Aussie Pythons and Cashew Trees
Ah.... Welcome Human,
Perhaps my ramblings have convince you to come back.... That is if this isn't the first time you've read my livejournal and you think I'm nuts!
But either way your still reading, which is further prove cause if your still reading then you're reading this sentence; just like that stupid E-mail that says "Don't Read" but of course you'll read it cause you're curious, and in the end you think "Why the h-"... "Heck did a person write three and a half pages of don't read this E-mail, and then E-mail it to everyone he knows?"
And my friends think I'm NUTS!!!
....
I like Cashews....
Ahem.... Anyways; Welcome! Welcome!
Last post I told you a little about myself... I just thought you'd like to hear a little more about ME!
Name: Nympthsis Amazon
Age: 18yrs & 27days Old
Height: 5foot & 2inches and a bit
Weight: 48kg (W00T, I gained a kg from yesterday!!! (Good thing for me))
Hair: Black (Naturally)
Eyes: Brown
Skin: My ID card says "Fair" but I like to consider myself "Lightly but Nicely Tanned"
So thats all you need to know about my image, I'm explaining this now cause I'm not going to post any pictures of me on the web, that would be NUTS! not with all the enemys I make... I can't help that I value my opinion above your pride 0.- I can try to save you but if you push the subject SOMEONE WILL get hurt!
LOOK! A change of subject!!!
Er... I know, I'll tell you why I'm trying to gain weight, well you see it has been a long standing dream of mine to join the Army Reserves, but they won't let me in until my body mass index is above twenty or as the nurse suggested 50kg.
I hated her, she was morbidly obese and she trying to suggest that I had some kind of eating disorder, cow.... (Can I say that?... *shrugs* to late) but I'm almost there! Yay! pity it took me a whole year to go from 42 to 48, okay well thats enough of the that....
...
So I says to Mable I says...
...
Oh yeah, If your interested, I'm an Aussie, an no we are nothing like Steve Irwan, Russell Cuoit or the Crocodile Hunter, if us Aussie a are like anyone of those, I'd have to say probably Russell Cuoit is the closest you'll get. We do do the "Slang" thing but not so excessively and we definately don't go picking up snakes or crocs or spiders and other stuff so willy-nilly, people do courses for that stuff! and I can tell you it's still pretty scary trying to get a 7foot carpet python of the chicken coop.
Not dangerous just Aggressive, specially cause you just interrupted it from its' first meal in two weeks.
I've now kind run out of thing to LOOK AND OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!!!
*Runs for door! Snickers as I run out*
Cya Later
Perhaps my ramblings have convince you to come back.... That is if this isn't the first time you've read my livejournal and you think I'm nuts!
But either way your still reading, which is further prove cause if your still reading then you're reading this sentence; just like that stupid E-mail that says "Don't Read" but of course you'll read it cause you're curious, and in the end you think "Why the h-"... "Heck did a person write three and a half pages of don't read this E-mail, and then E-mail it to everyone he knows?"
And my friends think I'm NUTS!!!
....
I like Cashews....
Ahem.... Anyways; Welcome! Welcome!
Last post I told you a little about myself... I just thought you'd like to hear a little more about ME!
Name: Nympthsis Amazon
Age: 18yrs & 27days Old
Height: 5foot & 2inches and a bit
Weight: 48kg (W00T, I gained a kg from yesterday!!! (Good thing for me))
Hair: Black (Naturally)
Eyes: Brown
Skin: My ID card says "Fair" but I like to consider myself "Lightly but Nicely Tanned"
So thats all you need to know about my image, I'm explaining this now cause I'm not going to post any pictures of me on the web, that would be NUTS! not with all the enemys I make... I can't help that I value my opinion above your pride 0.- I can try to save you but if you push the subject SOMEONE WILL get hurt!
LOOK! A change of subject!!!
Er... I know, I'll tell you why I'm trying to gain weight, well you see it has been a long standing dream of mine to join the Army Reserves, but they won't let me in until my body mass index is above twenty or as the nurse suggested 50kg.
I hated her, she was morbidly obese and she trying to suggest that I had some kind of eating disorder, cow.... (Can I say that?... *shrugs* to late) but I'm almost there! Yay! pity it took me a whole year to go from 42 to 48, okay well thats enough of the that....
...
So I says to Mable I says...
...
Oh yeah, If your interested, I'm an Aussie, an no we are nothing like Steve Irwan, Russell Cuoit or the Crocodile Hunter, if us Aussie a are like anyone of those, I'd have to say probably Russell Cuoit is the closest you'll get. We do do the "Slang" thing but not so excessively and we definately don't go picking up snakes or crocs or spiders and other stuff so willy-nilly, people do courses for that stuff! and I can tell you it's still pretty scary trying to get a 7foot carpet python of the chicken coop.
Not dangerous just Aggressive, specially cause you just interrupted it from its' first meal in two weeks.
I've now kind run out of thing to LOOK AND OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!!!
*Runs for door! Snickers as I run out*
Cya Later