Those of you who know me know that I was named after Brittany the Chippette from Alvin & The Chipmunks...and as a homage to her, I bought my infamous "Original Britney" shirt:
I would have put it on for the pictures, but I just dug it out of the dirty clothes. Why did I dig it out of the dirty clothes? Because I found this picture:
That's right. Me & Paris roll. Whatevs, bitches. Jealous much?