I feel a lot less manly now
My cat just totally took me down. I was walking into the kitchen and he did his pounce thing where he shakes his ass and runs fullspeed to wrap himself around my ankles to bite me. This time, though, he somehow managed to buckle me, so when he launched himself at me I literally fell to the ground. Not because I tripped over him or anything, but because he knocked me over. What is worse is this happened in front of Laura. Guys are supposed to be tough and manly, able to defend the female at any cost and here I am, getting my ass kicked by a 20 lb critter.