man it is fucking hot!
so for lack of creativity or energy and because i just took 50mg of benadryl to stop this bite on my ankle from itching before i go crazy (this is what i get for spending four hours in nature in the park on saturday), here is an excerpt from an email tourettes bout i had last night that i sent off to my version of james bond:
Everyone in the US is flipping their sh-t about terrorism, which I find not funny per say but rather ridiculous. I mean as someone who went through what I went through (& I was one of the VERY lucky ones) at the tender age of 22, I am somewhere between wanting to laugh and to slap people in teeny tiny towns in Podunk Arkansas that are freaking out about the orange alert thing. When this bullsh-t returns to New York, which we all know it probably will, if it doesn’t get me this time around, I would like to personally thank every single idiot who reelected our idiot President. I mean, seriously, it’s like morons vote for Pres Pretzel Choke, I do campaign work for Kerry, MoveOn, etc and when it’s that time again, it is much more likely that I or someone I love will be left holding the bag like a total a$$hole based solely upon the homophobic rantings and fantasyland paranoia of some hicks in a bunch of red states who are clearly convinced that someone with a name they could only dream of pronouncing is fixated with their two stoplights and feed store. I mean is it a coincidence that every place in the US that was either directly affected by 9/11 or is a major population center voted the other way??? Call me a crazy liberal, but I read books and the foreign press and think that the Administration totally f-cked up and could have prevented 9-11 or at least handled it better. I mean, no one has written a book entitled: 9-11, What The Administration Did Right and Why We’re Better Off Today. But, being a crazy liberal, I also believe that the government should give schoolchildren books and old people medicine instead of like fighting another war that means nothing and seems to exist solely for the purpose of making me worry about my friends who are serving their SECOND tour over there. But seriously, this country is getting so ridiculous and so nearsighted about so many things that it is seriously difficult to watch even CNN without wanting to projectile vomit.
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sorry for my rantings but to read a newspaper today makes me want to ball it into my fist and scream “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F-CKING KIDDING ME” at the sky.
yeah. glad to get that off my chest. now to go pass out as my eyelids are getting heavy.
ps when did i get old?
Everyone in the US is flipping their sh-t about terrorism, which I find not funny per say but rather ridiculous. I mean as someone who went through what I went through (& I was one of the VERY lucky ones) at the tender age of 22, I am somewhere between wanting to laugh and to slap people in teeny tiny towns in Podunk Arkansas that are freaking out about the orange alert thing. When this bullsh-t returns to New York, which we all know it probably will, if it doesn’t get me this time around, I would like to personally thank every single idiot who reelected our idiot President. I mean, seriously, it’s like morons vote for Pres Pretzel Choke, I do campaign work for Kerry, MoveOn, etc and when it’s that time again, it is much more likely that I or someone I love will be left holding the bag like a total a$$hole based solely upon the homophobic rantings and fantasyland paranoia of some hicks in a bunch of red states who are clearly convinced that someone with a name they could only dream of pronouncing is fixated with their two stoplights and feed store. I mean is it a coincidence that every place in the US that was either directly affected by 9/11 or is a major population center voted the other way??? Call me a crazy liberal, but I read books and the foreign press and think that the Administration totally f-cked up and could have prevented 9-11 or at least handled it better. I mean, no one has written a book entitled: 9-11, What The Administration Did Right and Why We’re Better Off Today. But, being a crazy liberal, I also believe that the government should give schoolchildren books and old people medicine instead of like fighting another war that means nothing and seems to exist solely for the purpose of making me worry about my friends who are serving their SECOND tour over there. But seriously, this country is getting so ridiculous and so nearsighted about so many things that it is seriously difficult to watch even CNN without wanting to projectile vomit.
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sorry for my rantings but to read a newspaper today makes me want to ball it into my fist and scream “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F-CKING KIDDING ME” at the sky.
yeah. glad to get that off my chest. now to go pass out as my eyelids are getting heavy.
ps when did i get old?