Free association

[nwhyte]

In line with my new year resolutions I have been brushing up my Russian, listening to lessons on my MP3 player and muttering the responses to the alarm of my fellow train and passengers.

The one problem is, whenever I am asked to supply an answer to the question Это далеко? - "Is it far?" - I am tempted to respond, ungrammatically:

"YES! I AM A DALEK!"