Total CRACK! - Chapter 2 - The Ballad of how to conquer the PADAcock, in ten easy steps...
Anybody who has seen our Chapter one Crack (Ten possible way Jensen ended up bowlegged) knows that we were proposing Chapter 2 right there.
titheniel and I were busy bees, and right after Chapter one we started to work on chapter 2, and what else the theme should be the the famous PADAcock! Oh yeah!
Seriously, the amount of background info we were able to collect are unbelievable, lol. I could say it's scary but you all gonna have FUN! - and sorry this take us this long to post it. To be honest it was done right after CH 1 but because of my lazy ass I'm just posting now.
WARNING! This is TOTAL crack! We made it up because we are sick bastards like that! Also we held no responsibility if you spill your morning coffee on the screen or you choke on your blueberry muffin. YOU WERE WARNED! lol
So what am I still talking about!?
Nothing, just ENJOY the: "The Ballad of how to conquer the PADAcock, in ten easy steps..." - Told by non the other than Mr. Jensen Ackles! (with additional visual aids ;))
1) - Make sure to always carry a healthy pack of lube!
2) - Always wear "easy access" underwear. You never know where the need will rush through you.
3) - Demonstrate A-level abilities on candy sucking. It's all about technique after all...
4) - Practice First Aid anytime you can. You never know, when you have to give mouth to cock breathing.
5) - Since practice makes perfect, make sure to do practice as often as you can. Before breakfast, after breakfast, in between takes, in the SUV, in the trailers....
6) - Always wear an appropriate outfit. For example a t-shirt "I do not GAG" on it.
7) - Dropping hints is useful. Dropping your pants is an automatic SCORE!! \o/
8) - Show off you are a well educated person. Use words in various context like “hung, enormous, delicious, lickable, pawing”, but do not miss to have eye-contact while saying them. At least we all know, eyes can’t lie.
9) - Always do your own stunts. Demonstrate such abilities as flexibility, and make sure you show yourself sprawled wide on the floor as many times as you can.
10) - Always do your checklist before you meet with Jared, considering all points, because it’s all about the preparation:
- lube *check*
- undie with easy access *check*
- bunch of lollicocks *check*
- “First Aid kit” *check*
- perfect outfit *check*
- loose pants *check*
- dictionary with usable words *check*
- Extra large pack of MAGNUM XL condoms *check*
- alcohol to make him loose control *check*
- mental note: „Fuck or BE fucked!” *check*
(Click on the icons above to take you somewhere naughty ;))
1,3,5,7,9: titheniel
2,4,6,8,10: nyaubaby
Picture credits:
jr24tw, andreas-ri
9 to llc149 @ flickr
Feedback is LOVE LOVE so please spoil us!!!
Also, what would you like to see in Chapter 3? ;)
titheniel and I were busy bees, and right after Chapter one we started to work on chapter 2, and what else the theme should be the the famous PADAcock! Oh yeah!
Seriously, the amount of background info we were able to collect are unbelievable, lol. I could say it's scary but you all gonna have FUN! - and sorry this take us this long to post it. To be honest it was done right after CH 1 but because of my lazy ass I'm just posting now.
WARNING! This is TOTAL crack! We made it up because we are sick bastards like that! Also we held no responsibility if you spill your morning coffee on the screen or you choke on your blueberry muffin. YOU WERE WARNED! lol
So what am I still talking about!?
Nothing, just ENJOY the: "The Ballad of how to conquer the PADAcock, in ten easy steps..." - Told by non the other than Mr. Jensen Ackles! (with additional visual aids ;))
1) - Make sure to always carry a healthy pack of lube!
2) - Always wear "easy access" underwear. You never know where the need will rush through you.
3) - Demonstrate A-level abilities on candy sucking. It's all about technique after all...
4) - Practice First Aid anytime you can. You never know, when you have to give mouth to cock breathing.
5) - Since practice makes perfect, make sure to do practice as often as you can. Before breakfast, after breakfast, in between takes, in the SUV, in the trailers....
6) - Always wear an appropriate outfit. For example a t-shirt "I do not GAG" on it.
7) - Dropping hints is useful. Dropping your pants is an automatic SCORE!! \o/
8) - Show off you are a well educated person. Use words in various context like “hung, enormous, delicious, lickable, pawing”, but do not miss to have eye-contact while saying them. At least we all know, eyes can’t lie.
9) - Always do your own stunts. Demonstrate such abilities as flexibility, and make sure you show yourself sprawled wide on the floor as many times as you can.
10) - Always do your checklist before you meet with Jared, considering all points, because it’s all about the preparation:
- lube *check*
- undie with easy access *check*
- bunch of lollicocks *check*
- “First Aid kit” *check*
- perfect outfit *check*
- loose pants *check*
- dictionary with usable words *check*
- Extra large pack of MAGNUM XL condoms *check*
- alcohol to make him loose control *check*
- mental note: „Fuck or BE fucked!” *check*
(Click on the icons above to take you somewhere naughty ;))
1,3,5,7,9: titheniel
2,4,6,8,10: nyaubaby
Picture credits:
jr24tw, andreas-ri
9 to llc149 @ flickr
Feedback is LOVE LOVE so please spoil us!!!
Also, what would you like to see in Chapter 3? ;)