Luckily for everyone I was not admitted to participate in Jamaica Underwear Run that took place in the Central Park last Friday. Luckily for me because the rules specifically ban running in thongs, but it was so smothering hot outside that running in thongs was my only option. So I did not get to run in thongs. And luckily for everyone else for exactly the same reason.
I was reduced to being a cheerleader, and who needs a cheerleader when there are 200-300 women in underwear jogging and then there is this minotaurus:
Different team's pump up rally in progress...
That was Team Jewish
Sometime ago I promised an acquaintance of mine to shill for his line of luxurious custom made underwear. And this might be the most appropriate post to do so. So, without much ado, because life is short and you have to maximize your pleasure principal, let me introduce to you e=fu8 underwear.