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bah i kinda feel bad i havent updated in a while. so guess what! im gonna now! i
saira's party:
Nishma: aright tanzil, i'm gonna go home.
Me: yo ima take you to your car i'm your bodyguard.
(five seconds later)
Me: holllyyy shit taht rhymed!
Matt: say it again son!
Me: yo ima take you to your car, i'm you bodyguard. ima take you to your car i'm your bodyguard.
Freestyle battle there...
Jeremy: yo matt, i'ma give you a heart attack // yeah it's that cardiac // yo saira, i'm sorry to say this at ur birthday bash// but do us all a favor and shave your moustache
Me: yeah saira, you are some bad news // why don't you go get some bigger boobs
Cory: 1, 2, 3, YO SAIRA WHERE YO BOOBS AT, WHERE YO BOOBS AT, SAIRA WHERE YO BOOBS AT
Me: yo jeremy ima take ur mom to her rooom rooom rooom......so we can go booom booom boom....make it sound like vrooom vrooom vroom
Me: hey nishma, hold my katana for a bit? i'm too lazy
Nishma: okay
(five minutes later)
Nishma: AHHHHHHH
*nishma cuts herself with the katana*
Rohan: yo let's call david
Me: okay!
*ring ring ring*
David: ughh what
Me: Yo Hold on ima connect rohan
David: it's 1am, i ahve tow ake up at 7
Me: HOLD ON
David: but i have to sleep
Me: DAVID DONT HANG UP THE PHONE
*click*
Rohan: yo call kristen!
Suvo: yeah yeah let's do taht
Me: okay!
Halloween:
in westfield...
Sumi, suvo, and i are trying to figure out how to pay for the parking spots. it's 6:30 pm. we put in 3 quarters, but no matter how much money we put in, it said we only had till 7pm.
Me: yeah we tried to work the parking machine...but it just kept eating our money
Aileen: you retard! it's free to park in westfield after 7
Sumi: yeah didnt you know that tanzil?
Suvo: psh i even knew that shit
Me: you guys are assholes
edison...
We walk by this girl who's basically dressed like a ho, and suvo stares at her. she responds by telling him what she's dressed as
Ho: club head
Suvo: ohhhhh
Me: i just got some club head last night......ohhh THAT kind of club head. nvm.
rest of the week:
Matt: yo tanzil, you have to sing this song with me for shaivi
Shaivi: STOPPPPP
Me: yeah aight
Matt: BOOTLEG SHAIVI WITH THE BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK
Me: BOOTLEG SHAIVI WITH THE BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK
*larry makes a beat*
Matt and me: BOOTLEG SHAIVI WITH THE BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK
Shaivi: guysss!
woooo ok i can't remember anything else. but i'll put it up if i do!
oh yeah there's a 7 month old baby named Ariana that's staying in my house for a month. i am in love with her. she never cries, just laughs. whenever i come home and see her..she just keeps jumping up and down. this is bad because i do like no hw and just play with her all the time. i loooooove her. i just hold her and she starts playing with my face or biting my cheeks. LOL she's mad funny, cuz she can't really crawl correctly. She can only crawl backwards. so what i do is i put my cellphone in front of her....and since she wants to play with it, she tries to crawl towards it...lololol she ends up going backwards. i shall post a pic of her later.
no where to run to
nowhere to hide
it's the kids from the otherside
SHAOLINN
worldwide
super smash bros melee owns you. if u wanna play me, just comment. i'll rape u in the booty with Fox, marth, or sheik.
fuck SATs, i got the same math and writing grade as last time. but my reading comp raised 70. i might take it again so i can break 2000
I didnt donate blood because i'm a pussy. lol that's what it comes down to. a fookin needle taking my blood?? u better chill out.
I raised 300 bucks for WH Kare in the past 2 days. bought maddd samosas and sold them like crack. the money's going to pay for an underpriviliged girl's education in india. good game. i'm happy with my KARE team. if anyone understands what it's like in 3rd world countries, if anyone wants to get proactive with it in their school, let me know. we can change peoples' lives.
This weekend???
-homecoming with miss.tayyaba, hopefully
-veer zaara with syd and the new indians, hopefully
-applications
get at me.
saira's party:
Nishma: aright tanzil, i'm gonna go home.
Me: yo ima take you to your car i'm your bodyguard.
(five seconds later)
Me: holllyyy shit taht rhymed!
Matt: say it again son!
Me: yo ima take you to your car, i'm you bodyguard. ima take you to your car i'm your bodyguard.
Freestyle battle there...
Jeremy: yo matt, i'ma give you a heart attack // yeah it's that cardiac // yo saira, i'm sorry to say this at ur birthday bash// but do us all a favor and shave your moustache
Me: yeah saira, you are some bad news // why don't you go get some bigger boobs
Cory: 1, 2, 3, YO SAIRA WHERE YO BOOBS AT, WHERE YO BOOBS AT, SAIRA WHERE YO BOOBS AT
Me: yo jeremy ima take ur mom to her rooom rooom rooom......so we can go booom booom boom....make it sound like vrooom vrooom vroom
Me: hey nishma, hold my katana for a bit? i'm too lazy
Nishma: okay
(five minutes later)
Nishma: AHHHHHHH
*nishma cuts herself with the katana*
Rohan: yo let's call david
Me: okay!
*ring ring ring*
David: ughh what
Me: Yo Hold on ima connect rohan
David: it's 1am, i ahve tow ake up at 7
Me: HOLD ON
David: but i have to sleep
Me: DAVID DONT HANG UP THE PHONE
*click*
Rohan: yo call kristen!
Suvo: yeah yeah let's do taht
Me: okay!
Halloween:
in westfield...
Sumi, suvo, and i are trying to figure out how to pay for the parking spots. it's 6:30 pm. we put in 3 quarters, but no matter how much money we put in, it said we only had till 7pm.
Me: yeah we tried to work the parking machine...but it just kept eating our money
Aileen: you retard! it's free to park in westfield after 7
Sumi: yeah didnt you know that tanzil?
Suvo: psh i even knew that shit
Me: you guys are assholes
edison...
We walk by this girl who's basically dressed like a ho, and suvo stares at her. she responds by telling him what she's dressed as
Ho: club head
Suvo: ohhhhh
Me: i just got some club head last night......ohhh THAT kind of club head. nvm.
rest of the week:
Matt: yo tanzil, you have to sing this song with me for shaivi
Shaivi: STOPPPPP
Me: yeah aight
Matt: BOOTLEG SHAIVI WITH THE BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK
Me: BOOTLEG SHAIVI WITH THE BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK
*larry makes a beat*
Matt and me: BOOTLEG SHAIVI WITH THE BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK, BOOTLEG LOOK
Shaivi: guysss!
woooo ok i can't remember anything else. but i'll put it up if i do!
oh yeah there's a 7 month old baby named Ariana that's staying in my house for a month. i am in love with her. she never cries, just laughs. whenever i come home and see her..she just keeps jumping up and down. this is bad because i do like no hw and just play with her all the time. i loooooove her. i just hold her and she starts playing with my face or biting my cheeks. LOL she's mad funny, cuz she can't really crawl correctly. She can only crawl backwards. so what i do is i put my cellphone in front of her....and since she wants to play with it, she tries to crawl towards it...lololol she ends up going backwards. i shall post a pic of her later.
no where to run to
nowhere to hide
it's the kids from the otherside
SHAOLINN
worldwide
super smash bros melee owns you. if u wanna play me, just comment. i'll rape u in the booty with Fox, marth, or sheik.
fuck SATs, i got the same math and writing grade as last time. but my reading comp raised 70. i might take it again so i can break 2000
I didnt donate blood because i'm a pussy. lol that's what it comes down to. a fookin needle taking my blood?? u better chill out.
I raised 300 bucks for WH Kare in the past 2 days. bought maddd samosas and sold them like crack. the money's going to pay for an underpriviliged girl's education in india. good game. i'm happy with my KARE team. if anyone understands what it's like in 3rd world countries, if anyone wants to get proactive with it in their school, let me know. we can change peoples' lives.
This weekend???
-homecoming with miss.tayyaba, hopefully
-veer zaara with syd and the new indians, hopefully
-applications
get at me.