[fic] My Children - SuJu
Title: My Children
Rating: G
Pairing: Ninja!Pairings.
Notes: Lol, I went through a writers block recently and this was the only way I could get out of it. Kinda random and cracky, but it works. I love the concept of Teukie being a mother, because he has all the potential to be one ^___^ I meant this as part of the Series of Events universe because of the dialoge at the end, but I don't think it quite fits. I'll just put it in the tag anyway, because I can XDD I have this sinking suspicion that I've left someone out. Please tell me if I did >.<
Hello everyone. Super Junior leader and mother to thirteen energetic boys, Eeteuk here. How are you doing today? I'm fine and dandy on my end. Keeping up the smiles and cuteness for the world to see and preventing my children from bringing the world to an abrupt end.
Seriously, without me, I'm not sure how the world would survive!
Of course, not all my children are quite so wild. HanGeng's a right darling, and my babies Ryeowook and Kyuhyun are practically angels. And Henry, my newest addition, is the the most respectful little--
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I? Let me introduce each of my children to you, just in case you haven't heard of them.
I'll start with my oldest child and biggest trouble-maker, Kim HeeChul. Self-proclaimed 'Sun' of the world, HeeChul causes ruckus everywhere he goes. The fans love him, despite his overbearing selfishness. He's...full of himself. Always looking in the mirror and touching up his make-up. Anything he says causes great riots on search engines all over the internet. Despite the negative way he looks at the world, he does care a lot about the others and he does listen to me....sometimes. But then he gets together with Kangin and then everything goes to hell and I'm left to clean up the mess.
And then there's my little foreign baby, HanGeng. He's so soft spoken, even in his native tongue. And he's a sweet soul who has an amazing talent for cooking. Apparently, he's so popular that people keep on following him home to China and sending him presents. I never got to know what they actually sent him, since KangIn went on some sort of hit-everything-in-sight rampage when it arrived in the mail and I had to spend the entire day trying to calm him down. Wonder if it was something Kangin really wanted?
Oh, Shiwon. My perfect, wonderful Shiwon. I did something good when I raised him, because he's just...perfect, for lack of a better word. Except for his habit of hugging everything in sight. Never figured out where he got that habit from. Certainly not from me. I'm touchy, but not that touchy. And he's probably the only one who really gets away with it, even with HeeChul, who doesn't like to be touched unless he touches first. Kangin says it's because Shiwon took too many trips to foreign countries when he was younger so he picked up a lot of their habits of skinship. Donghae overheard that conversation and wouldn't come within a few feet of Shiwon for over a month, convinced that Shiwon was some sort of alien.
Donghae. My poor, sweet, delusional Donghae who really believes in aliens. I don't know where I went wrong with him or I would have done better. And bringing my Eunhyuk down with him! *sigh* To deal with both of them at the same time...It's almost too much for me. Thankfully Kangin wrestles with them often, making them too tired to argue with me when I put them to sleep. Shindong helps with this sometimes. He's a sweetie too, always tucking the boys in. Of course, when Donghae starts stealing his food, there is huge fights that ends in me having to do some sort of damage control.
Oh and my Yehsung. My dear coffee obsessed Yehsung. I'm starting to think he has a Ryeowook obsession as well, with the way he attaches himself to our eternal magnae. Ryeowook doesn't seem to mind, though. The small boy is too shy, and having Yehsung around to guard him is a good thing. Kangin says Yehsung is evil. The boy seems nice to me. He can't be evil if he's able to get our little angelic Ryeowook to come out of his shell. Kangin says that's what makes him evil, but I really don't understand why.
Then there's our bunny lover and pink obsessed Sungmin and his unwitting victim Kyuhyun. They're so innocent, still playing tea parties at their age. When I mentioned that they still played doctor as well, Kangin said he wanted to play it with me. I told him that we were much too grown up to be playing that game. Really, now.
My newest addition, Henry, has been getting along with our quiet Kibum. It really helps that Kibum speaks English. Shiwon helps too with his own halting English. Did I mention that Shiwon is perfect? *sigh* My children are so talented!
And lastly. Kangin. Strong, a bit on the dense side, Kangin. He's...well, I've never really thought of him as one of my children, even though I have to still take care of him, as he needs me to tuck him in at night and give him a peck on the cheek at bedtime. Sometimes I have to sleep with him because he's scared of the dark or something. Being scared of the dark at that age! I'm starting to wonder if it's just because he wants to share the bed with me because he doesn't seem very scared at all, what with the loud snoring. But he does hold on to me tightly, so I guess there is some sort of truth to it.
Well, it looks like it's almost time to put them to bed. Good night, everyone. I hope you'll continue to love my children as much I as I love them.
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"Eeteuk?"
"Yes, Kangin?"
"Are you really that dumb?"
"What do you mean?"
"I am NOT afraid of the dark!"