Plot Bunnies Galore
So I wrote this on my phone just after seeing The Hurt Locker, and have spent the following 10 or so days trying to get the note off the damn phone. Technology - 15, Sam - 2 (poor laptop has now finally recovered after a hard drive transplant).
And now to the subject of today's ramblings:
OMG, I have to stop watching movies! I swear there are plot bunnies in the theatre, just waiting for me to bring in my Glee bunny, so they can multiply.
The Hurt Locker was kinda slow, then fast, then slow, which I guess is realistic of a soldier's life, just not all that enthralling for a movie. But the entire time I was thinking I could see Puck in the military, and though he and Rachel aren't together, she's the only one he can write to. Coz he can't bring his guy friends down like that, and Finn wouldn't understand all the complex things going through Puck's head. So he and Rach email back and forth about their lives, without commenting much on the other person's life. Then when he gets out they're both kinda lost, coz her dreams have been ripped to shreds by bad choices and a media who care more about the acting than the singing. So they get together and move to somewhere like Vegas, where he can fuel his adrenaline addiction with gambling, and she can sing to people who are more interested in the gambling than the singing, but at least they don't pan her acting skills.
And during The Blind Side (which is an okay movie with awesome acting by Sandra Bullock, btw), I was thinking about how Puck & Finn's fight would affect the football team post-Sectionals. As far as I remember, Puck plays left tackle, so what happens when he's supposed to be protecting Finn, the quarterback, but a) Finn doesn't trust him to do so and b) he doesn't really want to, either. Yeah, the team wasn't so great to start with, but if the two best players are fighting, I imagine things will be even worse.
Though as I'm typing this up, I've just remembered that Finn mentions something about the football season being over, when he talks to Will in Sectionals. :redface: Anyway...
These are the non-porn plot bunnies. But, let's be honest, porn + plot don't really go together (unless you're Angie, and amazingly awesome to be able to combine the two). But I have two porn ones that have more formation than "Puck + Rach going at it like rabbits". Lolz, no pun intended. However:
a) we know about Rachel's obsession with skirts in general school life, but she's usually good with pants for performances. So why was she wearing a skirt (and a black one, at that) during the performance in Hairography? Two words: Impatient!Puck, zipper.
b) Puck's training football jersey (the white see-through one). Rachel in nothing but it.
Okay, so that one is just pure smut. Whatevs. We all know I live in the gutter permanently.
And now to the subject of today's ramblings:
OMG, I have to stop watching movies! I swear there are plot bunnies in the theatre, just waiting for me to bring in my Glee bunny, so they can multiply.
The Hurt Locker was kinda slow, then fast, then slow, which I guess is realistic of a soldier's life, just not all that enthralling for a movie. But the entire time I was thinking I could see Puck in the military, and though he and Rachel aren't together, she's the only one he can write to. Coz he can't bring his guy friends down like that, and Finn wouldn't understand all the complex things going through Puck's head. So he and Rach email back and forth about their lives, without commenting much on the other person's life. Then when he gets out they're both kinda lost, coz her dreams have been ripped to shreds by bad choices and a media who care more about the acting than the singing. So they get together and move to somewhere like Vegas, where he can fuel his adrenaline addiction with gambling, and she can sing to people who are more interested in the gambling than the singing, but at least they don't pan her acting skills.
And during The Blind Side (which is an okay movie with awesome acting by Sandra Bullock, btw), I was thinking about how Puck & Finn's fight would affect the football team post-Sectionals. As far as I remember, Puck plays left tackle, so what happens when he's supposed to be protecting Finn, the quarterback, but a) Finn doesn't trust him to do so and b) he doesn't really want to, either. Yeah, the team wasn't so great to start with, but if the two best players are fighting, I imagine things will be even worse.
Though as I'm typing this up, I've just remembered that Finn mentions something about the football season being over, when he talks to Will in Sectionals. :redface: Anyway...
These are the non-porn plot bunnies. But, let's be honest, porn + plot don't really go together (unless you're Angie, and amazingly awesome to be able to combine the two). But I have two porn ones that have more formation than "Puck + Rach going at it like rabbits". Lolz, no pun intended. However:
a) we know about Rachel's obsession with skirts in general school life, but she's usually good with pants for performances. So why was she wearing a skirt (and a black one, at that) during the performance in Hairography? Two words: Impatient!Puck, zipper.
b) Puck's training football jersey (the white see-through one). Rachel in nothing but it.
Okay, so that one is just pure smut. Whatevs. We all know I live in the gutter permanently.