May 22, 2004 10:11
DISCLAIMERS:
Any resemblance between Carl and Samwise Gamgee is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Frankenstein's Monster and Gollum is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between the relationship dynamic of Van Helsing, Carl and Frankenstein and that of Frodo, Sam and Gollum is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Carl's dash across the castle with the antidote and Sam and Frodo's quest in Mount Doom is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Kate Beckinsale and Liv Tyler arising from cinematography and clever lighting is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Anna avanging her father and Eowyn's relationship with Theoden is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Dracula's servants and Orcs is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Van Helsing and Frodo as the only men alive who can complete a quest is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Hugh Jackman and Viggo Mortenson is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between the map used to show the crossing of Transylvania and that of Middle Earth is purely coincidental, including similarities in the calligraphic style, the paper used, the illustrations and the usage thereof.
Any resemblance between the closing shots of Frankenstein sailing away and that of Frodo and Sam at the end of Fellowship is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance between Dracula and Bono is purely coincidental, although overwhelming.