To the residents of Hayden, Weinstein, and everyone en route to Alumni...
Yes, that was me pushing a cart at 1:30 in the morning. Yes, I know it was loud.
So, to that I say...
I'm very sorry. I know, I shouldnt have done the moving that late.
but also
a) Its not my fault the carts are that loud.
b) Its not my fault you don't sleep soundly.
c) Its not my fault you live that close to the sidewalk. Consider it part of a package deal.
d) I could have been blasting 50 Cent on a boom box. Consider the alternative.
e) Its my hot body (plus cart) I do what I want.
There's nothing better than a night with best friends. Congrats to my CAS Grads tomorrow (and my Gallatin grads today!)
-see also: "why don't you just tell him where you live and give him your pin number too?...I promise we are not related."
So, to that I say...
I'm very sorry. I know, I shouldnt have done the moving that late.
but also
a) Its not my fault the carts are that loud.
b) Its not my fault you don't sleep soundly.
c) Its not my fault you live that close to the sidewalk. Consider it part of a package deal.
d) I could have been blasting 50 Cent on a boom box. Consider the alternative.
e) Its my hot body (plus cart) I do what I want.
There's nothing better than a night with best friends. Congrats to my CAS Grads tomorrow (and my Gallatin grads today!)
-see also: "why don't you just tell him where you live and give him your pin number too?...I promise we are not related."