funny joke/thingy

Mar 27, 2005 16:59

so this lady who has a full family walks into the docter's office. she has a husband a cat a daughter and a son.
the father has had problems in bed for awhile.she is concerned and wants some sex so she askes the docter if he can fix it. the docter sais yeah i have these pills take 4 for ok sex take 8 for good sex and take 12 for amazing sex. but NEVER take the whole bottle. so she brings them home to try them out. the first night she trys them w/4 pills. she thought it was ok but could have been better. the next night 8 pills. she thought man that was good. the next night 12 pills holy shit she could not keep up with him. she could not take it she wanted more so she gave him the whole bottle.
the next morning the son walks into the docter's office and sais what were in those pills you gave my mom. the docter sais why?

the kid sais, because my mom is dead my sister is pregnant my ass is sore and my dad is runnin around the house saying here kitty kitty.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. LMFAO!!!!!
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