[fic] Water Bottle - Tokio
Title: Water Bottle
By:himekohimura
Rating: G
Pairing: Um...Matsuoka/Water Bottle?
Summary: Matsuoka has something up...there?
Notes: Really short drabble that has no real point except to be crack. Dedicated to Reiko, who suggested I write a fic on Tokio. And to my mother, who shouted these exact words to me.
"TAICHI. YOUR WATER BOTTLE IS UP MY ASS."
Matsuoka's shout rang out through the practice room and the rest of Tokio turned to the drummer with wide eyes. Matsuoka wore a look of absolute fury as he half stood from his stool looking for the world like he had constipation.
Said Keyboardist frowned. "It's not my water bottle, it's Yamaguchi's." Taichi accused, pointing to their bassist.
"Mine is right here!" Yamaguchi said, holding up his bottle. "It's Leader's."
"I didn't even have one. It's Nagase's." Joshima looked to their youngest and lead singer.
Nagase, who had a pastry in his mouth and wasn't at the moment able to talk, pointed to Matsuoka and then to Taichi and made gestures in which they could only interpret as 'Taichi's so lying. It's his!'
And so the practice room erupted in a flurry of name calling, finger pointing, and all around chaos until Matsuoka finally had enough.
"I DON'T CARE WHO'S IT IS. JUST TAKE IT OUT OF MY ASS!"