[fic] Do Something - ShiHanChul
Title: Do Something
Rating: G
Pairing: ShiHanChul + Other ninja!pairings
Summary: Heechul hasn't shaved and it's not because someone's in China
Notes: I've been using chocolate *cough* to stay awake. This is the product of said chocolate and studying more than should be healthy.
Heechul is a wreck. More than a wreck; he hasn't shaved for days and now he's showing it off. It's not like Kibum, who actually thought he looked good all bummy looking. It was part of his name, so of course he thought it would look good. He didn't, in Heechul's opinion. But who was he to change Kibum's mind? That was someone else's job. Granted, said someone else was far away in China, but Heechul didn't do anyone else's job but his own job, which was currently not the best of jobs because he still hasn't shaved and he really doesn't know why (he does know why, but he's not going to admit that to himself). Sure, he got a nose job or whatever they were calling it in the press nowadays (he hears it's being called the 'Michael Jackson's disease', but it wouldn't be fair if Michael got two diseases named after him and Heechul didn't get any), and he's been absent from any real work because of recovery. There's still no reason why he's dressing so horribly and looking so ugly in front of a camera of all things (though he's sure he still looks damn fine, compared to the rest of the world).
"You should do something about that." Heechul frowns and throws something at Eeteuk, who ducks expertly, already used to things being thrown at him after years of knowing Heechul. Eunhyuk is less fortunate as said something hits him in the back of the head. He yells out, offended, but no one bothers to listen. That person, as forementioned, is in China as well. "It's unbecoming."
"I don't need you to tell me that, big mouth." Eeteuk doesn't seem too hung up on Heechul's insult and continues on his way to the kitchen, most likely to make something for Kangin who was still (probably) in bed. Heechul decides he should pray for Kangin's soul (or stomach. Same diff), but doesn't because it's not like he has someone to pray to (he heard something about God taking a vacation to China or something).
"You should do something about that." It's Yehsung this time and Heechul succeeds in hitting him with a something, but gets it thrown back at him, which starts a war that ends in a truce because Heechul needs to use the bathroom and Ryeowook just called.
"He misses you." Heechul hears Yehsung telling someone on the phone--not Ryeowook, Heechul knows, because Yehsung would be professing undying love--but he's already closing the door and pays it no mind (because, really, just because he hasn't shaved, doesn't mean he misses anyone).
"You should do something about that." Sungmin bounces up and down on the couch, high on some sort of sugar or maybe because Yehsung gave him the phone for a few minutes (and not Heechul, but not that Heechul cares anyway).
"Go play with your dolls," Heechul dismisses, but Sungmin grins a grin that looks like he knows something that Heechul doesn't know. It pisses Heechul off and he goes into Sungmin's room to behead Mr. Bunny.
You should do something about that. Kibum messages Heechul when new pictures of Heechul surface on the net.
Heechul scowls at his phone and messages back a quick You should talk before turning off his phone and throwing it at the far wall, satisfied with the shattering sound it made (ignoring the pained thought that now he wouldn't be able to get any international calls. Not that anyone would be calling him internationally, of course).
"You should definitely do something about that," Hangeng frowns as he walks through the door, bags in hand and under his eyes. Shiwon nods in agreement, looking equally burdened.
Heechul pulls both of them into the nearest room and shows them exactly what he's doing about it.
Rating: G
Pairing: ShiHanChul + Other ninja!pairings
Summary: Heechul hasn't shaved and it's not because someone's in China
Notes: I've been using chocolate *cough* to stay awake. This is the product of said chocolate and studying more than should be healthy.
Heechul is a wreck. More than a wreck; he hasn't shaved for days and now he's showing it off. It's not like Kibum, who actually thought he looked good all bummy looking. It was part of his name, so of course he thought it would look good. He didn't, in Heechul's opinion. But who was he to change Kibum's mind? That was someone else's job. Granted, said someone else was far away in China, but Heechul didn't do anyone else's job but his own job, which was currently not the best of jobs because he still hasn't shaved and he really doesn't know why (he does know why, but he's not going to admit that to himself). Sure, he got a nose job or whatever they were calling it in the press nowadays (he hears it's being called the 'Michael Jackson's disease', but it wouldn't be fair if Michael got two diseases named after him and Heechul didn't get any), and he's been absent from any real work because of recovery. There's still no reason why he's dressing so horribly and looking so ugly in front of a camera of all things (though he's sure he still looks damn fine, compared to the rest of the world).
"You should do something about that." Heechul frowns and throws something at Eeteuk, who ducks expertly, already used to things being thrown at him after years of knowing Heechul. Eunhyuk is less fortunate as said something hits him in the back of the head. He yells out, offended, but no one bothers to listen. That person, as forementioned, is in China as well. "It's unbecoming."
"I don't need you to tell me that, big mouth." Eeteuk doesn't seem too hung up on Heechul's insult and continues on his way to the kitchen, most likely to make something for Kangin who was still (probably) in bed. Heechul decides he should pray for Kangin's soul (or stomach. Same diff), but doesn't because it's not like he has someone to pray to (he heard something about God taking a vacation to China or something).
"You should do something about that." It's Yehsung this time and Heechul succeeds in hitting him with a something, but gets it thrown back at him, which starts a war that ends in a truce because Heechul needs to use the bathroom and Ryeowook just called.
"He misses you." Heechul hears Yehsung telling someone on the phone--not Ryeowook, Heechul knows, because Yehsung would be professing undying love--but he's already closing the door and pays it no mind (because, really, just because he hasn't shaved, doesn't mean he misses anyone).
"You should do something about that." Sungmin bounces up and down on the couch, high on some sort of sugar or maybe because Yehsung gave him the phone for a few minutes (and not Heechul, but not that Heechul cares anyway).
"Go play with your dolls," Heechul dismisses, but Sungmin grins a grin that looks like he knows something that Heechul doesn't know. It pisses Heechul off and he goes into Sungmin's room to behead Mr. Bunny.
You should do something about that. Kibum messages Heechul when new pictures of Heechul surface on the net.
Heechul scowls at his phone and messages back a quick You should talk before turning off his phone and throwing it at the far wall, satisfied with the shattering sound it made (ignoring the pained thought that now he wouldn't be able to get any international calls. Not that anyone would be calling him internationally, of course).
"You should definitely do something about that," Hangeng frowns as he walks through the door, bags in hand and under his eyes. Shiwon nods in agreement, looking equally burdened.
Heechul pulls both of them into the nearest room and shows them exactly what he's doing about it.