How To Be A Good Parent To Your Nonexistent Children (Mini-Drabble Series)
Title: How To Be A Good Parent To Your Nonexistent Children (2/5)
Author: juuten
Genre: AU, Romance, Humour
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Chen/Lay, Kris/Tao (if you can read between the lines XD)
Summary: Yixing loves children and can't wait until he and Jongdae start having their own.
A/N: I want yoghurt....
Yixing's brother from hell is staying over for the weekend. Suddenly, the cereal he's eating tastes like puke.
Zitao - the name practically burn's Jongdae's tongue - hates him, plainly speaking, for reasons unknown as of the moment. But really, with or without valid reason, he manages to make Jongdae's life a living nightmare whenever he was around.
One time, Zitao invited him out to 'eat in Myeongdong'. He woke up in an abandoned warehouse, bound to a chair. Apparently, 'eat in Myeongdong' meant Zitao threatening him with a wushu stick and interrogating him about his supposedly, undying love for Yixing. It was the worst 47 minutes of his life. Luckily, he made it out alive that day and in one piece. Months later, he found out 'buy iced coffee in Sinsa-dong' meant something tragically similar. Jongdae almost lost his fingers that day, but his genuine love for Yixing proved him worthy enough to have appendages. Still, Zitao believes he will find evidence of Jongdae and an ugly whore in bed sooner or later.
To this day, Yixing knows nothing about these little incidents, and Jongdae is willing to keep quiet and suffer as long as he gets to be with the love of his life.
Zitao arrives just in time for lunch, but he's got more than ridiculously expensive Gucci bags in his hands.
Yixing squeals and cooes at the little blue bundle in his brother's arms. Jongdae is too busy carrying Zitao's heavy bags to the guest room to care what weird, exotic pet they're gushing over.
But two hours later, he finds out its not a pet, and how he wishes it was.
"Jianghe," Zitao states, shoving a tiny human into his arms.
"Wha-?" Jongdae barely finishes, clearly angry. He cringes and attempts to shove the baby back to Zitao, but the look on Yixing's face - bright and hopeful - stops him. His anger immediately melts away.
"I said my son's name is Jianghe," Zitao repeats, before caressing the baby's cheek with a soft smile. His smile doesn't fall when he looks up at Jongdae.
It surprises him. Jongdae has never seen him smile that way. It makes his lips curl up as well. "He's really cute."
"Wait 'til you see Jongxing and DaeYi," Yixing adds, wrapping his arms around Jongdae from behind.
"Who?" he asks, confused, and Zitao's innocent smile turns into an evil grin.
"Our twins..."
His eyes widen, and he's about to choke on his own spit. "T-T-Twins?????"
Yixing kisses his cheek. "Of course not just them. All our babies are going to be cute! I got so caught up naming our twins. Zitao had to remind me about our other 48 children! I can't believe I forgot our other children! We're picking names for all of them tonight."
If it weren't for the helpless baby in his arms, Jongdae would have wringed Zitao's neck right then and there.
Author: juuten
Genre: AU, Romance, Humour
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Chen/Lay, Kris/Tao (if you can read between the lines XD)
Summary: Yixing loves children and can't wait until he and Jongdae start having their own.
A/N: I want yoghurt....
Yixing's brother from hell is staying over for the weekend. Suddenly, the cereal he's eating tastes like puke.
Zitao - the name practically burn's Jongdae's tongue - hates him, plainly speaking, for reasons unknown as of the moment. But really, with or without valid reason, he manages to make Jongdae's life a living nightmare whenever he was around.
One time, Zitao invited him out to 'eat in Myeongdong'. He woke up in an abandoned warehouse, bound to a chair. Apparently, 'eat in Myeongdong' meant Zitao threatening him with a wushu stick and interrogating him about his supposedly, undying love for Yixing. It was the worst 47 minutes of his life. Luckily, he made it out alive that day and in one piece. Months later, he found out 'buy iced coffee in Sinsa-dong' meant something tragically similar. Jongdae almost lost his fingers that day, but his genuine love for Yixing proved him worthy enough to have appendages. Still, Zitao believes he will find evidence of Jongdae and an ugly whore in bed sooner or later.
To this day, Yixing knows nothing about these little incidents, and Jongdae is willing to keep quiet and suffer as long as he gets to be with the love of his life.
Zitao arrives just in time for lunch, but he's got more than ridiculously expensive Gucci bags in his hands.
Yixing squeals and cooes at the little blue bundle in his brother's arms. Jongdae is too busy carrying Zitao's heavy bags to the guest room to care what weird, exotic pet they're gushing over.
But two hours later, he finds out its not a pet, and how he wishes it was.
"Jianghe," Zitao states, shoving a tiny human into his arms.
"Wha-?" Jongdae barely finishes, clearly angry. He cringes and attempts to shove the baby back to Zitao, but the look on Yixing's face - bright and hopeful - stops him. His anger immediately melts away.
"I said my son's name is Jianghe," Zitao repeats, before caressing the baby's cheek with a soft smile. His smile doesn't fall when he looks up at Jongdae.
It surprises him. Jongdae has never seen him smile that way. It makes his lips curl up as well. "He's really cute."
"Wait 'til you see Jongxing and DaeYi," Yixing adds, wrapping his arms around Jongdae from behind.
"Who?" he asks, confused, and Zitao's innocent smile turns into an evil grin.
"Our twins..."
His eyes widen, and he's about to choke on his own spit. "T-T-Twins?????"
Yixing kisses his cheek. "Of course not just them. All our babies are going to be cute! I got so caught up naming our twins. Zitao had to remind me about our other 48 children! I can't believe I forgot our other children! We're picking names for all of them tonight."
If it weren't for the helpless baby in his arms, Jongdae would have wringed Zitao's neck right then and there.