Explanation [1]

[nym_fon_maniac]

Good afternoon, Brawl!  I'm a little new here, so you'll have to bear with me for a little bit.  My name's Guy.  Guy Cecil!  Humble servant and best friend of Luke Fon Fabre from the Tales of the Abyss fandom.  I'm sure you've all had the pleasure of dealing speaking with Luke before.

I'll go ahead and apologize on his behalf right now.

With that

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[nicotine_patch]

HAHAHAHAHA

how the fuck did you land that job
SERIOUSLY.

[nym_fon_maniac]

His family took me in. We were around the same age, so I sort of became his "servant." We're more like friends though, the whole "servant" thing rarely comes up.

And you are?

[nicotine_patch]

Dude I'd fucking walk the streets in fishnets and a goddamned BOA before being some rich assfuck's servant.

Buddy. Nice to meet you, Guy.

[nym_fon_maniac]

That'd be a sight to see, I'm sure. It might not have been by choice, but I don't mind. Luke's a nice guy. When he puts his mind to it.

Buddy? When I scroll over your picture it says "Badou Nails."

[nicotine_patch]

He's got one of those?

Typo.

[nym_fon_maniac]

It's shocking isn't it?

You made a mistake typing your own name?

[nicotine_patch]

Totally. Why they got you collared?

Ain't got no edumacatin.

[nym_fon_maniac]

I'm not exactly "collared." I choose to stay.

I'm starting to wonder if this is all an act.

[nicotine_patch]

I see a collar.

ACT III: ROCKS FALL, EVERYBODY DIES EXCEPT THESE TWO LESBIANS WHO MAKE OUT IN GRIEF.

[nym_fon_maniac]

It's a choker. I wear it by choice. It's an article of clothing.

You're. Not right in the head, are you.

[nicotine_patch]

...It's a collar. It has a tag.

LESBIANS. FROM. SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[nym_fon_maniac]

It's a choker. And it's not tag, my name's not on it.

What are you talking about?

[nicotine_patch]

Is your address on it and a cute pawprint inside a heart.

Lesbians from space, actually.

[nym_fon_maniac]

There's nothing on it. It's just a piece of gold. It's an accessory.

Do you always talk in circles?

[nicotine_patch]

...GIRL.

Sometimes I do polygons.

[nym_fon_maniac]

What about them?

What about trapezoids?