03 - Yummy-Yummy Mayfield

[nyanpirenya]

[Action A | 1649 Albright Lane, morning]

[After a lovely breakfast of crunchy toast with strawberry jam, Nyanpire has gone out to get the mail. He's being helpful! It's good to be helpful! He hums to himself, mouth full of letters, and slips back inside to spit them out on the living room coffee table.]

...nyaa?

[But wait! There's a letter

Comments

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid has taken notice of the cat mewling for blood...and isn't quite happy about it.]

What do you mean you want blood? Cats don't drink blood.

[nyanpirenya]

I do! Imma vampire cat!

[Pity that everyone in Mayfield hasn't heard the news yet. Oh well. He'll tell them! Then he'll get all the yummy-yummy blood he wants.]

Arcueid is mean when it comes to freely feeding vampires okay ;3;

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid stops walking, crosses her arms over her chest, and bends down to glare a the tiny little cat.]

A vampire? Do you know what I'm supposed to do to vampires that freely feed on humans?

[Pity that all the vampires in Mayfield haven't heard the news yet. Oh well, she'll tell them!]

That is quite perfectly fine!

[nyanpirenya]

Uh... uh... no?

[This... this isn't the sort of answer that he had ever gotten before.

This is unfamiliar territory.

Also, this lady smells kinda... funny. He's getting the impression she'd probably taste bad. He starts to step slooooowly backwards.]

ADORABLE CATS have no effect if they are vampires for Arc xD

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid follows as the cat slowly steps backwards, he's not getting away that easily.]

Tell me, just what exactly happens when you feed? Both to humans and to you?

[At this point, intent to murder is absolutely radiating from Arcueid.]

Ohnoes!

[nyanpirenya]

[Oh boy. Oh boy. This is scary. This is almost as scary as the bad man in the smelly clothes...]

I-I-I get full, nyaa! And, and, they get sleepy, nyaa!

[The backing away does not stop.]

I'm a gooood Nyanpire, nyaaaaaaaa!

[makemebreakfast]

Oh? Do the humans die? Turn into ghouls? Turn into vampires themselves?

Or is what you do completely harmless for them? Do you do it without their permission? Do you charm them into letting you do it?

[Arcueid's following, her wider gait making it very easy to keep up with the little cat and bear down on him menacingly.]

[nyanpirenya]

No? No? No no no, nyone of that stuff!

I ask! And then they say yes cuz I'm cute and they love me and then I have blood and it tastes good and WAAAAAAH DON'T HURT MEEEEE!!!

[He is no longer retreating. He is in a tiny little cowering ball, crying his eyes out.

Strangely, the tears are all clear and watery. None of that bloody-tears business for Nyanpire, no sir.]

[makemebreakfast]

[Aruceid just sighs. She's not sure if this is part of the act or actually genuine...but it sure seems genuine.

She picks up the little cat by the scruff of it's neck, holding it at eye level.]

I'm going to make the same deal with you that I've made with the other vampires around here that aren't from my own world. As long as you ask first, and what you're doing isn't going to hurt anyone, and you don't go nuts, then I'll leave you alone.

But the second you start to become dangerous, the second you are a threat to anyone else, I will not hesitate to kill you every single day. Understand?

[nyanpirenya]

[He goes limp when picked up by the scruff of his neck, as cats tend to do. Oh, it's scary to look her in the eyes, but he can't look away...]

I ask! And I fix them up after biting! And I'm just tiny-tiny and can't drink a whole person, nyaa.... I'm nyot dangerous...

[This... raises a question he hadn't considered.]

Are there dangerous vampires here, nyaa?

[makemebreakfast]

There might be. I'm sure not all of them have made what they are known.

I'm only supposed to kill the Dead Apostles from my own world, but I can't really suffer a dangerous vampire running loose around here. It's a stain on my reputation.

I don't see how a little cat can be dangerous, but just remember what will happen if you end up as such.

[She doesn't want to be cruel, so Arcueid finally sets the cat down on the ground gently.]

I'm not here to hurt you unless you're dangerous.

[nyanpirenya]

So there could be lots of bad vampires...?

[Scary, scary thoughts were out in abundance, today.]

I promise! I promise I'll be a good Nyanpire, scary lady!

[He is so relieved to be set down on the ground again.]

[makemebreakfast]

Well, maybe not lots. I think I've run into most of them since I've been here.

Just be careful not to stray from being a good cat, okay?

[She reaches down, but this time it's just to pet the poor little thing.]

[nyanpirenya]

I'll be good! I'll be the best! If I see a bad vampire, I'll... I'll...

...

I'll call you? On the phone?

[He cringes away from her hand at first, but is relieved that it's just a bit of petting.]

[makemebreakfast]

Sure, you can do that if you want.

You just focus on being good.

[nyanpirenya]

I'll be good! I'll be so good, Nyaa!