Video ghost threatens DVD Publishers
By Nyo1neko1nyo
Videocassettes were once popular to distribute movies, shows or homemade videos to each family household easily. But those days are gone, today everyone has thrown away those cluttering boxes on their shelves and replaced them with a video disc that are much more convenient than CDs, or tapes. A DVD (digital versatile disc) has many advantages other than space conveniences, such as the picture quality, surround sound capabilities, scene selections, wide screen/full screen option, language dubbing/subtitles, and more.
Since this new trend has begun, a video ghost has been losing her victims on a large percentage. According to an unknown source that has died recently, she is to be named Sadako. After obtaining the knowledge and information, Sadako pursued DVD publishers worldwide. Executives and directors have claimed a woman appears in their dreams or has hallucinated that this individual must distribute her videos to the world. Those who refused had already died seven days of their meetings.
This new DVD will be released with as an extra within your movies. Some companies were even to include the footage within the opening trailers. To avoid lawsuits, companies also included a warning of watching this may cause death in seven days followed by the privacy warning.
Worldwide distribution is expected as early as tomorrow. DVD companies plans to cut the footages from the original video to make a brand new music video, starring the public's favorite entertainer or stars, hoping to net thousands of buyers. For first one hundred people to reserve this title, they will receive a free funeral with pop stars hosting your sacraments.
There was no comment from Sadako for this brand new marketing gimmick.
House Ghost vs. Video Ghost
Written by Nyo1neko1nyo
No matter how strange it seems, today court system has taken all type of cases, including the strange and unusual. This time however the courts have gone too far in their selection of a case. The house ghost, Kayako has filed a lawsuit that the defendant, Sadako for taking her victim. According to Kayako (translated from different variation of a croak), the victim was staying in her resident and thus was concluded it was her victim. However, this victim watched a movie, which contained the Sadako video virus within one of her movies. From a portable television set, Sadako claims that Kayako takes too much time to claim that victim.
According to witnesses, a fight broke out with the two haunting ghosts. Kayako was able to knock Sadako’s medium off the table and destroyed it. Kayako was subdued by having the judge perform a Taoist ceremony. A pocket pc was brought in as the replacement medium for Sadako. After hours of insults from both sides, the judge has decided that Sadako had invaded Kayako’s personal home and commented that her worldwide corporate empire DVDs has claimed millions reducing the Earth’s population daily. However, the judge has also issue a pact for both ghosts to sign. This pact allows the victim to choose whom do they wish to be killed by. And Kayako has the approval of having a TRO (temporary restraining order) upon Sadako of appearing on their property. To avoid further incidents, the judge also imposed, if victims abuse this privilege by using Kayako’s home as a safe house then both ghost would be allowed to claim victims in equal shares. Estate agents must provide death certificates for themselves and the future possible residents after entering the house to let them know they have been snared into grim futures. This will increase the amount of victims and house sales at the same time thus solving the future trouble of the estate retailers.
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