anyway, not too long afterwards, you get to meet up with lol!Amamiya at some music place. As any otome game heroine, she'll forget that these practice rooms need to have appointments instead of walk-ins. So anyway, Amamiya went "LULZ NO PROB!" and let the heroine use it, but since I'm such a naisu girl, I asked if Amamiya wanna use the room together, and perhaps we could have an ensemble LOL. BUT STUPID AMAMIYA ACTS ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY, AND HE WENT "DNW!" Without much to go on, he made the heroine play her song once and changed his mind lol. STUPID HIGH SKOOL KIDS ARE MADE TO SKREW WITH UR LYFE!!!! Anyway, so he offered to ensemble with you, and when he plays something "magical" happens.
Amamiya: *in Agatha's (from Minority Report) voice* CAN U SEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Did I mention the song was "Ai no Aisatsu?" LOLOLOL. Litewolf was furious when she knew that it was with him lol. I just rofl'd hard, very hard hahahahaha. BUT SRSLYWTF.
What's more LOL is that, he actually asks if you could see a field with golden flowers or whatever, actually by then I don't care anymore because he's not who I am going for lol. So being the honest person I am (and litewolf has warned me about this), I said I did, and Amamiya will go "OH GREAT LETS DO IT AGAIN 8D!" ......I know I should've listen, really, I know I should. I am regretting it now even though I am writing in retrospective. YOU GET HIS FRIGGEN FIRST LOVE NOTE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S MEANT TO BE EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN GO FOR N GUYS AT A TIEM! ARRRRGH NOOOOO! And after you guys finished playing the lol!song for the second time, he'll ask if you wanna fall in love with him, cause he thinks if you fall in love, your music will become moar WUN.DAR.FUL. I really wanna shut off my PS2 if I haven't heard how wonderful Sakaki is later on in the game. YA RLY. I denied Amamiya's invitation and he still insists jakghl;gkhagh. So anyway, yeah for some r3tarded reason, I got 100 affinity with him, ahahaha↓
Then one day after school or whatever sarry I'm not good with details the heroine realized that she left something at the school, but it already passed the school hours, so there's no way to get into the lol!building. Knowing this, Sakaki offered to take his cute kouhai to the lol!school and show her the "sekret passage".
Yes, very princely lolol. And hey gaiz, did you notice he has a pretty good waist line? LOL. I rofl'd when I saw that CG. Anyway, that's his first CG event lolol. It doesn't matter what I think lolol, but hay, he does look sorta liek Kira. AND NO I AM NOT DREAMING AND I DIDN'T GO FOR SAKAKI BECAUSE HE HAS THE SAME SEIYUU AS KIRA LOL NO. TRUFAX.
Because this is very long...again, so I will do a quick summary of things that aren't /that/ important or has little/nothing to do with Sakaki's route lol.
So one night for some stupid reason, the heroine thought about this one incident which happened when she was a kid. It involves O!Kisaragi.
Seriously O!Kisaragi isn't as muttsuri as he looks when he was younger, and he's nicer too...I think like Prince of Tennis, he just went >( over the years lol. I mean, honestly speaking, THIS WHOLE THING FEELS LIKE CORDA MUSOU CROSSOVER WITH PRINCE OF TENNIS. I am very sure I'm not the only one who feels like this I swear 8D. So anyway, yeah, that CG has to do with the event where the heroine dropped her hat into the nearby stream and O!Kisaragi offered to help her retrieve it.
Then in another instance, we also see the heroine having flashback of some kid helping her out when she realized she didn't bring a spare string to the concour when she was a kid.
Of course, being the awesome heroine, she must be totally stupid and forgetting something so other potential guys could "help her out", seriously, not a lot of people could pwn like Nozomi from Haruka 3 lol. DONT EVEN MENTION CHIHIRO FROM HARUKA4. So anyway, when the heroine finished her daydreaming, you get to choose who that kid is. Since I have such awesome observation, I picked something along the lines of "This is not Ritsu" or whatever. Sarry, I can't remember what I picked so 8D.
And soooooo a few days before the lol! Regional fight-off...I mean contest, Seiso has to register. So they meet up at the concert hall, blahblahblah, but the heroine's late. Then she got a call from Mizushima Haru, and he is like reprimanding her ass despite being a kouhai. And because I didn't choose to wake up late, I assari apologized to Haru, and he goes "LULZ U DONT NEED TO APOLOGIZE" and I went "WHUT". SRSLY KID, IF YOU REPRIMAND PEOPLE, OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA GET AN APOLOGY, WTF HARU! D: D: D:! So Y!Kisaragi being the clingy!protector says "d00d, I'll gomakasu them, just come ASAP" lol.
So the heroine rushed to the lol!hall and she met this gai.
We all know who he is, yes. It's Mizushima Arata, Haru's cousin. I forgot the exact detail on what he's doing lol, but he bought a load of cans while waiting for his peers to come out from the hall. So when he saw the heroine, he offered her a drink. Since most of the stuff he got isn't what I like, I just picked Uron Tea for the rofl. Because it's summer and it's hawt, he gulped down the rest of the cans afterward, so lulz. Arata sayz he doesn't like to be in the lol!hall listening to people speaking blahblahblah, so that's why he's out, and the heroine couldn't afford to waste any time with this guy (lol my opinion 8D). So LULZ, she ran into the hall.
When she got into the hall, Haru apologized to her outright about his earlier statements because he didn't know something has happened the heroine's mother. The heroine went "LULZWHUT" and realized what Y!Kisaragi told her earlier about gomakasu'ing. LOLOL. Thanks Y!Kisaragi, you are so naisu LOL. I'm sure you want your mother in law to die asap so you can have Kohinata all by yourself lol.
Ahem, so when everythings done and all that, the heroine met this lol!guy on the bridge who's saying his farewell to the lol!cello. And being the good o' Corda player I am, I remembered the lessons in the Corda manga/anime/game that you must treasure your weapo--I mean instrument. So I picked the option to stop him from throwing his cello down the lol!bridge. Though honestly speaking, I would've watch it happen instead 8D. ANYWAY. After you helped him and cheered him up, he gives you this look LOL.
Yep, I went MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LOL THAT IS SO ADORABLE LOLOLOLOL. I wish he could always smile liek that LOLOLOL. Oh btw, is it just me or does he look like young Hihara? LOLOL.
Okay, when there are 4 days left until the first face off with litewolf's husband's school, the heroine got a fever. SRSLY THEY WASTED MY DAY WTF. Anyway, lol!Sakaki offered to come in and check on the heroine. If you've been nagging Near about his lol!profile, you'll know that his father is a plastic surgeon (if I haven't read it wrong), and he wants to be a lol!surgeon through which he plans to apply to med skool when he graduates from Seiso. Hay naisu prospect there 8D! So anyway, after he checks on her and all that, the heroine got 3 options...which I totally forgot wtf it is except for the one I've picked lol.
WE ALL KNOW HOW CONSERVATIVE KOEI IS (except for some "non-main character" like Tomomori in H3), so I wanted to test Koei's limit and see if they've "expanded their horizon" hahaha. I picked "引き止める" HAHAHAHAHAHA. (That's another word for "LULZ PLZ STAYAHEM, PWETTY PLZ?" Unfortunately, looks like Koei is still stuck at their conservative lol!showa plot development.
Sakaki: See, I'm a guy. So if you're expecting a little bit too much, you might be in danger 8D
I feel so conflicted, on one end, I have that "DAMN YOU KOEI!!!" but on the other, I have "AHH IM IMPRESSED BY YOU, SAKAKI". Otomegokoro is so hard to understand sometimes 8D.
Then some days later, Sakaki says he got lol!pineapples from his parents. So he offered to cut it for everyone in the orchestra club. Then someone (LULZ SARRY I FORGOT OKAY) went, "HORICRAP SAKAKI U KAN CUT WELL", and Sakaki replied, "LULZ OF COURSE I WANNA BE A SURGEON, SO U SEE IF U PRACTICE A LOT, U KAN DO ITTTTTT". At that point, I think Sakaki should just become a life coach. I think he can touch a lot of people lol. SRSLY.
Anyway, he went and got a few pieces for the heroine, and used it as a chance to harass her LULZ.
He patted on her head, to which you get 3 options again. As much as I hate having people touch my head, I kept telling myself that this is a lol!otome game so I must act like an otome 8D. I picked the option "照れる" LOL...actually I've picked both 照れる and ありがとう, but whatevs, I wanted to see the difference hahaha. IIRC either one will give you a +love so whatevs 8D. Then he apologized and said that the heroine is so cuteeeeeeeeeee that she reminds him of his dog.
HIS DOG.
HIS DOG.
HIS DOG.
ORZ.
IIRC you get to choose again, and this time you can ask him about his dog. Yeah, lol which I did, and he's totally saying how cute his dog is blahblahblah, and his dog's species is "mameshiba"...which looks like this---
This is just an approximate so lulz 8D.
BUT ANYWAY, HOW DISAPPOINTING.
I just wanna slap him right then and there＼（╬￣皿￣）ﾉ
Anyway, fast forward to the day of the regional contest, lol. We can see lol!Hihara and lol!Etou at the entrance making their way to the hall. Hihara said he's there to support the high skool student he helped in the past, and he got a text message from Yunoki which told him that he's already in. Then Hihara saw the heroine and he wanna tell her to give her best effort, but he's conflicted because he's supposed to be there to support that student lolol.
After playing the first song, Ritsu's hand/arm/whatever went bbq lol...BUT WAIT, HAVE WE SEEN THIS SOMEWHERE?!
O!Kisaragi: !!
O!Kisaragi: Wait
O!Kisaragi: I'll stay here
Sakaki: But Ritsu...you---
O!Sakaki: There's only 1 more song, let me stay here until it's done---
IS THAT TEZUKA?
TEZUKA KUNIMITSU?
PRINCE OF TENNIS?
WTF KOEI, ARE YOU SURE YOUR WRITERS HAVEN'T BEEN READING TOO MUCH PRINCE OF TENNIS? NOT TO MENTION IT'S THE SAME MEGANE GUY (THOUGH THE SEIYUU IS DIFFERENT) WHO GOES "AMAGAWD MY HAND HURTS BUT I DID ALL I COULD!!!" TYPE OF THING -_-
Sigh okay, going back to the event, Sakaki was explaining how O!Kisaragi hurt his hand/arm last year and he lost his ability to play "awesome" vibrato and pitch. LOL. YEAH JUST LIKE HOW TEZUKA GOT NERF'D BECAUSE HE STOOD UP TO THE 3RD YEARS WHEN HE WAS IN HIS 1ST YEAR. ANYWAAAAAAAAAAY, he placed all his hopes and all that crap onto the heroine, and he also gave her the lol!ring as a keep sake to wish for her good luck lol. (WTF RING, IS HE PROPOSING TO HER WHUT?)
As all otomes know, the (general) rules of being "ZA CANON" in otome games require the following:
1. The heroine has dreamt of the guy before
2. Childhood friends
3. He gave you something
If you actually think Ritsu is the canon...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Blah blah blah, as expected, the heroine won 8D. (LULZ SARRY LITEWOLF, GOTTA BEAT YOUR HUSBAND.) And the whole scene feels like POT when Seigaku beat Rikkai...except Shiseikan isn't exactly Rikkai...it feels more like Rokkaku/Fudomine/St. Rudolph lol. BUT YOU GET MY DRIFT. So after Shiseikan got defeated, the heroine saw Hihara and Etou, and they also saw the Shiseikan people wandering around the streets lol. Then someone (LULZ FORGOTTEN ALREADY) offered to make the Shiseikan people stay before going back to Sendai. Then Hihara made a comment about how the Rijichou would agree, and if he wouldn't some Fata will annoy the hell outta him. As for Etou, he says that Hihara shouldn't expect it to be easily done, after all, he is the one who has to talk to him lol. So I guess that means Kira is still stuck with Seiso lolol...and Lili too hahaha. YEEEES MY FAVOURITE COUPLE. I SWEAR, IT'S NOT BL. LOLOL.
Oh right, I forgot to add that the day after Seiso won, the Seiso group went and listen to Amane Gakuen's performance. The Seiso group and the audience were in awe because Myouga's performance robbed them of their senses and what's worse is that his performance sent a very grim and despair image of death. (IIRC the song was Vivaldi's Winter.) The way the Seiso guys (O!Kisaragi and Sakaki) put it is exactly the way in which people in POT describe Yukimura's skills of robbing people of their 5 senses LOL. STOP IT ALREADY KOEI, IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE D:!
So after the Shiseikan people moved into the Linden Hall, Near got this BBQ!plan where it involves the heroine and one other guy to go on a lol!night walk 8D. After all, it's summer, and it's a Japanese tradition to go exploring during summer nights and see if they could encounter anything lol!interesting. As I mentioned before, I'm going for lol!Sakaki, so of course I picked him. Then Near gave me this lol!dracular fang and the heroine to put it on when Sakaki isn't looking. And to my surprise, lawls---
Sakaki: Haha, it looks good on you. I guess I wouldn't mind if I got bitten by someone as cute as you.
Sakaki: ...So what do you think, Hina-chan? Do you want a taste of my blood? Or should I---
Sakaki: Get a taste of yours instead-----
Heroine: AMAGAWD HIS FACE GETTING CLOSER D: D: D:
Heroine: I didn't think and I closed my eyes---
Sakaki: Hahaha---
LOL at this point I can't stop laughing, because you can see how Koei is trying so hard to make it dokidoki lololol.
BUT HEY, IT'S KOEI WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, SO OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US ANYTHING AWESOME LOL.
Heroine: Hmm? Something feel something cool on my face...
Sakaki: Here you go Hina-chan
Heroine: It looks like what touched me was the bottle of the Ramune↓
Sakaki: I guess I might've overdone it, but you probably got the best outta the whole experience, didn't you?
Sakaki: Let's go back...my cute dracular princess
For some reason, I can hear a lot of people screaming right now lol. But to me, Koei, you just phail so so much. You never fail to surprise me with the LOL!romance. Sakaki, your CG makes you look haraguro, and I stand by the fact that YOU ARE haraguro. AND YES I CAN HEAR YOUR FANGIRLING SKREAM LITEWOLF LOLOL.
Yep, and that ends the last part of the prologue 8D. HAHAHAHAHA.