Jokes...
If You Get Offended Easily...Don't Read This!!
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
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What's the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
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How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean.
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What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
__________
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
__________
What's the speed limit of sex?
68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
_________
What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
________
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
________
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
__________
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean.
_________
What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
________
What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.