Because boredom is never good enough...

[nyc_ricochet]

Memes to kill you all, bwahahaha.

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[nottheobvious]

I'm going to kick your ass.

[nyc_ricochet]

...yeah. I thought that's how you were gonna be.

Rory, I'm sorry. I was under LOL, I wasn't coherent. You know I wouldn't have even looked at her otherwise.

[nottheobvious]

*growl* LOLs don't give you a license to do whatever the hell you want.

[nyc_ricochet]

I know that, but I wasn't thinking straight! (Well, I was, but-) I'm sorry.

[nottheobvious]

Straightness isn't temporary insanity. You slept with my girlfriend! Apologies do not fix this. Asskicking does.

[nyc_ricochet]

She slept with me! It was consensual! She said yes!

[nottheobvious]

I know. And I forgave her because I love her.

However, I don't have to forgive you.

[nyc_ricochet]

I know that. I'm not looking for it from you. *ooh, slightly bitter right there*

[nottheobvious]

Good. Because you're sure as hell not getting it.

Why?

[nyc_ricochet]

Why what? You mean why Alexa and why not some random broad from the Nexus?

[nottheobvious]

Yeah.

[nyc_ricochet]

*hesitates and looks away* I don't know.

*Clearly, this is a lie of gigantic proportions.*

[nottheobvious]

Yeah. Right.

Tell the truth, zombie-boy.

[nyc_ricochet]

*sighs*

I love her. And being straight I loved her, but only a million times more. And, apparently, she's had a crush on me since school.

That what you were looking for?

[nottheobvious]

Yeah.

I'm still going to kick your ass. And if- Mom forbid- you turn straight again? Stay the hell away from her.

[nyc_ricochet]

Oh, looking forward to it! And don't worry, I will.