How obsessed are you with Arashi?
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SIGNS OF AN INCURABLE ARASHI OBSESSION :
* you were baited by Jun-kun.
* anything over 49kg is “fat”.
* the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
-> mình tự thấy vậy =))
* you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
-> ngày nào cũng vậy =)))
* you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
* only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
* you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
-> điều đương nhiên á
* you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
-> dĩ nhiên rồi =.="
* every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
-> chưa tới mức đó nhưng ít ra cũng nghe 1 bài trong cả tháng
* despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
-> fangirl nào mà ko như thế
* the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
-> ko còn gì đúng hơn =))))))))
* and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
-> mình có thể đọc được hết, nhưng viết thì trừ tên anh Kỳ ra nhá =">
* when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
-> hớ hớ, cái này đúng quá ấy, mở miệng ra là mình "umai" hà =))))
* eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
* when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
-> haha, dạo gần đây là như thế đó
* no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
-> uhm TT^TT
* you want a pet and his name is Momo.
* you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
* The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
-> mình đang tính chơi lại sims chỉ vì lý do này =))))
* the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
* Sho is unreachable.
-> ai cũng nghĩ vậy nhưng yêu thì ko dứt ra đc =((
* you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
-> muốn lắm mà chưa mua đc nè =.="
* you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
-> ừa, tui cứ nghĩ là thiếu gia cơ
* you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
-> mình cứ nghĩ là Jun =)))
* before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
* one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
-> cái này phải ghi là JE stuff mới chính xác, dù 80% là của Arashi =)))
* you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
-> ừa, format cái usb chứa 2 ep AniShi mới down mà ghẹn ngào luôn =.=
* no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
-> đang định mua cái HDD 1Tb mà ko biết tiền đâu ra nè =.="
* you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
-> hề hề, mấy người dính chưởng rồi
* your friends can put names to faces.
-> ừa, ít ra Nhi cũng nhớ hết, Thọ phân biệt đc 5 anh
* when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
-> Sho is the BEST !!!!! ♥~
* you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
-> mình biết đến Arashi khá muộn
* you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
-> TT^TT đúng quá í
* vowed not to spend money on arashi.
* (almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
* there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner.
-> ừa, điện thoại mình nè =))
* your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
-> ừa, love so sweet bản music box
* Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
-> ai dám nói thế =)))))
* December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
-> =)))))) quá chuẩn
* when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song.
-> Truth và liên khúc HYD =)))
* when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
-> chưa đủ trình độ =))
* you’ve been jealous of animals.
-> ừa, tới con cá mà tui cũng còn ghen :"> và nhất là em pan-kun ế
* you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
-> :"> có thiệt đó nha
* the best actor in Japan is Nino, period.
* short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
-> chuyện này là vì trai JE chứ ko riêng gì Arashi ="> dù mình yêu toàn những bạn cao cao thôi
* guys with bad skin is okay too.
-> tại ai đây ="))
* guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
-> chỉ lên trên luôn =))
* Arashi is the best group, ever.
-> yup !!! ♥~
* when someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
-> yeah, the 2nd is Sakamoto from V6, 3rd is Nakai from SMAP, 4th is You from K8
* sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
* therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
* Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
* you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
-> mình yêu JE trc khi yêu Arashi
* you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
-> chưa đủ siêng
* sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
-> hề hề, đúng quá
* you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
-> chẹp chẹp :">
* you study japanese because of Arashi.
-> vì Arashi và cả JE
* you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
-> Vì JE nói chung và Arashi nói riêng
* you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
-> giggling thôi á, screaming luôn á =))) cứ hỏi cô Quỳnh sẽ rõ
* when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
-> sẽ làm thế nếu gặp tiếc là bây giờ thì chưa
* Aiba is a prodigy.
* Nino should be a professional song writer.
-> Konseki, Himitsu và Niji chuẩn thế còn gì
* the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
-> mấy anh kia mình ko biết nhưng Sho thì chuẩn !!!!! So sexy !!!!!!
* neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
* when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
-> dư thừa năng lượng quá mức luôn
* your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
* gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
* have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
-> ko dám mở ra xem luôn í =.=
* when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
-> ko thích mọi ng đọc sai tên của bất cứ ai trong JE
* like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
* like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
* fancams are heaven sent.
-> =">
* you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
-> haha, sợ trầy đĩa đó mà =))))
* you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
* many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised.
* you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu.
-> chỉ là đóng phim thôi mà
* you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
-> hì, chỉ đếm thử thôi chứ ko có sửa
* Guys who paint their nails are okay.
-> cái này là do KAT-TUN và K8 cơ =))
* Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
-> các anh giàu, mặc toàn hàng hiệu, cạnh tranh sao nổi, chỉ nhìn bằng con mắt thèm thuồng thôi =))
* Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
-> ừa, coi RAW cũng dzui lắm á =))
* You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
-> 4 tháng liền mình chỉ nghe Arashi đó nhá
* You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
-> ừa, yêu Arashians lắm lắm !!! ♥~
* The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
-> mời xem note Itunes play count để biết thêm chi tiết =)))
* Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
-> trời ơi, tui mà biết vụ này sớm hơn là ép cô Quỳnh qua China uống rồi =|
* Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
* You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for Matsujun.
-> mình còn ghê hơn là có tất cả chỉ vì MatsuJun đóng nhưng chưa xem phim nào vì mình ko yêu MatsuJun đc như 4 anh kia
* Rabu Rabu rocks!
* Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
-> ôi, SakurAiba, OhMiya, Yamapair ♥~
Do làm biếng nên mình ko ngồi đếm đâu, chỉ biết là hơn phân nửa rồi á =)))
Lụm lặt được trên mạng nên làm cho dzui =))) bà con ai siêng làm thử nhe
SIGNS OF AN INCURABLE ARASHI OBSESSION :
* you were baited by Jun-kun.
* anything over 49kg is “fat”.
* the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
-> mình tự thấy vậy =))
* you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
-> ngày nào cũng vậy =)))
* you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
* only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
* you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
-> điều đương nhiên á
* you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
-> dĩ nhiên rồi =.="
* every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
-> chưa tới mức đó nhưng ít ra cũng nghe 1 bài trong cả tháng
* despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
-> fangirl nào mà ko như thế
* the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”.
-> ko còn gì đúng hơn =))))))))
* and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
-> mình có thể đọc được hết, nhưng viết thì trừ tên anh Kỳ ra nhá =">
* when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
-> hớ hớ, cái này đúng quá ấy, mở miệng ra là mình "umai" hà =))))
* eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
* when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
-> haha, dạo gần đây là như thế đó
* no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
-> uhm TT^TT
* you want a pet and his name is Momo.
* you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
* The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
-> mình đang tính chơi lại sims chỉ vì lý do này =))))
* the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
* Sho is unreachable.
-> ai cũng nghĩ vậy nhưng yêu thì ko dứt ra đc =((
* you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
-> muốn lắm mà chưa mua đc nè =.="
* you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
-> ừa, tui cứ nghĩ là thiếu gia cơ
* you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
-> mình cứ nghĩ là Jun =)))
* before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
* one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
-> cái này phải ghi là JE stuff mới chính xác, dù 80% là của Arashi =)))
* you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
-> ừa, format cái usb chứa 2 ep AniShi mới down mà ghẹn ngào luôn =.=
* no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
-> đang định mua cái HDD 1Tb mà ko biết tiền đâu ra nè =.="
* you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
-> hề hề, mấy người dính chưởng rồi
* your friends can put names to faces.
-> ừa, ít ra Nhi cũng nhớ hết, Thọ phân biệt đc 5 anh
* when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
-> Sho is the BEST !!!!! ♥~
* you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
-> mình biết đến Arashi khá muộn
* you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
-> TT^TT đúng quá í
* vowed not to spend money on arashi.
* (almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
* there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner.
-> ừa, điện thoại mình nè =))
* your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
-> ừa, love so sweet bản music box
* Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
-> ai dám nói thế =)))))
* December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
-> =)))))) quá chuẩn
* when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song.
-> Truth và liên khúc HYD =)))
* when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
-> chưa đủ trình độ =))
* you’ve been jealous of animals.
-> ừa, tới con cá mà tui cũng còn ghen :"> và nhất là em pan-kun ế
* you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
-> :"> có thiệt đó nha
* the best actor in Japan is Nino, period.
* short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
-> chuyện này là vì trai JE chứ ko riêng gì Arashi ="> dù mình yêu toàn những bạn cao cao thôi
* guys with bad skin is okay too.
-> tại ai đây ="))
* guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
-> chỉ lên trên luôn =))
* Arashi is the best group, ever.
-> yup !!! ♥~
* when someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
-> yeah, the 2nd is Sakamoto from V6, 3rd is Nakai from SMAP, 4th is You from K8
* sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
* therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
* Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
* you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
-> mình yêu JE trc khi yêu Arashi
* you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
-> chưa đủ siêng
* sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
-> hề hề, đúng quá
* you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
-> chẹp chẹp :">
* you study japanese because of Arashi.
-> vì Arashi và cả JE
* you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
-> Vì JE nói chung và Arashi nói riêng
* you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
-> giggling thôi á, screaming luôn á =))) cứ hỏi cô Quỳnh sẽ rõ
* when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
-> sẽ làm thế nếu gặp tiếc là bây giờ thì chưa
* Aiba is a prodigy.
* Nino should be a professional song writer.
-> Konseki, Himitsu và Niji chuẩn thế còn gì
* the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
-> mấy anh kia mình ko biết nhưng Sho thì chuẩn !!!!! So sexy !!!!!!
* neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
* when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
-> dư thừa năng lượng quá mức luôn
* your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
* gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
* have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
-> ko dám mở ra xem luôn í =.=
* when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
-> ko thích mọi ng đọc sai tên của bất cứ ai trong JE
* like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
* like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
* fancams are heaven sent.
-> =">
* you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
-> haha, sợ trầy đĩa đó mà =))))
* you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
* many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised.
* you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu.
-> chỉ là đóng phim thôi mà
* you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
-> hì, chỉ đếm thử thôi chứ ko có sửa
* Guys who paint their nails are okay.
-> cái này là do KAT-TUN và K8 cơ =))
* Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
-> các anh giàu, mặc toàn hàng hiệu, cạnh tranh sao nổi, chỉ nhìn bằng con mắt thèm thuồng thôi =))
* Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
-> ừa, coi RAW cũng dzui lắm á =))
* You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
-> 4 tháng liền mình chỉ nghe Arashi đó nhá
* You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
-> ừa, yêu Arashians lắm lắm !!! ♥~
* The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
-> mời xem note Itunes play count để biết thêm chi tiết =)))
* Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
-> trời ơi, tui mà biết vụ này sớm hơn là ép cô Quỳnh qua China uống rồi =|
* Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
* You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for Matsujun.
-> mình còn ghê hơn là có tất cả chỉ vì MatsuJun đóng nhưng chưa xem phim nào vì mình ko yêu MatsuJun đc như 4 anh kia
* Rabu Rabu rocks!
* Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
-> ôi, SakurAiba, OhMiya, Yamapair ♥~
Do làm biếng nên mình ko ngồi đếm đâu, chỉ biết là hơn phân nửa rồi á =)))
Lụm lặt được trên mạng nên làm cho dzui =))) bà con ai siêng làm thử nhe