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Apr 16, 2006 13:05

*o* hi to everyone!!! it's making me mad that i can't reply back to people...not enough time...here's hoping the guests are keeping my parents busy enough to not come into the study O_O'''

okay, because it's driving me freakin crazy, does anyone know who this is?


gr...

here's a lil 'story' i wrote...alice9 and dir en grey and 3 dead jrockers :D

Once upon a very long time ago, there lived a fairy-tale prince called Saga. He lived in a huge castle filled with Jrock memorabilia with his little brother Nao in Wonderland. One day, he got a call from his best friend Shou that a beautiful princess called Hiroto was captured by the evil, but very hot, villain Tora. Saga set out on a quest to find Hiroto and marry him and have lots of pretty babies. He was walking through the park in his short shorts and his big, long…sword. As a monster jumped out at him from behind a tree, Saga swung the sword at it, but the monster started playing guitar and Saga was HYPNOTIZED. Suddenly, the monster transformed into Tora. Tora dragged Saga back to his lair to have his way with him. He also took pictures of Saga and Hiroto together to use as blackmail later. Tora let Saga leave with Hiroto to spread their gay love on one condition: He had to be godfather for one of their children. Two years later, a family reunion came up for the first birthday of Saga and Hiroto’s second child. She was really pretty and liked to run around the house naked, so they decided to make Tora the godfather. Shou was the godmother and he looked after the little girl really well because he was smart enough to look after a kid, instead of leaving it by the fire like Hiroto usually did. At the reunion, Nao said a few thousand good words about everyone and took up three hours of their time before they could eat. Then they ate. And they ate a lot, trying to ignore Hiroto and Saga humping each other. After they ate, they all went to sleep and lived happily ever after.
Not too far from Wonderland lived a tribe that called themselves Dir en Grey. Dir en Grey was often shortened to Diru as none of the five men could be stuffed with three syllables. Late one night, the leader of the tribe, Kaoru, ran onto the street in front of a big van. He stopped the van with his magical guitar and stole it for a joy-ride. Returning back home, he decided to poke Shinya. Shinya laughed and Die started poking her with his spear, too. Then they remembered that Shinya was a guy and poked him even more. When Toshiya came, she…he was naked. He sat in front of the fire and watched Kyo laughing and cooking something that looked like a baby, but couldn’t be identified through the rising flames. Then Kyo ate the food, not sharing with anyone else. Then Kaoru told Die to put his face on his butt and Kaoru farted. Die hit him. Then a short battle ensued where Die tried to spear Kaoru but Kaoru decided then was a good time to try to lure him into bed. There was a lot of noise that night. In the morning, everyone was rested except for Kyo, who had been hunting. He brought home more babies. Everyone ate, and they never went hungry again. Although they never where hungry…but they never went hungry, and they always had enough lube. So they lived happily ever after, too.
And then far, far away in an upside down kingdom was a pink-haired alcoholic plushie doll, a beautiful butterfly doll and a very happy puppy. They were called Hideto, Kami and Kazuki. They sat around and watched Diru and Wonderland in their crystal balls. They liked what they saw and smiled. Then Kami started playing drums. Kazuki joined him with a guitar. Then Hideto started playing guitar and singing. And they…were happy. Always. Not necessarily living…but happy.
THE END.

like most of my stories, it started out innocent...dammit, i'll never be a better story-teller than die x_X'''

and a download!!! dundundun...

this is my current obsession...extra kingdom by kra!!! i cannot watch any of the two mv's from kra that i have without at least smiling~ they're too cute :D most of you
a) hate this song
b)love this song
c)have never heard it/of it
download it anyway!!! s2s2s2!! *o* uh, it's only mp3 :| hehe...
http://s29.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3GWU75L40XRR23QK95LZ4JFW4P
oh yeah, it's uh...poppy soft jrock...yeah...but everyone will love it. mhm. *shifty eyes*
and also, jet- are you gonna be my girl. aussie rock. i'm so proud...i love these guys. they...*love hearts* hehehe no words can describe it. their songs are catchy. they're cool. uuuh, yeah...this one's rapidhsare, sorry .__.
http://rapidshare.de/files/18119436/Jet_-_Are_You_Going_To_Be_My_Girl.mp3.html
i ask you, my friends to SHARE THE MUSIC!!! especially the jet. steal the links if you have to, and give them to everyone who cares. and everyone who doesn't care, too. :D

and...wooow..taking so long to upload..well, then, happy easter everyone! *hands out love heart chocolates*...*takes them back* you know, zombies are so much better *hands out huge zombie cakes dripping in chocolate*...*and furry bunny plushies* aaaw, so cute...*hides* ahah i haven't given my parents my report card...shiiit i'm gunna die T_T''' 2 e's, 3 d's, a c and 3 a's...and 3 interview requests.
haha.
fuck...
aw, i miss everyone ;_; *group hug* *wipes away tears* freakin hell...
uh, just wondering, is it normal for a fifty-something year old man to put a big round mirror on his desk, right next to his computer? just a thought...O_O
oh crap, at church there was a POSESSED PRIEST!!! i swear he was, he freaked me out so much, cuz he was reading the bible right, and every time he looked up, you could only see the whites of his eyes, like his eyes had rolled back into his head~ i freaked!! i was sitting in the second row, too and he kept looking in my direction! eeeh...then i thought maybe he was blind, but it turns out he's not and he always makes 'faces' like that...*shudder* nyah...and i nearly died from smoke inhalation. lucky there weren't any asthmatics in the church. also...i don't understand latin, dammit. ah, yes, polish people and their weird english/latin/polish speaking ways...

well, i'd better go now, finished uploading...*sigh* even if i don't reply feel free to comment *heehee* because i do read them when i check my emails. which isn't much...but i do read them! and it makes me really happy, especially in the hols when i am ISOLATED from society. and from bubble.tea...
anyhooz...s2 u all *hugs* *poke poke* *waves*
buhbaiz!!!
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