the white legacy 1.1
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaay!
1.1 woooo!
PREVIOUSLY! ..briefly forgets..Cooper and Katie moved to Bridgeport, and got jobs to get FAYmous. Katie got her very own stalker!
Brother and sister jamming happened. Katie drank a bucketload of alcohol apple juice! and met Douchebag Hamming! :D
Since realizing that in fact in was guitar playing he was supposed to be perfecting in his career, Cooper was confined to playing some shweeeeet tunes for around 10 hours. So fun.
But when your thumbskin (hahahahahHA) starts to break away from all the strumming, it can get a little boring.
Cooper: Heyyy sister from another mister...ahhh i'm kidding. Come downstairs and keep me company!
Yelling that he was a lazy ass bitch for phoning from downstairs, Cooper and his shredded thumbskin went back to what he was supposed to be doing.
Cooper: /sigh Lonely. I am so lonely. I have nobody :'(
Anyway Katie was of course busy with something very important. Check her facebook profile, over, and over, and over again.
Although recent posts were going wild with the news of Katie White being pwned and rejected by five-star celebrity Matthew Hamming.
Katie angry!
And with the news came the rapid decline of friends. With her friends list going from 10 to 2.
Even her own parents deleted her from the embarrassment.
Leaving her 2 remaining friends being Cooper and Creeper Alexy.
Katie: Why should i care what they say anyway? Facebook sucks cheese anyway!
And with that revelation she promptly made her way downstairs to keep her brother company like he asked, whilst enduring some excruciating guitar playing.
Who'd want to be left with only 1 friend and that being the Creeeper?
So even though, insulting facebook storie's were posted, and blood was shed, it all ended quite positively.
Maybe their career's would survive after all, with all the studying.
Days off were boring. But it gave time for Katie to really reveal her artistic potential.
Starting with an incredibly life like portrait of her brother.
It also gave possible future spouses time to stumble across to their house.
Accidentally of course!
Apollo Bloom, soon realised that his plant that totallylookedlikecannibasbutwasn't needed tending too. Leaving before Katie could even introduce herself.
Luckily, Katie managed to sell Cooper for a whole 13 simoleans. Every little helps.
With a wish to destroy his thumbs more but this time in public. Cooper and his bestfriend Killer Guitar went to the park.
Attracting quite an audience.
Looking totally unimpressed this sim must be wondering what she did to deserve looking utterly ridiculous.
It's all so wrong.
Even the creepy faced vampire managed to look better than her in sunlight!
RainbowVomitSim: What the feck? You're supposed to sparkle!!
Vampster: Dracula could totally pwn Edward Cullen.
Cooper got his first fan. Special.
But before he could greet her and thank her for the support, she left too.
And looked quite happy about it.
Although Marina Prattle, who had hoped Cooper would notice her at some point stuck around.
But after introducing herself she of course remembered she had to leave too.
Leaving Cooper on his own. In the park.
At least his playing scared half the kids away so he could play in peace.
Determind to not let that Apollo Bloom get away that easy. Katie asked around town and finally managed to find his apartment.
We all should have known he wouldn't be home! Luckily Katie found a book in her pocket :D
Being bothered by the papparazzi wasn't always fun though.
Katie: Damn those paps! I hope Grilled Cheesus burns them in his crust!
Giving up at around 3:30am. Katie called it a night.
Unfortunatly Cooper and Katie were never taught how to use sinks, the flies were good company though.
Katie only just managed to teach herself how the microwave worked, she was really failing at her celebrity lifestyle.
A new day. Katie made her way to Apollo's apartment. This time she brought rope and duct tape so he couldn't go anywhere.
Katie: You know me? Katie White, 3 star celebrity and an amazing actress in the making!
Apollo: Oh yeah. Your the B-Lister who got dumped by Matt hamming right?
Katie: Well technically we were never together. To be honest i wasn't that interested in him anyway. I might have asked him if he wanted to be item an hour after we met, but i only jumped right to the point because it's what's best. If we had taken it slow and gone for coffee, things would have turned out much worse than now. That makes sense right?
Apollo: Nope.
Katie: Great.
Apollo: But whatever you were talking about sounded cool.
Katie: Really?
Apollo: I guess. I mean you do tell a bit too much too soon and talk way more than you should. But i can work with that.
Katie: Your a star! I mean i'm the star! But. Whatever.
Katie: I like your hat :D
That's enough to turn him on i guess..
Bringing out her inner Diva, Katie refused to get in bed insisting the lamp was in the way and that she couldn't Woohoo on her rightside!
Running out off the building after Apollo made himself comfortable.
Creeper Alexy who had gone to a whole new level, getting a job in the Music Buisness so he'd be able to creep Cooper too..he longed to tell Katie that she could Woohoo on her left side as much as she wanted at his place :/
When they were both invited to the same party one night. Katie told Creeper she knew about his woohoo remarks and really went crazy ass bitch on him!
Katie: I hate you and would never, ever woohoo on my left with you!
Lucky for the papparazzi, they had a new story.
Dates for Cooper had been going much better!
Well, he thought so anyway.
After being kicked out leaving the party, Katie decided that it was only fair that she crash Coopers date.
She couldn't be the only one to feel pissed and humilated.
A small sum had to be handed over for this to happen though..
Bouncer: 100 bucks! Sweet. Thanks.
Katie: So? Can i go in now?
Bouncer: Sorry. We're closed, we'll be open tomorrow night.
Katie: What the feck!
I need to stress that, that 100 simoleans really could have helped payed the bills.
Stay away repoman! Stay away!!
Insisting that his bonus should be spent on something that would benefit everybody. Cooper brought a bubbleblower!
Katie: This stuff! Waaay better than what Apollo gave me at his place!
Cooper: You were on drugs this past week? I should have known.
Cooper: It's time for me to be the responsible brother and tell you that drugs are BAD. Inhaling the chemicals that makes these bubbles can't be much better, but everybody loves bubbles!
Katie: Tis true!
Katie: Cooper? Are you a cat?
Know that quote? Come on, have a guess!
A few days later, after deciding to forgive Apollo. Katie got to his apartment to find a way too familiar face.
And she was being way too touchy feely!
Kimberly was more than happy to stake her claim on Apollo, branding her younger sister a frigid llama type person.
Taking sibling rivalry one step too far. The next being Katie dop kicking her sister.
Katie: You cold, dumb, blonde BIMBO PERSON!! Did you move here just to hurt my feelings and steal my man?!
Kimberly: Your man? Ha! I'm not the one who became a total Diva and ran out of his apartment, not even getting to fourth base!
Katie: It's a personal choice! I'm not the only one to have the sexual preferances i have!
Katie: And you. You knew i've been hurt in the past! And you couldn't resist my slag bag of a sister could you! You're only with her because she's related to me and you want a piece of the spotlight, well guess what? I no longer regard her as my sister so you won't be getting any of it!!
Apollo: What the hell you've never been hurt! You told me you never wanted to get with that dude anyway! Now you're changing your mind?
Katie: I have feelings too! I have the right to be hurt a little bit!
Apollo: Whatever! This would have never worked out anyway, so you should just go!
She did. Not before giving her ex-sister a good whack in the mouth first.
Not being able to bare the humiliation of telling her brother what happened. Katie decided only a whole lot of hot wings could help her feel better. With a freaky mixologist keeping an eye on her too.
And some fans. But being recognised now was the last things she wanted.
She kept thinking her new found fame had caused her more harm than good.
When she was asked 'Are you ok?' by a handsome stranger, Katie had drunk too much to remember not to be forward and hold back on the info a bit more.
Telling him everything.
HandsomeStranger: Wow he sounds like a waste fo space. Just remember, there are plenty of fish left in the sea, and that's one you want to steer clear of.
Katie: Not the easiet thing when he could become an in-law soon enough.
Seeing that talking about it wasn't going to do any good right now. The stranger who introduced himself as Ryan Bosco, invited Katie to forget those things and have a little fun, with a game of darts.
Ryan: That wasn't my best shot.
Katie: hahahahahaha!
Surprisingly, it was working. Hanging out with Ryan made her realize that there was no point sulking about what happened. So she put Kimberly, Apollo and Matthew at the back of her mind, and decided to enjoy the night with Ryan.
After losing most of his attire to a bunch of girls dressed as llama's for a hen party, Ryan invited Katie back to his place so he could pick up some more clothes, since going out on the town in nothing but his Y-Fronts wouldn't be his best idea.
Katie though found the whole situation quite entertaining.
And she was determind to do something more than play darts to have fun that night.
Waking up and remembering what happened. Katie was relieved to not still be in that elevator.
She could only apologize to Ryan for the way she acted, and maybe breaking his sink in the process...
Ryan: What are you apologizing for?
Katie: Well. I was way out of line, jumping on you like that in the elevator.
Ryan: Yeah you were a bit of an animal. You're lucky i really, really like you.
Katie: You really like me?
Ryan: Yeah. And i remember all that you told me last night. I want you to know that i'm not that kind of guy.
Katie: You promise?
Ryan: I do. I won't let you down. Now how about we go back to bed?
You didn't have to ask her twice for her answer to that!
Katie left that afternoon never feeling this happy. Maybe after the bad luck she'd been having, she found that silver lining she was looking for.
Cooper wanted to know every detail. Making sure this wasn't another guy he'd have to put on his list of guys to drop kick.
Luckily Matthew Hamming and Apollo Bloom were still the only ones to have a place on that.
Cooper: 'Cooper wants some loving like that'
Over the next few weeks, Katies happiness seemed to be getting the better of her. Throwing up because she was so happy?
She's lovesick alright!
Wheeeeyyy!!
Maybe it was just the sight of seeing Ryan with Tits Magee!
Some party.
Katie thought of having her out of the way and just make her fix that sink. Which she promised Ryan she would do weeks ago.
Katie: Backrub sweety?
Back off...he's taken.
Maybe Katie was starting to figure out was she was really throwing her guts up almost every waking moment?
Katie: Nope! Just lovesick! That's all it is! And it's awesome!
Maybe not.
Katie: I'll tell him, soonish. Not on an empty stomach that's for sure.
Before the big reveal to Ryan, Katie had some buisness to attend to. Entertaining Sick Kids at the hospital!
Whilst Cooper spent another day off recording some new songs for the band.
Katie: Hey sweety. I need tyou round here ASAP!
Cooper: Oooo talk about throwing a spanner in the works!
Katie: Don't worry, your daddy will know about you soon little one.
(Please excuse the fact she's missing a finger >.< was going to edit one in..but it would probs turn out looking like a claw!)
Ryan, took the news well. Better than Katie thought.
Which led to some serious face sucking.
Cooper: Well that was anti-climatic!
This little family really couldn't be more adorable could they?
Cooper, found the perfect opputunity to obtain a handiness skill. In all his nekkidness!!
The mountain of dishes soon made the dining room a toxic waste dump. Risking death by the green fumes, Katie braved it!
Cooper: I want a babeh..
Cooper: There really is a party going on in there huh! Maybe a new band member in the making?
It was only a matter of time.
Obligatory pregnancy interaction was obligatory!
Soon enough it was only a matter of time before Katie popped. And in their own way to speed up labor, Cooper suggested playing some awesome tunes..making the baby pop out so it could start to boogie!
An already exhausted Ryan took solitude on the balcony, whilst the music blasted below. And then a scream..
Cooper: Kate!! I didn't think it was actually going to work!
Katie: Well congratulations Coop!! You've made your own labor enduser!
Katie: So get Ryan and let's go.
Cooper: Wait, what? Aren't you supposed to scream some more with me being forced to deliver the kid like in that movie we watched?
Katie: Cooper i have no intention of having any of that happening. Not that i don't trust you, but there's a perfectly fine hospital on the other side of town.
Cooper: Are you sure you should be driving?
Katie: Trust me. I'll get there twice as fast..
They were practically in and the out. Too easy in Katie's opinion.
Cooper: That was both awesome and disgusting at the same time.
Katie: Let's get home. Betsy needs a bottle and i have work. /sigh
Betsy White. Rolled Slob and Heavy Sleeper.
Ryan. Just couldn't describe the experience, and found himself using the breathing techniques all the way home.
With Katie at work, Cooper made sure to take the day off. Ready to give his newborn niece all the care and attention a baby girl deserved.
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Was debating whether to end it on a cliffhanger before Betsy was born, but i couldn't resist ending it this way :D
Next time, Betsy grows up. More babies? Ryan moves in?