[fic] Leader - Super Junior
Title: Leader (aka, The Five Times Eeteuk Wasn't The Leader and the One Time That He Is)
Pairing: None
Rating: PG for just a bit of swearing ^_^
Summary: Being leader is a job meant for only one person.
Notes: HAHA. UM. ACTUALLY. I was reading the comments from sugarless_666 fic and this sorta kinda spawned from that *flail*
"Donghae. Get me my makeup bag," Heechul commanded, priming himself.
"Hyung, it's back in the van, which is in the garage across the--"
"DID I ASK FOR COMPLAINTS? DO IT."
"But--" Donghae started to argue, but Heechul directed his glare and Donghae's shoulders slumped forward. "Yes Hyung." He got up from he row of members who sat in a straight line behind Heechul's chair, getting more than a few sympathizing looks.
"DO MY HAIR!" Heechul screeched and a choir of boys shouted "YES MASTER" in response.
Later that day, in front of the press and cameras, Heechul announced his plans for world domination. When asked 'how and with what army?' Heechul points at the rest of the members and states that fangirls were all the army that he needs. Heechul's following cackle was recognized throughout the world as the beginning of the end.
***
"Um, Hyung? Why are we all dressed up in bunny suits?" Ryeowook asked, pawing at his ears.
"Because Wookie-bunny. We're changing our name."
"Who the fuck said we're changing our name?" Kangin grumbled from his very grumpy looking bunny suit. Heechul lounged next to him in a similar suit, except his suit looked like it had a stick up it's ass. Eunhyuk still lay twitching on the floor for that comment.
"I said we're changing our name." Sungmin glared at Kangin with dark bunny eyes.
"What's our new name going to be?" Kyuhyun asked, his bunny looking just a bit sick.
"We have two choices." Sungmin lifted up a paw. "Super Bunny or Bunny Junior." He tilted his head to the side. "Although I like Super Bunny better. It makes us sound like super heroes!"
"More like super dorks." Donghae muttered before he got hit by a big bunny butt.
***
"Why the foil hats?" A reporter asks and Donghae steps up to answer.
"THE ALIENS ARE OUT THERE," Donghae announced to the flashing lights. The rest of the members tried to pull their foil hats down to cover their faces.
***
"So what's the reason for the lack of activities lately?" The interviewer asked hesitantly with a frown as the boy in front of her continued to tap at the keys on his keyboard.
"We're...too....busy...playing....Starcraft! AW!" He leaned back in his seat with a sigh, looking up at the lady with an accusing frown. "You made me lose."
"S-sorry..." The woman gathered her things and left.
"You know, we should be like...performing or something." Eunhyuk tries to tell Kibum, but Kibum gestures at another computer.
"Stop complaining and play the game. You'll never get good if you just sit around."
Eunhyuk tries to point out that all they're doing is sitting around, but Kibum is already too absorbed in the game to listen.
***
"Hold him down!" Kyuhyun curses as he gets slapped in the face by a stray arm. "Fuck, Donghae! I thought I said for you to grab that arm!"
"It's not my fault he's thrashing like that!" Donghae yelled back, grabbing a hold of the flailing arm.
"FUCK YOU LEE DONGHAE," owner of said flailing arm screams when Donghae is able to secure the last of the restraints. "FUCK YOU ALL!"
Shiwon is reciting verses from the bible and the ones that weren't keeping the bed from moving had holy water and crosses and were chanting along with Shiwon in monotones.
"Why are we doing this again?" Sungmin asks in a low whisper.
"Because we need to 'excavate the demon' in Heechul-hyung." Donghae responds softly, or as softly as one can when holding down a bed.
"You mean exercise the demon,'" Shindong corrects holding up his cross, waving it back and forth like one would do at a concert except instead of a song and drums, he's doing it to prayers and Heechul's screaming of bloody murder.
"Why would the demon need to exercise?" Ryeowook asks, a bit surprised.
They go to a few interviews the next day about their new Christian single and announce their decision to peruse priesthood, sans Heechul, who needs a little bit more exercise.
***
Eeteuk woke with a gasp, Kangin's arms tightening as his sleep voice asks what's wrong.
"A dream." Eeteuk flops back onto the bed, eyes wide and just a bit freaked out.
"Seems like a nightmare." Kangin mumbled, snuggling closer to Eeteuk, eyes still closed.
When he wakes up fully and goes into the living room, he finds Donghae with Eunhyuk playing with foil and Sungmin is playing with his bunnies. Heechul is preening and Kibum is playing on his computer. Shiwon is reading a bible and Eeteuk sighs, just a bit happy for once to be the leader.
Pairing: None
Rating: PG for just a bit of swearing ^_^
Summary: Being leader is a job meant for only one person.
Notes: HAHA. UM. ACTUALLY. I was reading the comments from sugarless_666 fic and this sorta kinda spawned from that *flail*
"Donghae. Get me my makeup bag," Heechul commanded, priming himself.
"Hyung, it's back in the van, which is in the garage across the--"
"DID I ASK FOR COMPLAINTS? DO IT."
"But--" Donghae started to argue, but Heechul directed his glare and Donghae's shoulders slumped forward. "Yes Hyung." He got up from he row of members who sat in a straight line behind Heechul's chair, getting more than a few sympathizing looks.
"DO MY HAIR!" Heechul screeched and a choir of boys shouted "YES MASTER" in response.
Later that day, in front of the press and cameras, Heechul announced his plans for world domination. When asked 'how and with what army?' Heechul points at the rest of the members and states that fangirls were all the army that he needs. Heechul's following cackle was recognized throughout the world as the beginning of the end.
***
"Um, Hyung? Why are we all dressed up in bunny suits?" Ryeowook asked, pawing at his ears.
"Because Wookie-bunny. We're changing our name."
"Who the fuck said we're changing our name?" Kangin grumbled from his very grumpy looking bunny suit. Heechul lounged next to him in a similar suit, except his suit looked like it had a stick up it's ass. Eunhyuk still lay twitching on the floor for that comment.
"I said we're changing our name." Sungmin glared at Kangin with dark bunny eyes.
"What's our new name going to be?" Kyuhyun asked, his bunny looking just a bit sick.
"We have two choices." Sungmin lifted up a paw. "Super Bunny or Bunny Junior." He tilted his head to the side. "Although I like Super Bunny better. It makes us sound like super heroes!"
"More like super dorks." Donghae muttered before he got hit by a big bunny butt.
***
"Why the foil hats?" A reporter asks and Donghae steps up to answer.
"THE ALIENS ARE OUT THERE," Donghae announced to the flashing lights. The rest of the members tried to pull their foil hats down to cover their faces.
***
"So what's the reason for the lack of activities lately?" The interviewer asked hesitantly with a frown as the boy in front of her continued to tap at the keys on his keyboard.
"We're...too....busy...playing....Starcraft! AW!" He leaned back in his seat with a sigh, looking up at the lady with an accusing frown. "You made me lose."
"S-sorry..." The woman gathered her things and left.
"You know, we should be like...performing or something." Eunhyuk tries to tell Kibum, but Kibum gestures at another computer.
"Stop complaining and play the game. You'll never get good if you just sit around."
Eunhyuk tries to point out that all they're doing is sitting around, but Kibum is already too absorbed in the game to listen.
***
"Hold him down!" Kyuhyun curses as he gets slapped in the face by a stray arm. "Fuck, Donghae! I thought I said for you to grab that arm!"
"It's not my fault he's thrashing like that!" Donghae yelled back, grabbing a hold of the flailing arm.
"FUCK YOU LEE DONGHAE," owner of said flailing arm screams when Donghae is able to secure the last of the restraints. "FUCK YOU ALL!"
Shiwon is reciting verses from the bible and the ones that weren't keeping the bed from moving had holy water and crosses and were chanting along with Shiwon in monotones.
"Why are we doing this again?" Sungmin asks in a low whisper.
"Because we need to 'excavate the demon' in Heechul-hyung." Donghae responds softly, or as softly as one can when holding down a bed.
"You mean exercise the demon,'" Shindong corrects holding up his cross, waving it back and forth like one would do at a concert except instead of a song and drums, he's doing it to prayers and Heechul's screaming of bloody murder.
"Why would the demon need to exercise?" Ryeowook asks, a bit surprised.
They go to a few interviews the next day about their new Christian single and announce their decision to peruse priesthood, sans Heechul, who needs a little bit more exercise.
***
Eeteuk woke with a gasp, Kangin's arms tightening as his sleep voice asks what's wrong.
"A dream." Eeteuk flops back onto the bed, eyes wide and just a bit freaked out.
"Seems like a nightmare." Kangin mumbled, snuggling closer to Eeteuk, eyes still closed.
When he wakes up fully and goes into the living room, he finds Donghae with Eunhyuk playing with foil and Sungmin is playing with his bunnies. Heechul is preening and Kibum is playing on his computer. Shiwon is reading a bible and Eeteuk sighs, just a bit happy for once to be the leader.