Feb 01, 2006 23:24
Three Women - One German, One Japanese and a Newfie were sitting naked
in a Jacuzzi. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German lady
pressed her
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm
to her ear. When she finished,
she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand."
The Newfie woman felt decidedly low tech.
Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as
impressive.
She stepped out of the Jacuzzi and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her
behind. The others raised their eyebrows and just stared at her.
The Newfie woman finally said,
"LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."