If I Were...

[nybornsilence]

Randomness that I snagged from my sister nr2solace :

If I were a month, I’d be January.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be a Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a direction, I’d be North East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a desk with hutch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a mango iced tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a garnet.
If I were a tree, I’d be a paper birch. 
If I were a tool, I’d be a spade.
If I were a flower, I’d be a hybrid tea rose. 
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a spring storm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be moss green.
If I were an emotion, I’d be misunderstood.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a golden delicious apple.
If I were a sound, I’d be leaves crinkling/crunching.  
If I were an element, I’d be earth.
If I were a car, I’d be a Honda Pilot.
If I were a food, I’d be pasta.
If I were a place, I’d be England. 
If I were a material, I’d be copper.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like toffee. 
If I were a scent, I’d be lilac and jasmine. 
If I were an animal, I’d be a wolf. 
If I were an object, I’d be a book. 
If I were a body part, I’d be an eye. 
If I were a facial expression, I’d be thoughtful. 
If I were a song, I’d be an alternative rock song.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be sneakers.